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Template:Semi This is information about an the update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Rainier Wolfcastle. Which was released on July 15, 2013.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Wolfcastle's Mansion 1d, 12h 343,500 Rainer Wolfcastle 31 Film Set 6s 120 McBain 31 All Night Gym 24h 211,500 31

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward Carved Ice Sculpture 2,600 Improves your Vanity rating Radioactive Man Billboard 30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.

Characters

Quests

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Celeb-o-mania

Part 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest. We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service. And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around. The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something. We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto! I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family. Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up. A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame. Wolfcastle Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1" which is to "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 1 days and 12 hours. The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.

Part 2

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Wolfcastle Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel. Wolfcastle The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny. That's not all we got you. You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield. Wolfcastle Distract? Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain". Wolfcastle TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.

Part 3

Excellent. These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston. Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll. The task is Make Burns Hide Nuclear Waste.

Part 4

Text not yet decided Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon Skinner, I need real health insurance. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough! Wolfcastle Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE! The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Pose and Make Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!

Part 5

Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike. Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling? Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman… and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV The tasks are Make Carl Drink at Moe's and Make Lenny Drink at Moe's.

Part 6

Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you. Wolfcastle Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now? I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman! I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin. We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil. Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important. Wolfcastle If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do. Wolfcastle Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them. The task is Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow.

Part 7

Now With Extra Hype

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Wolfcastle Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture. Wolfcastle As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring. Wolfcastle We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement. The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total 850 and 210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List

Part 1

Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here. Wolfcastle Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you. Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?" Wolfcastle I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony. The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm and Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm.

Part 2

Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area… That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program. Wolfcastle Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain! Wolfcastle Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show? I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show. I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams. Wolfcastle Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is. It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win. Wolfcastle This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri. Wolfcastle For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food. The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri.

Part 3

Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner! Wolfcastle But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it. I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive. Wolfcastle I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper. The task is Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili.

Part 4

Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser. Wolfcastle Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later. The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms. I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie. Wolfcastle You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits. Wolfcastle You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it. Wolfcastle It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt. Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people. The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove and Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove.

Part 5

Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!. I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today. What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy. Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is. The task is Make Marge Walk Maggie. Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Part 6

Egoin' Crazy

Part 1

Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program. Wolfcastle Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy. Wolfcastle Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit. You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg. The task is Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Level 31: Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5

Wolfcastle I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey! What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government? Wolfcastle The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films. Wolfcastle My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas." Wolfcastle I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers. Wolfcastle Text not yet decided The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage.

McBain

Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain

McBain SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza. McBain‎ MENDOZA!!!! Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt. Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one. McBain‎ I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon. McBain‎ And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk. McBain‎ I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence. The task is Make McBain Find Intel at the Track.

Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise

Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood. McBain I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs. What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man. McBain‎ No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE! The task is Make McBain Go Undercover.

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References