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This is information about an upcoming update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Rainier Wolfcastle.

Buildings

• All Night Gym
• Film Set
• Radioactive Man Billboard
• Wolfcastle's Mansion

Characters

Quests

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Celeb-o-mania

Part 1

Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest. We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service. And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around. The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something. We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto! I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family. Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up. A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame. Wolfcastle Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth. The task is Build Wolfcastle's Mansion.

Part 2

Wolfcastle Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel. Wolfcastle The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny. That's not all we got you. You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield. Wolfcastle Distract? Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain". Wolfcastle TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond. The task is Make Wolfcastle Exercise.

Part 3

Excellent. These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston. Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll. The task is Make Burns Hide Nuclear Waste.

Part 4

Text not yet decided Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon Skinner, I need real health insurance. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough! Wolfcastle Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE! The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Pose and Make Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!

Part 5

Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike. Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling? Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman… and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV The tasks are Make Carl Drink at Moe's and Make Lenny Drink at Moe's.

Part 6

Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you. Wolfcastle Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now? I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman! I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin. We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil. Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important. Wolfcastle If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do. Wolfcastle Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them. The task is Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow.

Part 7

Climbing Up To The D-List

Part 1

Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here. Wolfcastle Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you. Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?" Wolfcastle I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony. The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm and Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm.

Part 2

Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area… That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program. Wolfcastle Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain! Wolfcastle Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show? I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show. I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams. Wolfcastle Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is. It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win. Wolfcastle This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri. Wolfcastle For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food. The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri.

Part 3

Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner! Wolfcastle But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it. I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive. Wolfcastle I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper. The task is Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili.

Part 4

Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser. Wolfcastle Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later. The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms. I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie. Wolfcastle You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits. Wolfcastle You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it. Wolfcastle It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt. Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people. The tasks are Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove and Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove.

Part 5

Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!. I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today. What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy. Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is. The task is Make Marge Walk Maggie. Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Part 6

Egoin' Crazy

Part 1

Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program. Wolfcastle Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy. Wolfcastle Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit. You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg. The task is 'Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance.

Part 2

Part 3

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla. Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam! The task is Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video.

Part 4

Level 31: Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5

Wolfcastle I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey! What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government? Wolfcastle The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films. Wolfcastle My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas." Wolfcastle I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers. Wolfcastle Text not yet decided The task is Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage.

Part 5

Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!. I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today. What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy. Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is. The task is Make Marge Walk Maggie. Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Part 6

OLD

McBain, Scene 1: Prologue

Wolfcastle Okay, I am ready to film my newest high-budget action blockbuster. It vill go beyond cutting edge 3D and into... the fourth "D". Actually, the fourth dimension is impossible to apply to present day video viewing methods and should be considered a misnomer in this context. Wolfcastle Impossible is just one more obstacle to crush... McBain ...for McBain! The task is Make McBain Shoot an Action Scene

McBain, Scene 2: Prologue

McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosions

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 1

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon This is Kent Brockman, reporting live with the latest on Springfield's first reality TV show. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Food vs. Fear vs. Man is edgy and new and not at all a derivative knock-off of some other popular show or shows. Ooh, edgy and new? Sign me up! I'm all about food and fear and m- ok, well, food and fear. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon The show will be hosted by none other than Springfield's own action icon, Rainier Wolfcastle! Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon (Assuming someone takes it upon themselves to build that primadonna a five-star mansion.) Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Tune in tonight for more details on Eye on Springfield. The task is Build Wolfcastle's Mansion

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 2

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 3

There's going to be a-uh lot of money floating around because of this, uh, reality TV show. I'll have to, uh, make sure the production company is aware of all the new film tariffs I am now currently writing into law. Springfield welcomes the entertainment with open palms, er, uh, I mean arms! The task is Make Quimby Collect Bribes

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 4

Ohhhh! Why does that Wolfcastle get to be host? This show was made for a blue collar everyman with questionable self-respect and a generous yet jolly waistline. Wolfcastle Dream on, dough boy. People don't want someone so pathetic it makes them feel better about themselves by comparison. Wolfcastle They want physical conditioning so perfect that it blinds them with shame. Let me show you. The task is Make Wolfcastle Exercise

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 5

Hey, Wolfcastle, just because you're a big time celebrity, don't go thinking you can do whatever you want. Wolfcastle All film crew have been given full cooperation by local politicians, including minor human rights violations. Oh, well, I guess there's not much I can do about that, then, is there? But I'll have my eye on you. The second you step out of line I'll be on you like honey badger on a snake. The task is Make Chief Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 6

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 7

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 8

Hmmm, it's been two days since the last time I was subjected to the usual battery of wet willies, wedgies, and swirlies. I think having a real live action hero in town has actually caused a downturn in schoolyard oppression. Could this be the turning point I have been waiting for? I think you may be right, Martin, my boy. Today is the day you walk tall with your head held high! The task is Make Martin Try to be Cool

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 9

Good morning, internet. And what news, pray tell, do you have for me this fine afternoon? What's this? "Generic Superhero Series Replaced By Local Reality TV Show"? This is an outrage! "Super Lawyers, Bikers, and 1950's Businessmen" may be the worst kind of shallow, trend-pandering tripe… ...but it's OUR shallow, trend-pandering tripe! The rabid vocal minority must hear of this. To the blogosphere! The task is Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Java Server Wolfcastle The internet is on fire! Vhy do these pasty little nerds hate my show? Lemme tell you something about modern showbusiness, pal. You need an act with chutzpah! You need shock value. Wolfcastle I'll give them shock value! I vill stomp their pitiful series of tubes into the ground! Or... you could just convince some local dope to do something dangerous, disgusting, and/or degrading and catch it on film Just make sure you get a signed release form before you go to air.

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 10

Wolfcastle Vhere can I find a no-life looser to do something stupid for my show? Here at Moe's Tavern, we have a fine selection of morally bankrupt and destitute slobs. Take your pick. Wolfcastle I need someone who vill eat an alarming amount of something disgusting. Ooh! Me! Me, me, me! Pick me! Uh-un, Homer, no more pickled eggs and brine for you until you pay for the last three vats you inhaled. Wolfcastle I choose the little man. Me? I just dropped in for an appletini. I don't even like pickles. The task is Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Moe's and Make Smithers Eat Pickled Eggs and Brine at Moe's

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 11

Dad, I need a favor. Whaaa-! I gotta get on Wolfcastle's show. It's been my lifelong dream for almost a day now! Wolf?! Where?! Never mind. Just keep an eye on the kids for me while I go find Mr. Wolfcastle, okay? Wolves? The task is Make Grampa Babysit Bart and Lisa

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 12

Please, Mr. Wolfcastle, please let me be on your show. I'm sure I can do something stupid and dangerous enough to impress your viewers. Just gimme a chance! Wolfcastle I admire your dedication. Your family vill be proud. Please sign this release form. The task is Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Police Station and Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 13

Look at all these people making fools of themselves just to get on TV. It's embarrassing. Besides, how could I compete with a guy who can eat a Guatamalan Insanity Pepper? Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon You want to see some disgusting things? Any second-grader in my class could redefine the internet with the right editing and a backbeat. Yeah, kids really are disgusting, aren't they? Hey Ralphie, come over here for a second. Daddy needs your help with something. How would you like to be on TV? The task is Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 14

Wolfcastle's reality show keeps getting worse and worse, but people can't get enough of its cheap stunts and schadenfreude. It is my nerd-given duty to defend shoddy, indie productions from the evils of mainstream corruption. I may have never seen an episode of "Super Lawyers, Bikers, and 1950's Businessmen", but it deserves to keep its timeslot. You've survived my scathing review blog, Mr. Wolfcastle, but let's see how you deal with... a Pointless Online Petition! The task is Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Java Server

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 15

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Hey, Wolfcastle, your show is in the news again. Someone's started an online petition to boycott. Wolfcastle This is outrageous! How dare this fat nerdlinger insult my TV show?! Wolfcastle I challenge you, fat man, to appear on my show! Or face humiliation before the internet masses! Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Uh, Rainier, you know he can't hear you yelling at the screen right? Ughn. I felt a disturbance in the force. As if millions of online voices sighed in apathy and suddenly clicked away. A challenge has been issued. How can I ignore it without losing the respect of the forumites? Well played, Wolfcastle, but I will have the last laugh. To the Krusty Burger! The task is Make Wolfcastle Host Live Show at Krusty Burger and Make Comic Book Guy Accept the Challenge at Krusty Burger

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 16

This new reality show is just terrible. How can they justify exploiting people for cheap ratings like this? Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon That's people for you, stab you in the back as soon as they think they can make a few bucks off you. Someone needs to stand up for these people. Some of them are children! Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon Yes, and that child thing was my idea. Equal pay for equal input, I say! The task is Make Marge Protest... Something

Food vs. Fear vs. Man Pt. 15

Up Late With McBain

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References