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Difference between revisions of "Them, Robot/Quotes"

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:'''Robot J25''': Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
 
:'''Robot J25''': Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
 
:'''Homer Simpson''': And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.  
 
:'''Homer Simpson''': And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.  
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:[''Mr. Burns reveals the [[A9000 Robots]]'']
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Meet the future masters of the human race!
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:'''Homer Simpson''': So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.
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{{Season 23 Q}}
 
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Revision as of 18:17, April 3, 2012


Season 23 Episode Quotes
502 "How I Wet Your Mother"
503
"Them, Robot"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" 504


[Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate]
Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, can we play?
Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

[Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck]
Homer Simpson: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
Homer Simpson: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.

[Mr. Burns reveals the A9000 Robots]
Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!

Homer Simpson: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.


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