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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Gameplay"

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==Burning Bridges==
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== Burning Bridges ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After the user logs in on September 23rd:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the user logs in on September 23rd:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flips page<nowiki>*</nowiki> Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flips page<nowiki>*</nowiki> Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.}}
 
{{TB|Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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==Song and Dance==
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== Song and Dance ==
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===Song and Dance Pt. 1===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Burning Bridges:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Burning Bridges:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but…}}
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{{TB|Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
{{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe next year.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe next year.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!}}
 
{{TB|Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!}}
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{{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...}}
 
{{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Oh, yeah…but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...}}
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{{TB|Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 2===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I liked them better when they were a trio.}}
 
{{TB|I liked them better when they were a trio.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Springfeild Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task:''' Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>playing saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>playing saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 3===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.}}
 
{{TB|This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".}}
 
{{TB|Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?}}
 
{{TB|Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's right! We're raising money for—}}
 
{{TB|That's right! We're raising money for—}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{TB|Lisa, I've got this one…}}
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{{TB|Lisa, I've got this one...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
 
{{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.}}
 
{{TB|They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!}}
 
{{TB|Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.}}
 
{{TB|We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)<br>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task:''' Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Time for some "Skat in the Hat".}}
 
{{TB|Time for some "Skat in the Hat".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
 
{{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, why didn't you say so?}}
 
{{TB|Well, why didn't you say so?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 4===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{TB|Regret what? Are you talking to us?}}
 
{{TB|Regret what? Are you talking to us?}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but…I need your help.}}
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{{TB|Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You do all my chores for six months.}}
 
{{TB|You do all my chores for six months.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 5===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groan<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groan<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drum solo<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drum solo<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!}}
 
{{TB|Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|But…this IS Tic Tock Simpson!}}
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{{TB|But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!}}
 
{{TB|No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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==When the Moon Hits Your Eye==
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== When the Moon Hits Your Eye ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.}}
 
{{TB|And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But…I thought you were—}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But...I thought you were—}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.}}
 
{{TB|Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.}}

Latest revision as of 10:20, May 1, 2024

Burning Bridges[edit]

After the user logs in on September 23rd:
Lisa Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
Homer Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...
Homer *reading* "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...
Homer Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!
Lisa How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
Homer Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
Lisa No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
Homer Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
Lisa But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.
Homer Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
Lisa Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
Homer *flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?
Task: Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quimby Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
Lisa That's your argument?
Quimby Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—
Lisa ...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...
Quimby Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
Lisa But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
Quimby It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
Lisa Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.
Quimby Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.
Quimby Today we're practicing our ground strokes.
Lisa Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
Quimby Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.
Lisa But it only costs half of that to repair it.
Quimby The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
Lisa Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance[edit]

Song and Dance Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Burning Bridges:
Lisa Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the *sobbing* Skinny Palmer Duo.
Lisa I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.
Lisa Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge...and to bribe the mayor.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How much are we talkin'?
Lisa Well, a "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" could do the trick.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You find the venue, and we'll provide the music.
Lisa I feel like the third member of the trio!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Well, give us some saxophone, then.
Lisa *plays saxophone*
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Maybe next year.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Homer Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!
Lisa Who are you talking to?
Homer Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!
Homer You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...
Lisa Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...
Homer Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.
Lisa Ugh, your weird Dad-band can't play.
Homer What about during sound check?
Lisa Fine.
Homer Woo-hoo!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this venue is the size of two Superdomes. You realize that the jazz community in Springfield is extremely small.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Since Tic Tock left, our fan base probably couldn't fill a garage, let alone this.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Two car or four car garage?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png When someone says "garage", you imagine a four car garage? Check your privilege.
Lisa Fine, we'll just have the concert at Jazzy Goodtime's. But even then, how am I going to get enough fans to buy tickets?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Marbles, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm excited!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *low fiving* Outta sight!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Groovay, groovay!
Lisa Okay...well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Let us know when you've given up.
Lisa I liked them better when they were a trio.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Lisa *playing saxophone*
Lisa Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!
Agnes I'd rather read the YA vampire book my son's writing!
Skinner Really? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Agnes Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?
Skinner *gulps* Am I that predictable?
Lisa Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.
Lisa All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". *plays saxophone*
Homer Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!
Lisa Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. *plays saxophone*
Comic Book Guy Save it for KJAZZ!
Lisa *getting idea* KJAZZ, that's it!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:
Moleman This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.
Moleman Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".
Moleman Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?
Lisa That's right! We're raising money for—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, I've got this one...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.
Lisa Yeah and it's all to benefit—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.
Moleman Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!
Moleman We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)
Moleman Time for some "Skat in the Hat".
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Skippity bah-dop, doo-diddly bebop, doo-bopparang-a-bah-dop-dop-diddly-bepop...
Lisa Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Moleman Well, why didn't you say so?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Excuse me, can I finish now?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Doo-wop, bippity-bop! And I'm done.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:
Lisa I can't believe every single person who called into the radio show asked to see Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Except for that one guy who just breathed heavily into the phone for a while. That was weird.
Moe No, I called about him too. Just froze up when they put me "on air".
Lisa Was Bart really that good?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.
Lisa *sigh* I think I'm gonna regret this...
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Regret what? Are you talking to us?
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Lisa Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.
Bart You do all my chores for six months.
Lisa You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Bart Something lame I'm sure.
Lisa It isn't lame! It's for a good cause!
Bart Good cause? Make it a year of chores.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this benefit concert is really hoppin'! I can feel the doo-woppity-bah-bops in my soul.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Blind Willie Witherspoon is almost done playing his set. Hoo-dog, that cat knows his way around an umbrella.
Lisa But we're almost to the end of the acts and we haven't made nearly enough money. It's time to bring in the big guns. And by guns, I mean Bart.
Lisa Alright, Bart. You ready to give the people what they want?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.
Lisa *groan*
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *drum solo*
Lisa Wow, he really is good.
Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon.png Boo!
Lenny Boo!
Moe Boo! You suck!
Lisa Why is everyone booing? They're all specifically here for Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!
Lisa But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!
Lisa *gasp* That's what you were asking for?
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Rod and Todd *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Matt Groening *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!
Lisa This better work!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *does the dance*
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!
Rod and Todd Yay! Take our entire allowances!
Ned You don't have allowances! I guess it is for charity though.
Comic Book Guy The original TikTok video was better. But since I'm here, I might as well donate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

When the Moon Hits Your Eye[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:
Lisa Well, I suppose people still don't "get" jazz. But at least we raised enough money to repair the bridge.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.
Lisa *gasp* Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But...I thought you were—
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.
Lisa What do you mean?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, do you still think about me when you pass this bridge?
Lisa Of course I do.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png *plays saxophone* Want to join?
Lisa *plays saxophone* I think we make an awesome duo.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

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