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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Gameplay"

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{{TOCU title}}
 
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==Burning Bridges==
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== Burning Bridges ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After the user logs in on September 23rd:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the user logs in on September 23rd:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...}}
 
{{TB|Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>reading<nowiki>*<nowiki> "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!}}
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{{TB|Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.}}
 
{{TB|Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! <nowiki>*<nowiki>storms out<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! <nowiki>*</nowiki>storms out<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>flips page<nowiki>*<nowiki> Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flips page<nowiki>*</nowiki> Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.}}
 
{{TB|Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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==Song and Dance==
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== Song and Dance ==
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===Song and Dance Pt. 1===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Burning Bridges:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Burning Bridges:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but…}}
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{{TB|Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
{{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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{{TB|The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the <nowiki>*<nowiki>sobbing<nowiki>*<nowiki> Skinny Palmer Duo.}}
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{{TB|The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the <nowiki>*</nowiki>sobbing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Skinny Palmer Duo.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!}}
 
{{TB|I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!}}
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{{TB|Well, give us some saxophone, then.}}
 
{{TB|Well, give us some saxophone, then.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe next year.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe next year.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!}}
 
{{TB|Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!}}
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{{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...}}
 
{{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Oh, yeah…but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...}}
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{{TB|Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 2===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!}}
 
{{TB|I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>low fiving<nowiki>*<nowiki> Outta sight!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>low fiving<nowiki>*</nowiki> Outta sight!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Groovay, groovay!}}
 
{{TB|Groovay, groovay!}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I liked them better when they were a trio.}}
 
{{TB|I liked them better when they were a trio.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Springfeild Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task:''' Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>playing saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>playing saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!}}
 
{{TB|Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!}}
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{{TB|Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?}}
 
{{TB|Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gulps<nowiki>*<nowiki> Am I that predictable?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gulps<nowiki>*</nowiki> Am I that predictable?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". <nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". <nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!}}
 
{{TB|Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. <nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. <nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Save it for KJAZZ!}}
 
{{TB|Save it for KJAZZ!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>getting idea<nowiki>*<nowiki> KJAZZ, that's it!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>getting idea<nowiki>*</nowiki> KJAZZ, that's it!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 3===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.}}
 
{{TB|This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".}}
 
{{TB|Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?}}
 
{{TB|Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's right! We're raising money for—}}
 
{{TB|That's right! We're raising money for—}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{TB|Lisa, I've got this one…}}
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{{TB|Lisa, I've got this one...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
 
{{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{TB|They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.}}
 
{{TB|They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!}}
 
{{TB|Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.}}
 
{{TB|We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)<br>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task:''' Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Time for some "Skat in the Hat".}}
 
{{TB|Time for some "Skat in the Hat".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
 
{{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, why didn't you say so?}}
 
{{TB|Well, why didn't you say so?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 4===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.}}
 
{{TB|He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*<nowiki> I think I'm gonna regret this...}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I think I'm gonna regret this...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
{{TB|Regret what? Are you talking to us?}}
 
{{TB|Regret what? Are you talking to us?}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but…I need your help.}}
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{{TB|Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You do all my chores for six months.}}
 
{{TB|You do all my chores for six months.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Song and Dance Pt. 5===
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=== Song and Dance Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.}}
 
{{TB|I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groan<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groan<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br>'''Task:''' Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>drum solo<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drum solo<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow, he really is good.}}
 
{{TB|Wow, he really is good.}}
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{{TB|Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!}}
 
{{TB|Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|But…this IS Tic Tock Simpson!}}
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{{TB|But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!}}
 
{{TB|No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> That's what you were asking for?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> That's what you were asking for?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*<nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*<nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Matt Groening Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Matt Groening Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*<nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!}}
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{{TB|This better work!}}
 
{{TB|This better work!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>does the dance<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>does the dance<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
 
{{TB|Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!}}
 
{{TB|Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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==When the Moon Hits Your Eye==
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== When the Moon Hits Your Eye ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.}}
 
{{TB|And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But…I thought you were—}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But...I thought you were—}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.}}
 
{{TB|Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.}}
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{{TB|Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.}}
 
{{TB|Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki> Want to join?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki> Want to join?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki> I think we make an awesome duo.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki> I think we make an awesome duo.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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==Peaceful Groovy Feeling==
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===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 1===
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{{DEFAULTSORT:All This Jazz content update/Gameplay}}
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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[[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out gameplays]]
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|So who are these guys?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Never heard of them.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Homer!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Lenny!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Carl!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Anddddddddd Lou!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> Guys! We forgot the most important thing!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Our big gold chain necklaces?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|What? I'm a musician, not a—}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We need three smalls and one XXL.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I'm on it!}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirk Shop for Turtlenecks (4h, Abercrombie and Rich, Victor's Secret, Gold Navy, The Vast Waistband or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Warm Up His Smooth Vocals (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Tune Instruments (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
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{{TB|The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It's actually XXXL.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.}}
 
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===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2===
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No woman, no pie!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Ooooooh, ooooooooh!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh…smoother.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|All right, calm down, James Brown.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh…Smoother (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh…shapely.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Shapely?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh… measured but also…sardonic.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No, I mean... <nowiki>*<nowiki>reads thesaurus<nowiki>*<nowiki> negative.}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3===
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>playing the bass<nowiki>*<nowiki> Is this sardonic enough for you?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, that's perfect. <nowiki>*<nowiki>the power goes out<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>in the pitch black<nowiki>*<nowiki> Uh…Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki> I'll help him.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On (2h, Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lou: '''Task''': Make Lou Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>triangle trill<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It's a work-in-progress.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner (1h)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday (1h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Two.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Two million albums?!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
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{{TB|What?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|RUN!!!!!}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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==The Bionic Boy==
 
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===The Bionic Boy Pt. 1===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You're looking slick, Downbeat.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*<nowiki> Okay...Downbeat it is.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|What's up, Daddy-Os?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Don't forget the skibbity-scats.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Mary Jane?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No, money!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Please, Bart.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I keep telling you, fries are a food group.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I would prefer not to say.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|That's why my teeth look like this.}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===The Bionic Boy Pt. 2===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. <nowiki>*<nowiki>cracks a walnut<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|A benefit concert?! Outta sight!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>down low<nowiki>*<nowiki> In the pocket!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|So what do we do?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Whoa, I love when bridges do that!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|$50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===The Bionic Boy Pt. 3===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Bionic prosthetics?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, signed.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Where'd you come from?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|None of that was routine.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===The Bionic Boy Pt. 4===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>jar shatters<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You must have loosened it.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming (1h)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! <nowiki>*<nowiki>drum smashes<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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−
===The Bionic Boy Pt. 5===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
−
{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!}}
 
−
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>scribbling notes<nowiki>*<nowiki> Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I don't think I've learned anything.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Physically and figuratively.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Right on.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Indubitably.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|In the pocket.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Boogie Woogie.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You really need to have the last word don't ya?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Ab-so-lute-ly!}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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==The Couch Caper==
 
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===The Couch Caper Pt. 1===
 
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{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3 or the event ends.<br/>After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
−
{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Honey, I'm home! What in the heck are you doing?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Just squeezing these free ketchup packets into our old bottle of ketchup.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Why don't you just buy more?}}
 
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{{TB|With the money you make playing jazz? I can only afford the essential condiments: salsa and Dijon.}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*<nowiki> It won't always be like this. I promise. I'm gonna land that record deal and things will be looking up for—}}
 
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{{TB|Wait, where's Eleanor?}}
 
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{{TB|Who?}}
 
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{{TB|Eleanor, my trumpet! I left her right here by the couch before I went out, and now she's gone.}}
 
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{{TB|Am I your trumpet's keeper?}}
 
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{{TB|Well, jazzos and jazzettes, it looks like we've got ourselves a good old-fashioned mystery.}}
 
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{{TB|You haven't even started looking yet.}}
 
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{{TB|I will get to the bottom of this.}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki> What are you doing now?}}
 
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{{TB|If I shine this blacklight, it'll show you where bodily fluids are. I learned it from every CSI that's ever aired.}}
 
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{{TB|You really think a robber took the trumpet and then left a trail of fluid everywhere?}}
 
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{{TB|I'm only following the evidence.}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm, it looks like the trail of clues heads out the door and then goes cold. To crack this case, I must combine all the skills of Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Bosch, and Veronica Mars.}}
 
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{{TB|I used to love that show!}}
 
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{{TB|Anyway. If you're going out will you at least swing by Krusty Burger and get me some more ketchup packets?}}
 
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{{TB|The game is afoot! And justice waits for no condiments.}}
 
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{{TB|One box of gloves. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{TB|One set of night-vision goggles. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{TB|And they better be the kind that make everything look green.}}
 
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{{TB|One hidden camera. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{TB|It's not hidden yet.}}
 
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{{TB|Thank you for shopping at Try-N-Save.}}
 
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{{TB|Now it's time to catch the thief who stole my instrument!}}
 
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{{TB|Before you do that, could you fill out a short customer experience survey?}}
 
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{{TB|Shoot, I forgot my magnifying glass and I need it to find my trumpet.}}
 
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{{TB|I hear you've got quite a case on your hands...Skinny.}}
 
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{{TB|Who are you?}}
 
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{{TB|My name is Manacek.}}
 
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{{TB|You look like you time-traveled here from the 1979 set of "Big Shamus, Little Shamus".}}
 
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{{TB|See, the curious thing about your stolen trumpet is...stealing it was an inside job.}}
 
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{{TB|So you think I stole it?}}
 
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{{TB|No, but I'm going to get to the bottom of this...even if it means leaving no pet rock unturned.}}
 
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{{TB|We have to stock up for the stakeout. I'm thinking a bottle of Cognac and a thick stack of "Paris Match" magazines.}}
 
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{{TB|A stakeout? Who do we need to stake out?}}
 
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{{TB|There's a little lunchlady who isn't little and isn't telling the truth either.}}
 
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{{TB|So why exactly are we staking out my girlfriend? Don't you think the robber is long gone by now?}}
 
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{{TB|They always come back to the scene of the crime. And in this case, the robber lives at the scene of the crime.}}
 
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{{TB|These night-vision goggles make my head hurt.}}
 
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{{TB|You flip the 8-track and I'll test out this so-called "night-vision".}}
 
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{{TB|Do you see Lunchlady Dora in there?}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, she's cooking up some tater-tots...in her birthday suit.}}
 
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{{TB|You're not creeping on her, are you?}}
 
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{{TB|Sorry, falling in love with a mysterious woman is the first step to solving a crime. Luckily for you, your lunchlady repulses me.}}
 
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{{TB|You haven't helped at all in finding my trumpet.}}
 
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{{TB|Haven't I?}}
 
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{{TB|No.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, for what it's worth — and it is worth quite a bit — your trumpet isn't at your house. It's at Lunchlady Dora's second boyfriend's house.}}
 
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{{TB|She stole my trumpet and she's two-timing me?}}
 
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{{TB|You really have a knack for this, Skinny.}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>grumbling<nowiki>*<nowiki> That 1970s detective thinks he knows so much about my personal life just because his entire job is finding stuff out.}}
 
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{{TB|I need to clear my head, get a good night's rest, and pick up the clues in the morning after some waffles and—}}
 
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{{TB|Wait, what's this? A trail of footprints leading away from my front door?}}
 
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{{TB|It looks like these footprints lead right to the Municipal House of Pancakes.}}
 
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{{TB|Can I get a short stack of pancakes?}}
 
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{{TB|And did you want those pancakes American, Swedish, or Scooty Hooty Sweet and Fruity?}}
 
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{{TB|Dora? Since when were you working night shifts at MHOP?}}
 
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{{TB|I need — I mean, we need the money.}}
 
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{{TB|But I provide for you, right baby?}}
 
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{{TB|Not really, no. I make more as a lunchlady, and that's really saying something.}}
 
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{{TB|Actually, scratch that. Lemme have the Ham Slam with cheese and a side of Don't Go Bacon My Heart.}}
 
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{{TB|Otto, can you give us a minute here? Also, you should really try the French toast. It's delicious.}}
 
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{{TB|Right on, amigo!}}
 
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{{TB|Are you not telling me something?}}
 
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{{TB|I'm not not telling you something.}}
 
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{{TB|You're right, Dora. Losing my trumpet is probably a sign that I need to get my life together and try to provide for you more.}}
 
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{{TB|So I guess my days of jazz are over.}}
 
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Skinny.}}
 
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{{TB|First thing Monday morning I'm going to get me a job that'll make me the man you first decided to casually date.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, thank you.}}
 
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{{TB|But first things first, let's scrounge up what money we do have so we can find a new place and get out of this dump.}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>searching the couch cushions<nowiki>*<nowiki> There's got to be money in here somewhere! Hold on, what's this? <nowiki>*<nowiki>gasps<nowiki>*<nowiki> My trumpet!}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasps<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
 
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{{TB|Don't pretend to be surprised, Dora.}}
 
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{{TB|No, Manacek. You haven't solved anything. My trumpet was right here in the couch cushions the whole time!}}
 
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{{TB|But was it? <nowiki>*<nowiki>flashback<nowiki>*<nowiki> It was a simple matter of Lunchlady Dora pretending to look for your trumpet when in reality she was hiding it right under your caboose.}}
 
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{{TB|But then why would she leave it in the couch?}}
 
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{{TB|Because that's not your trumpet. It's a perfect replica — examine the polish.}}
 
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{{TB|Once you left to pick up your dry cleaning, Lunchlady Dora went straight to King Toot's to sell your trumpet to the highest bidder.}}
 
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{{TB|And after selling that trumpet's weight in brass, Lunchlady Dora thought she was in the clear. But then...you ran into me.}}
 
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{{TB|So, panicking, she made a perfect replica of the trumpet, then stuffed that replica back into the couch.}}
 
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{{TB|Nothing you say makes any sense!}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, and one more thing. She's having an affair with King Toot.}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, it's all true! I admit it! I needed the money! And I needed King Toot! He's the one I love!}}
 
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Manacek. I should have never doubted you.}}
 
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{{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> I like you, Manacek.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 10:20, May 1, 2024

Burning Bridges[edit]

After the user logs in on September 23rd:
Lisa Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
Homer Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...
Homer *reading* "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...
Homer Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!
Lisa How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
Homer Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
Lisa No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
Homer Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
Lisa But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.
Homer Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
Lisa Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
Homer *flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?
Task: Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quimby Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
Lisa That's your argument?
Quimby Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—
Lisa ...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...
Quimby Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
Lisa But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
Quimby It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
Lisa Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.
Quimby Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.
Quimby Today we're practicing our ground strokes.
Lisa Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
Quimby Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.
Lisa But it only costs half of that to repair it.
Quimby The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
Lisa Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance[edit]

Song and Dance Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Burning Bridges:
Lisa Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the *sobbing* Skinny Palmer Duo.
Lisa I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.
Lisa Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge...and to bribe the mayor.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How much are we talkin'?
Lisa Well, a "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" could do the trick.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You find the venue, and we'll provide the music.
Lisa I feel like the third member of the trio!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Well, give us some saxophone, then.
Lisa *plays saxophone*
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Maybe next year.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Homer Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!
Lisa Who are you talking to?
Homer Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!
Homer You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...
Lisa Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...
Homer Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.
Lisa Ugh, your weird Dad-band can't play.
Homer What about during sound check?
Lisa Fine.
Homer Woo-hoo!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this venue is the size of two Superdomes. You realize that the jazz community in Springfield is extremely small.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Since Tic Tock left, our fan base probably couldn't fill a garage, let alone this.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Two car or four car garage?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png When someone says "garage", you imagine a four car garage? Check your privilege.
Lisa Fine, we'll just have the concert at Jazzy Goodtime's. But even then, how am I going to get enough fans to buy tickets?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Marbles, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm excited!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *low fiving* Outta sight!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Groovay, groovay!
Lisa Okay...well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Let us know when you've given up.
Lisa I liked them better when they were a trio.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Lisa *playing saxophone*
Lisa Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!
Agnes I'd rather read the YA vampire book my son's writing!
Skinner Really? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Agnes Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?
Skinner *gulps* Am I that predictable?
Lisa Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.
Lisa All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". *plays saxophone*
Homer Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!
Lisa Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. *plays saxophone*
Comic Book Guy Save it for KJAZZ!
Lisa *getting idea* KJAZZ, that's it!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:
Moleman This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.
Moleman Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".
Moleman Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?
Lisa That's right! We're raising money for—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, I've got this one...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.
Lisa Yeah and it's all to benefit—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.
Moleman Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!
Moleman We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)
Moleman Time for some "Skat in the Hat".
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Skippity bah-dop, doo-diddly bebop, doo-bopparang-a-bah-dop-dop-diddly-bepop...
Lisa Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Moleman Well, why didn't you say so?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Excuse me, can I finish now?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Doo-wop, bippity-bop! And I'm done.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:
Lisa I can't believe every single person who called into the radio show asked to see Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Except for that one guy who just breathed heavily into the phone for a while. That was weird.
Moe No, I called about him too. Just froze up when they put me "on air".
Lisa Was Bart really that good?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.
Lisa *sigh* I think I'm gonna regret this...
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Regret what? Are you talking to us?
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Lisa Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.
Bart You do all my chores for six months.
Lisa You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Bart Something lame I'm sure.
Lisa It isn't lame! It's for a good cause!
Bart Good cause? Make it a year of chores.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this benefit concert is really hoppin'! I can feel the doo-woppity-bah-bops in my soul.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Blind Willie Witherspoon is almost done playing his set. Hoo-dog, that cat knows his way around an umbrella.
Lisa But we're almost to the end of the acts and we haven't made nearly enough money. It's time to bring in the big guns. And by guns, I mean Bart.
Lisa Alright, Bart. You ready to give the people what they want?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.
Lisa *groan*
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *drum solo*
Lisa Wow, he really is good.
Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon.png Boo!
Lenny Boo!
Moe Boo! You suck!
Lisa Why is everyone booing? They're all specifically here for Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!
Lisa But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!
Lisa *gasp* That's what you were asking for?
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Rod and Todd *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Matt Groening *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!
Lisa This better work!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *does the dance*
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!
Rod and Todd Yay! Take our entire allowances!
Ned You don't have allowances! I guess it is for charity though.
Comic Book Guy The original TikTok video was better. But since I'm here, I might as well donate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

When the Moon Hits Your Eye[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:
Lisa Well, I suppose people still don't "get" jazz. But at least we raised enough money to repair the bridge.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.
Lisa *gasp* Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But...I thought you were—
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.
Lisa What do you mean?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, do you still think about me when you pass this bridge?
Lisa Of course I do.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png *plays saxophone* Want to join?
Lisa *plays saxophone* I think we make an awesome duo.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

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