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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You took the turkey out of the oven! How could you ear sixteen pounds of half-cooked poultry?? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} It was more like a fourth of the way cooked. But I wrapepd the pieces in salami so they'd go down easy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, what are we going to do for Thanksgiving dinner? Grampa. Selma, Patty, and my mother are coming over! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Not to mention my bar family. And Moe. Did I mention Moe? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Urrrrrrm... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm going to go get out of your hair and... ...drink. I'll be at Moe's. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Moe, you're giving thanks at Homer's? How could you do this to me?? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Simpson, I've been looking all over for you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Really? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Well, no. We came here first. You file lists this bar as your home address. Homer, Mr. Burns needs your help. Get in. I suppose you want to know what this is all about. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Eh... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} It all started this morning... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's it! For once, I'm leaving! Give me Thanksgiving liberty or give me death! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Whadapubub-aaaahh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Gaaaah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Lisa! You scared the teeth outta me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You wear dentures, Grampa. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Uh-oh, Lisa. Looks like another angry mob out to kill your father. Guess we sould start begging for his life. Please don't kill my boy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Grampa, those people are family and friends. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} We get here, no open's around, the door's bolted, the windows are locked, the flue is up on the chimney... listen, if this is some kinda Turkeyday joke, I ain't laughin'! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad went to drink, and mom went to get a turkey! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Braaaaap! You don't have a turkey?? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No turkey? But I promised these guys! I guess we can settle for a ham... ora turkey-flavored breakfast ceral of some kind. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Maggie, I said it before, and I'll say it again. Thanksgiving is about family being together. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Maaaarrge! The jello mold is losing it's structural integrity! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll be right in there. In forty five minutes. Or maybe a little longer | |
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Latest revision as of 08:07, May 15, 2021
- Marge: You took the turkey out of the oven! How could you ear sixteen pounds of half-cooked poultry??
- Homer: It was more like a fourth of the way cooked. But I wrapepd the pieces in salami so they'd go down easy.
- Marge: Homer, what are we going to do for Thanksgiving dinner? Grampa. Selma, Patty, and my mother are coming over!
- Homer: Not to mention my bar family. And Moe. Did I mention Moe?
- Marge: Urrrrrrm...
- Homer: I'm going to go get out of your hair and... ...drink. I'll be at Moe's.
- Homer: Moe, you're giving thanks at Homer's? How could you do this to me??
- Waylon Smithers: Simpson, I've been looking all over for you!
- Homer: Really?
- Waylon Smithers: Well, no. We came here first. You file lists this bar as your home address. Homer, Mr. Burns needs your help. Get in. I suppose you want to know what this is all about.
- Homer: Eh...
- Waylon Smithers: It all started this morning...
- Lisa: That's it! For once, I'm leaving! Give me Thanksgiving liberty or give me death!
- Grampa: Whadapubub-aaaahh!
- Lisa: Gaaaah!
- Grampa: Lisa! You scared the teeth outta me!
- Lisa: You wear dentures, Grampa.
- Grampa: Uh-oh, Lisa. Looks like another angry mob out to kill your father. Guess we sould start begging for his life. Please don't kill my boy!
- Lisa: Grampa, those people are family and friends.
- Moe Szyslak: We get here, no open's around, the door's bolted, the windows are locked, the flue is up on the chimney... listen, if this is some kinda Turkeyday joke, I ain't laughin'!
- Lisa: Dad went to drink, and mom went to get a turkey!
- Barney Gumble: Braaaaap! You don't have a turkey??
- Bart: No turkey? But I promised these guys! I guess we can settle for a ham... ora turkey-flavored breakfast ceral of some kind.
- Marge: Maggie, I said it before, and I'll say it again. Thanksgiving is about family being together.
- Homer: Maaaarrge! The jello mold is losing it's structural integrity!
- Marge: I'll be right in there. In forty five minutes. Or maybe a little longer
