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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Such an intricate formicarium. I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block. Hey, they're not eating. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop-Tart. The healthy kind strawberry-frosted. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, that Pop-Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, Lisa, you take the fun out of everything. I am so glad I am not your kid. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll never get that image out of my head. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Smithers, what a marshmallow. I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} You told me you did. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I do, but I'm not going to it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} There'nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbing him in the back the minute he walks away. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} All right, that's it. You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh, we mock your very decency. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm pounding Melchizedeks. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Whoo-hoo. I'm drinking my salary. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, you're right. The government... taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} I hear that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Is it a crime to want nice things, and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Who's carrying 50 times her weight? Ooh, you are. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart! She's only carrying 30 times her weight. Our girl is slowing down. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, my God. That is so sad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Hey, in my mind I'm free. | |
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- Lisa: Such an intricate formicarium. I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block. Hey, they're not eating.
- Bart: Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop-Tart. The healthy kind strawberry-frosted.
- Lisa: Bart, that Pop-Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced.
- Bart: Oh, Lisa, you take the fun out of everything. I am so glad I am not your kid.
- Lisa: Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.
- Bart: You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.
- Lisa: Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll never get that image out of my head.
- Homer: Smithers, what a marshmallow. I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow.
- Carl Carlson: You told me you did.
- Homer: I do, but I'm not going to it.
- Carl: To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser.
- Lenny Leonard: There'nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbing him in the back the minute he walks away.
- Waylon Smithers: All right, that's it. You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency.
- Homer: Ooh, we mock your very decency.
- Homer: I'm pounding Melchizedeks.
- Carl: Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
- Homer: Whoo-hoo. I'm drinking my salary.
- Lenny: Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?
- Homer: Yeah, you're right. The government... taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.
- Lenny: I hear that.
- Mr. Burns: Is it a crime to want nice things, and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not!
- Bart: Who's carrying 50 times her weight? Ooh, you are.
- Lisa: Bart! She's only carrying 30 times her weight. Our girl is slowing down.
- Bart: Oh, my God. That is so sad.
- Lisa: It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.
- Bart: Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?
- Grampa: Hey, in my mind I'm free.
