Who the Bartman?/Quotes
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- Nelson Muntz: Hey, you're... you're...
- Principal Skinner: I know, I know... I'm covered in boysenberry pie. The oven in the home economics room exploded. I tried to get Superintedent Chalmers to replace it, but he swore it had at least ten more years of "Non-explosive" functionality!
- Nelson: Whoa, that's so weird! Skinner totally looked like Bartman.
- Bart: No, he didn't!.
- Nelson: Bartman's got claws infused with "Bartamantium", the strongest metal known to man! And if Bartman caught you stealing he'd be all "slice, slice, slice!"
- Bart: You're saying that Bartman whould slice a guy open just for stealing a stupid painting?
- Nelson: Nah... He'd just make that "slice slice" nose, and that whould scare 'em into giving up. Bartman's not a monster!
- Bart: How do you know all this?
- Nelson: That's easy because Bartmans is my dad!
- Sherri/Terri: Do you expect us to believe that?
- Sherri/Terri: We know what Bartman rally looks like!
- Nelson: Oh yeah? Then spill it.
- Bart: Yeah. This ought to be rich.
- Sherri/Terri: Bartman is a true bentleman superhero.
- Ralph Wiggum: Ooh! Ooh! Playground teacher?
- Sherri/Terri: For the zillionth time, Ralph. I'm not your teacher.
- Ralph: I saw Mr. Grape Ravoili too!
- Bart: "Mr. Grape Ravioli?"
- Sherri/Terri: [PSST] I think he means Bartman.
- Bartman: I think Bartman looks like this!
- Sherri/Terri: Wow, Bart that is so Lame.
- Nelson: Yeah, dingus.
- Ralph: Even I'm embrassed for you!
