- For other uses of "Whacking Day", see Whacking Day (disambiguation).
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Whacking Day is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Whacking Day 2013 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
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What's your problem?
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It's Whacking Day.
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Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!
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But Dad, killing snakes is evil.
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You know what snakes are, right? Slimy, slithery guys? Always up to no good? Deserve a good, solid whacking?
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Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done.
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| Tasks: "Make Lisa do Next Week's Homework" and "Send Homer on a Snake Hunt!". Lisa's task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours and Homer's task takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters.
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I know the whole town loves Whacking Day, but, Homer, snakes are God's creatures.
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Really? What about that one who was a total jerk to Adam and that girl he was seeing?
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I guess if any animal does belong to the devil, it is the serpent.
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See, stupid Flanders, it's what Jebus would want.
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| Task: "Whack Snakes" (x50)..
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters.
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I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE.
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| Task: "Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion". The task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  25 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess.
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| Task: "Make Apu do a Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift". The task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!
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Oh I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong.
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Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab.
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I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!
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| Task: "Make Ned Send Snakes back to Hell". The task takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?
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If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?
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Doesn't seem very sporting...
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Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible.
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By any means necessary.
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Well said, fat man.
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| Tasks: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and to "Make Cletus Shoot Snakes". The task takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!
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They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones.
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Those aren't crimes!
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| Task: "Send Lisa to Release Snakes from Another Town". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 5 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake.
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| Tasks: "Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House" and to "Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake". The task takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!
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| Task: "Make Ned Send Snakes back to Hell". The task takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you.
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Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about...
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We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel.
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...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?
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But that's way past my bedtime!
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Sorry Lisa, gotta run.
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| Tasks: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary" and "Make Skinner Hide from Lisa". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?
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What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?
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| Task: "Make Skinner Hide from Lisa". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Fine, then I'll do this on my own.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Release Snakes from Another Town". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 5 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?
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Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots.
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I wonder why you never hear people talk about "the wisdom of the ancient Scots?"
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Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself.
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| Tasks: "Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack" and "Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom". The task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 25 and 10
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