The Simpsons: Tapped Out Dog Days content update/All the World's a Cage Gameplay

All the World's a Cage

All the World's a Cage Pt. 1

After the user logs in on July 12th: Am I the only one in this family who realizes we're now living in a doggy dystopia? Gotta live somewhere. All our regular stores now only sell dog clothes! I hear the new fall muzzles are out. You should try one. Dad, are you just gonna sit and watch TV while the people of Springfield are getting imprisoned? Eh, there's nothing else good on. I'll bet if you save Wiggum from the kennel, he'll cancel all your outstanding parking tickets. *gasp* I'm in! *gasp* Me too! I thought you didn't care about any of this? Oh, wait. You have FOMO, don't you? I do not! I just have a fear of missing out! Task: Collect Dog Food [x125] Task: Make Homer Vow to Stop Those Pesky Dogs (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Have Extreme FOMO (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Rally Springfielders Against the Dogs (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Brainstorm Anti-dog Tactics (4h, Simpson House) Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean...utopia. *bark* *bark* *woof* *ruff* You should just do what I tell you and I won't give your mansion to the corgi gang, you bloated local news hack. *woof* What did he say? He said it's a deal. Quest reward: 100 and 10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 2

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 1: *whimper* *whimper* I've found my true love in Rosa Barks, but she wants to enslave humans, including my family. *whimper* *whimper* *whimper* How can I possibly choose between them? *whimper* *whimper* But I must. *whimper* Santa's Little Helper seems really depressed today. Yeah, I've never seen him hold a sad expression for three straight dialogue boxes! We should take him to the veterinarian. No way! I'm not giving that guy another two hundred bucks just to tell me my dog's breath stinks. He was saying that about you. *annoyed grumble* Task: Collect Dog Food [x125] Task: Make Homer Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House) If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House) If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House) Your dog has a classic case of down-in-the-dumps-dog-itis. Is that a real thing? It's not. But I need a disease name in order to bill you for this visit. What could Santa's Little Helper possibly be sad about? Too much dog butt sniffing? Not enough dog butt sniffing? By the look in his eyes, I'd say... He's torn between two loves. One, a familial love. Long lasting and pure. The other, romantic. Passionate and tender. He knows he cannot have both. Wow, you really understand dog psyche. Or...your dog's got indigestion. Quest reward: 100 and 10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 3

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 2: Santa's Little Helper seems to be in a better mood. *bark* *woof* Because I've chosen my family! I will help you defeat the dogs, including my love, Rosa Barks! *ruff* Why is he scratching at the closet door? *opens door* What is it, boy? What's in there? A treat? One of your toys? *bark* *ruff* I'm trying to show you how to defeat the dogs! *bark* I don't get it. *bark* I'm literally pointing right at it. *woof* *gasp* This stupid dog has inadvertently shown me exactly how to defeat the dogs! *woof* Oh, brother. Task: Collect Dog Food [x145] Task: Make Homer Realize Exactly How to Defeat the Dogs (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Question Choosing His Family (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Rally People for the Final Battle (4h, Shops) Task: Make Lisa Rally People for the Final Battle (4h, Shops) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Collect Weapons for the Final Battle (4h, Simpson House) Mr. Burns, are you concerned about keeping the hounds locked up while all the other dogs are taking over the town? Why should that bother me? Well, the hounds might want to escape to run free with their own kind. Smithers, how many times have I ordered you to release the hounds? So many times. It makes my head spin. And they always come back. Do you know why? The same reason I keep coming back. They know who their master is. Yes, let's not forget that. Now SIT! Roll over! Play dead! Quest reward: 100 and 10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 4

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 3: And it all comes down to this, folks. Half of Springfield is NOT locked in the dog kennel and marches to save the other half that IS locked in. *bark* *bark* Heh, heh, heh. *woof* Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically... I think. Give us all our people back! Or at least that kid that loads me up at the Krusty Burger drive-thru! *bark* *bark* First you must pledge fealty to your doggy overlords! *woof* The time for translating woofs and barks is over! Springfielders, prepare to attack! Pull out the dog's greatest enemy – the VACUUM! *pulls out vacuum* *pulls out vacuum* *pulls out vacuum* *yelp* *yelp* I think we all understand a yelp when we hear one. No translation necessary! Task: Collect Dog Food [x145] Task: Make Springfielders Attack With Vacuums [x20] (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 5

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 4: All the dogs have retreated into the woods. All thanks to Santa's Little Helper pointing out the vacuum in our closet! Your Hoovers, Bissells, and Eurekas saved me! Not me. I'm staying here to live in the doggy cages. Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk...home. Your mother must be worried sick. Meh. Nobody puts a leash on Danger Dog! Danger Dog can get a bath on the front lawn if he comes home. Yay, lawn bath! The dogs will be back soon. Wish we had a dozen vacuums — those robotic Roombas with the AI that can be set in "Dog Defense" mode. We don't have the budget for that. We can afford one cleaning lady with a mop for half a day. Task: Collect Dog Food [x185] Task: Make Wiggum Approve Vacuum Budget (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes) Task: Make Homer Bug Wiggum About Parking Tickets (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Install Vacuums Around Police Station (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Install Turrets on Vacuums (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes) If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Pine for Rosa Barks (4h, Simpson House) *bark* *woof* How could you do this? I thought we had something between us. *bark* *bark* *ruff* The only thing between us was a knotted rope. I'm sorry, Rosa. We weren't meant to be. *bark* *bark* Can we spend this one last night together? *bark* *woof* For old time's sake... *bark* *licks* Oh, Rosa. *licks* Oh, Santa's Little Helper. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lost the Translation

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 5, Gone to the Dogs Pt. 5, All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 5 and All the World's a Cage Pt. 5: Okay, uh — things got a little weird there. The doggy overlords have been defeated, so there's no need for us to be hearing any more weird arfing, woofing or bow-wow-wowwing... And then Professor Frink took the dog translator, and the dogs were never understood again... ...or were they? No, they weren't. Quest reward: 200 and 20