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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Black History content update/Fair-Weather Father Gameplay
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Fair-Weather Father[edit]
Fair-Weather Father Pt. 1[edit]
After the user logs in on February 14th:
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Bart, you want to do your Black History Month report on me? But why?
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You're the black person I most admire.
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Really?
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Totally! You've saved my dad's life a million times by turning him on his side when he was passed out.
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Are you sure there isn't someone you admire more? Thurgood Marshall? Nelson Mandela? The cool bad guy from Black Panther?
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Those guys are great, but I don't want to research. So let's do this thing already! I'm brokering a fireworks deal with Nelson in half an hour.
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Eh, why not? But I can't tell the story of my life without talking about the guy who got me here.
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My deadbeat dad, Carl Sr. The spelunker, excavator, and hyper-capitalist founder of the Carl's Dad Caverns.
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Task: Collect Hard Hats [x350] Task: Make Carl Tell His Father's Story (4h, Town Hall)
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No hugs, no games of catch, and he never once took me to a father-son dance.
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*sniff* Lucky for me I was adopted by an Icelandic family that showed me what true love is.
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Because all Carl Sr. cared about was making a buck off those dusty old caverns.
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Wow. Your dad sounds a lot like that rich old jerk from There Will Be Blood.
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Aren't you a little young for that movie?
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Eh, I got suckered in by the title.
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Me too. They should've called it There Will Eventually Be Blood After Two and a Half Hours.
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You wanna watch it again on my phone?
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Hell yeah.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fair-Weather Father Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Fair-Weather Father Pt. 1:
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Haha. "I'm finished!" He sure was finished! Finished beatin' that priest to death! Hey, what's wrong?
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*sigh* That complex epic about greed and the monsters it makes of men has got me thinking about my dad and his cavern. I avoided that place for years.
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So you haven't been back since you were a kid?
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Oh, I went back alright. About five or six years ago...
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Is this another flashback? Cuz I've got this fireworks thing with Nelson...
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Task: Collect Hard Hats [x300] Task: Make Bart Reluctantly Stick Around for Carl's Flashback (4h, Town Hall) On job start:
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Go to the caverns. Find your purpose.
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Hey Moe, I think that radon leak is back!
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Nah. The canary's still alive. See, he's pecking at that dead mouse in his cage.
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Go to the caverns. Find your purpose.
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On job end:
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Hey fellas, when's the last time you went down to the caverns?
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They closed 'em down after that stalagmite shish kabob'd those Amish kids on their Rumspringa, remember?
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Yeah, it's been boarded up ever since.
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Hmm. Maybe I should go down there.
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No doy. That's what I've been saying this whole time.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fair-Weather Father Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Fair-Weather Father Pt. 2:
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Guys! I went down to the boarded-up caverns because the voice of God told me to, and guess what I found!
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A leprechaun? A unicorn? *whispers* Barney, get the extra large butterfly net.
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No! Radioactive waste! Burns must have been dumping it in there for years.
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If the town doesn't do something soon, it's gonna leak into the water supply and kill us all!
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Suuuure. Kill us all. *whispers* Barney, where the hell is that net?
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Mr. Burns runs this town. He controls the TV, radio, internet, and the Springfield Tumblr page! He's not gonna let you get your message out.
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If the town won't listen to me, I just have to find someone whose voice can't be silenced. Like beloved former president Barack Obama!
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Task: Collect Hard Hats [x475] Task: Place Crowd of Presidential Kids Task: Make Carl Find and Convince Pres. Barack Obama to Help (4h, White House or Brown House)
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Well, former president Barack Obama never returned any of my emails, the jerk.
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But I did manage to find the next best thing! A bunch of school kids dressed as President Obama!
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Wow! You got your message out and saved the town, Carl! You're a hero!
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Naw, I'm no hero. I'm just a humble guy trying to do the right thing.
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Hey, Carl. Talk show host Opal is on the phone, and she wants you to be on her Salute to Heroes episode!
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You hear that, you chumps? I'm a hero!!!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fair-Weather Father Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Fair-Weather Father Pt. 3:
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Carl Carlsson. I came out of retirement/exile just to do an episode on you and your amazing story.
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It's gone viral and gotten the attention of the entire nation.
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Wow. That's a whole nation more than I was expecting.
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So what in the world made you go down into those caverns, C.C.?
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You're not gonna believe this, but it was a mission from God.
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Excuse my language but this all sounds like a bunch of hoopla to me!
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Ooh, a fight! I always wanted to do this kind of talk show!
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Task: Collect Hard Hats [x400] Task: Make Opal Instigate Conflict (4h, Channel 6) On job start:
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What would God want with a beer-belching barfly like you?
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Look Flanders, I didn't ask for this. I was just minding my own business and the voice of God rained down from above.
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Well, something else is about to rain down on you... my fists!
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Mr. Flanders, no! Do it after these words from our sponsors!
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On job end:
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Ned, stop attacking that man! I came to him with this mission for a reason. To heal the deep psychic wounds left by his dad's absence.
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Well, that does sound like something you'd do. But why not come to me?
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Frankly, you can be annoying. With the constant prayers, and the check-ins, and the asking about your wives. It piles up like junk mail up here.
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Oh my God. I mean, Oh my You. I was being so selfish. I'm sorry Lord. And I'm sorry Carl.
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Jesus Christ, this is good television.
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Uh, I'm here too. Or does no one care about that?
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We'll fit you in the third segment, J.C. I'll bump Lisa Kudrow.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fair-Weather Father Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Fair-Weather Father Pt. 4:
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Carl, thank you for passing on my message. If it hadn't been for you, Springfield and possibly the world would have been destroyed.
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No problem, God. I'm just glad I could do something noteworthy like my dad.
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That greedy butthead? He just found a hole in the ground that I made, and over-charged people to see it.
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You were the real miracle he should have tended to.
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Aw. Thanks, Dad—I mean God. God! I'm sorry, did I make it weird? I made it weird, didn't I?
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It's okay though. I suppose I'm sort of everyone's dad. And their mom too. Gender's kind of an Earth construct.
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Task: Collect Hard Hats [x475] Task: Make Carl Play Catch With God (4h, The Ten Commandments, Heavenly Swing Set or Brown House)
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So because of me, the town was saved from total destruction. And I got to play catch with God!
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Wow. What a story! All of it's gonna go right in my history report. *whispers* Nelson, go get my extra large butterfly net.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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