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The Nightmare After Krustmas/Quotes

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Season 28 Episode Quotes
605 "The Last Traction Hero"
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"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
"Pork and Burns" 607


Reverend Lovejoy: [after failing to toss his cassock into the hamper] Even Milhouse could have made that shot.

Apu: [turning down Lovejoy's conversion idea, whips out a statue of Ganesh] Our nonsense is so much better than your nonsense. Look at this guy, he could be a Pixar hero!

Bart: [talking about Krusty] If he was going to convert why didn't he pick a funny religion?
Milhouse Van Houten: Like Zoroastrianism. Their top god is named Mazda. Tell me that's not hilarious.
Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus Friends and Family The Town Treehouse of Horror XXVII Trust but Clarify There Will Be Buds Havana Wild Weekend Dad Behavior The Last Traction Hero The Nightmare After Krustmas Pork and Burns The Great Phatsby: Part One The Great Phatsby: Part Two Fatzcarraldo The Cad and the Hat Kamp Krustier 22 for 30 A Father's Watch The Caper Chase Looking for Mr. Goodbart Moho House Dogtown