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The Bob Next Door/Quotes

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Season 21 Episode Quotes
462 "Moe Letter Blues"
463
"The Bob Next Door"
"Judge Me Tender" 464


Sideshow Bob: But their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
Bart: Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
Sideshow Bob: It's a four year old book.
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Sideshow Bob: A fitting epitaph.

Homer: [to Walt with Bob's face] "Alright buddy. I'm going to do to you what you should of done to my son a long time ago!"
Walt Warren: I'm not Sideshow Bob, I'm the real Walt Warren

Sideshow Bob: [displaying his erudition] What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doing?
Bart: Ruining your plan.

Waitress: [to Bob with Walt's face, after taking his face out] "I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need someone to cuddle at night!"

Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!

Homer: Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!

Principal Skinner: Due to budget cuts, we're instituting shorter school hours.
Lisa: How short?
Superintendant Chalmers: Take 'em home, Otto!

Marge: Bart, what are you doing inside on an outdoor party?
Bart: Walt is really Sideshow Bob, and I'll prove it. See? Who would need a knife this big?
Marge: It's probably a deboner.
Bart: [laughs] Boner.

Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on Cheers, Frasier on Frasier, and Lt. Commander Tom Dodge on Down Periscope.
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender