• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

D'oh Canada/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


Season 30 Episode Quotes
659 "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
660
"D'oh Canada"
"Woo-Hoo Dunnit?" 661


Bart's head.png This article or section needs expanding.


Please expand the article or section, or discuss the issue on the talk page.

Homer: We're heading to the one place that can never decline, because it was never that great. Upstate New York!

Dr. Chang: You're in Canada now, where your health care is free!
Lisa: Free health care. Why can't America do that?
Homer: She's delirious, Doc. America can't pay for health care and give corporations the tax breaks they so desperately need.

Canadian policeman: Lisa, as you're clearly a victim of political persecution who fears for her life, I must keep you in Canada where you'll be safe and assigned your own hockey team.
Lisa: Please not Ottawa, please not Ottawa.
Canadian policeman: Yeah, I'm, I'm so sorry.
Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-Hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion