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Bart: Stop! Wait, there's the circus, Otto! Where are you going?
Principal Skinner: This time, we're going to the Cirque du Lune! No animals, just the elegant art of mime and the subtle fantasy of Asian contortionists!
Sherri, Terri, and Lisa: Yeah!
Nelson: Haw haw!
Bart and Milhouse: Blah!
Nelson: Hey, wait a minute! I wanna see animals, too!
Comic Book Guy: No! I am the Comic Book Guy! Kindly bring those comics inside if you wish to sell them, as your father ndicated on the phone.

Bart: No this is what I call a circus! Uh-oh! I just realized something... ...we need some money!
Martin: Sorry I gave my lunch money to Nelson!
Milhouse: So did I!
Nelson: Nothing left! I used it for lunch!
Milhouse: Haw haw!

Otto: The most amazing thing happened! I was parked at this cirus, and the next thing I knew, I was at another circus! Man, tht's magic!
Principal Skinner: Don't be an idiot, otto! Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin must have taken the bus to go to the other circus!
Otto: Wow! I must have been taking a nap!

Milhouse: It's too far to walk!
Bart: I have no intention of walking!
Nelson: Do you want me to swipe some unicycles from le Cirque?
Bart: No, something much better, man! Ta-daaa! Courtest of the Springfield School system!
Nelson: Yeah! Better than learning how to ride an unicycle!

Kid: Best field trip ever!
Database: The colors, the spectacle... I'll never forget this day!
Sherri/Terri: Magnificent show!
Lisa: It was wonderful!
Bart, Martin, Nelson, and Milhouse: Aw, shut up!