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:'''Homer:''' Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker. | :'''Homer:''' Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker. | ||
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+ | :'''Homer:''' I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup. | ||
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:'''Bart:''' Man, Krusty should get some of <i>these</i> letters. | :'''Bart:''' Man, Krusty should get some of <i>these</i> letters. | ||
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+ | :'''Marge:''' <i>"Selecionar conta..."</i> Ooh, ooh, "select account." | ||
+ | :'''Samba School Teacher:''' Uh, perhaps you could select the English option? | ||
+ | :'''Marge:''' I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option. | ||
+ | :'''Samba School Teacher:''' You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around. | ||
+ | :'''Marge:''' You know, you're pretty rude. | ||
+ | :'''Samba School Teacher:''' Stupid lady. | ||
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+ | :'''Brazilian Black Male:''' What the hell are you doing? | ||
+ | :'''Homer:''' It's okay. I'm an American. | ||
+ | :'''Brazilian Black Male:''' Oh. Oh. Okay. | ||
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- Skinner: Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads-- who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs-- Ezra!
- Ezra: Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me.
- Bart: What makes you a hero?
- Ezra: I don't eat as much as I did!
- Executive Vice President of WFF: Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.
- Homer: Ooh!
- Executive Vice President of WFF: What you Americans call "soccer."
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book!
- Bart: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.
- Homer: I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you.
- Snake: Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha!
- Homer: Now let's play human foosball!
- Homer: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.
- Homer: I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.
- Bart: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.
- Marge: "Selecionar conta..." Ooh, ooh, "select account."
- Samba School Teacher: Uh, perhaps you could select the English option?
- Marge: I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option.
- Samba School Teacher: You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around.
- Marge: You know, you're pretty rude.
- Samba School Teacher: Stupid lady.
- Brazilian Black Male: What the hell are you doing?
- Homer: It's okay. I'm an American.
- Brazilian Black Male: Oh. Oh. Okay.