Difference between revisions of "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)/Quotes"
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:'''Seymour Skinner''': No seriously, something that will actually be put to use. | :'''Seymour Skinner''': No seriously, something that will actually be put to use. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Abe Simpson|Grampa]]''': ''(noticing the dog with a cone on walking past)'' Hey, the lamp's runnin' away. | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''[[Abe Simpson|Grampa]]''': ''(noticing the dog with a cone on walking past)'' Hey, the lamp's runnin' away. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': That's my dog, man. | :'''[[Bart]]''': That's my dog, man. | ||
:'''Grampa''': So long lamp. | :'''Grampa''': So long lamp. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]''': ''(ripping off his shirt)'' "I'LL KILL THAT [[Mr. Burns|MR. BURNS]]!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that [[Waylon Smithers|Mr. Smithers]]. | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]''': ''(ripping off his shirt)'' "I'LL KILL THAT [[Mr. Burns|MR. BURNS]]!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that [[Waylon Smithers|Mr. Smithers]]. | ||
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| − | + | :'''EPA Man''': As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed. | |
:'''[[Moe]]''': Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing. | :'''[[Moe]]''': Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing. | ||
:''(Moe pulls [[Sawed-off shotgun|his makeshift shotgun]] from behind the bar and cocks it)'' | :''(Moe pulls [[Sawed-off shotgun|his makeshift shotgun]] from behind the bar and cocks it)'' | ||
:'''Barney:''' Me too! ''(pulls out a .38 revolver)'' Ahh ... now ''there's'' the inflated sense of self-esteem! | :'''Barney:''' Me too! ''(pulls out a .38 revolver)'' Ahh ... now ''there's'' the inflated sense of self-esteem! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved) | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved) | ||
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| − | + | :'''Bart''': Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'. | |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, even if they were able to resurrect [[wikipedia:The_Three_Stooges|The Three Stooges]], I doubt they'd want to hang out with you. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, even if they were able to resurrect [[wikipedia:The_Three_Stooges|The Three Stooges]], I doubt they'd want to hang out with you. | ||
:'''Bart''': Yeah, they probably got families or somethin'. | :'''Bart''': Yeah, they probably got families or somethin'. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Homer]]''': although <nowiki>[</nowiki>Mr. Burns<nowiki>]</nowiki> did send us this thank you card. | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': although <nowiki>[</nowiki>Mr. Burns<nowiki>]</nowiki> did send us this thank you card. | ||
:'''Lisa'''': ''(reading aloud)'' Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it. | :'''Lisa'''': ''(reading aloud)'' Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it. | ||
:'''Homer''': ''(angry monotone voice)'' Kids, could you step outside for a sec? | :'''Homer''': ''(angry monotone voice)'' Kids, could you step outside for a sec? | ||
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:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard! | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''Smithers''': Well sir, you have certainly vanquished your foes. Are you happy? | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''Smithers''': Well sir, you have certainly vanquished your foes. Are you happy? | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Not while there is a cheap, plentiful source of energy that is not supplied by me. But now I will deal with you? | :'''Mr. Burns''': Not while there is a cheap, plentiful source of energy that is not supplied by me. But now I will deal with you? | ||
:'''Smithers''': What are you talking about? | :'''Smithers''': What are you talking about? | ||
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:'''Smithers''': Ulp! No! No Monty! Not until you come back from the brink of insanity! | :'''Smithers''': Ulp! No! No Monty! Not until you come back from the brink of insanity! | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': That does it Smithers! You are fired! | :'''Mr. Burns''': That does it Smithers! You are fired! | ||
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{{Season 6 Q}} | {{Season 6 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 14:14, September 7, 2010
- Superintendent Chalmers: Well Skinner, you have done it this time. Sitting atop an oil reserve!
- Seymour Skinner: Any idea what to do with the money.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Well, we could give every student a full college scholarship.
- Both laugh.
- Seymour Skinner: No seriously, something that will actually be put to use.
- Grampa: (noticing the dog with a cone on walking past) Hey, the lamp's runnin' away.
- Bart: That's my dog, man.
- Grampa: So long lamp.
- Willie: (ripping off his shirt) "I'LL KILL THAT MR. BURNS!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that Mr. Smithers.
- EPA Man: As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed.
- Moe: Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing.
- (Moe pulls his makeshift shotgun from behind the bar and cocks it)
- Barney: Me too! (pulls out a .38 revolver) Ahh ... now there's the inflated sense of self-esteem!
- Lunchlady Doris: The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved)
- Bart: Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'.
- Lisa: Bart, even if they were able to resurrect The Three Stooges, I doubt they'd want to hang out with you.
- Bart: Yeah, they probably got families or somethin'.
- Homer: although [Mr. Burns] did send us this thank you card.
- Lisa': (reading aloud) Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it.
- Homer: (angry monotone voice) Kids, could you step outside for a sec?
- (Bart and Lisa run out of the room)
- (Homer takes a deep breath, then shouts) FU-
- (Homer's dirty word is cut off by a pipe organ. Shocked neighbors look in the Simpsons house)
- Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!
- Smithers: Well sir, you have certainly vanquished your foes. Are you happy?
- Mr. Burns: Not while there is a cheap, plentiful source of energy that is not supplied by me. But now I will deal with you?
- Smithers: What are you talking about?
- Mr. Burns: Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out!
- Mr. Burns shows a minature version of the sunblocker machine that darkens a scale model of Springfield.
- Smithers: Sir, this is insane! Darkness is a boon for muggers; owls will bother us with incessant hooting; the town's sundial will be rendered useless. I want no part of this!
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! There has been a sharp decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying! You are to apologize right now!
- Waylon Smithers does an action unheard of; he resists Burns.
- Smithers: Ulp! No! No Monty! Not until you come back from the brink of insanity!
- Mr. Burns: That does it Smithers! You are fired!
