Difference between revisions of "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)/Quotes"

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Grampa: (noticing the dog with a cone on walking past) Hey, the lamp's runnin' away.

Bart: That's my dog, man.

Grampa: So long lamp.

Willie: (ripping off his shirt) "I'LL KILL THAT MR. BURNS!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that Mr. Smithers.

EPA Man: As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed.

Moe: Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing.

(Moe pulls his makeshift shotgun from behind the bar and cocks it)

Barney: Me too! (pulls out a .38 revolver) Ahh ... now there's the inflated sense of self-esteem!

Lunchlady Doris: The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved)

Bart: Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'.

Lisa: Bart, even if they were able to resurrect The Three Stooges, I doubt they'd want to hang out with you.

Bart: Yeah, they probably got families or somethin'.

Homer: although [Mr. Burns] did send us this thank you card.

Lisa': (reading aloud) Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it.

Homer: (angry monotone voice) Kids, could you step outside for a sec?

(Bart and Lisa run out of the room)

(Homer takes a deep breath, then shouts) FU-

(Homer is cut off by a pipe organ. Shocked neighbors look in the Simpsons house)

Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!

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