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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :We are the mediocre | + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': |
| − | :You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents | + | :''Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.'' |
| − | :There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's | + | |
| − | :There's William Henry Harrison | + | :(''drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief"'') |
| − | :We | + | |
| − | :Occasionally regrettable | + | :'''Children''': |
| + | :We are the mediocre Presidents. | ||
| + | :You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. | ||
| + | :There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes, | ||
| + | :There's William Henry Harrison. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Harrison''': | ||
| + | :I died in thirty days! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Children''': | ||
| + | :We... | ||
| + | :Are... | ||
| + | :The... | ||
| + | :Adequate, forgettable, | ||
| + | :Occasionally regrettable | ||
| + | :Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :(''bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits"'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | :(''applause'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Jeff Martin]] and the lyrics by Martin and [[Frank Mula]]. It is the forty-first track on the album [[Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons]]. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Revision as of 16:05, August 14, 2011
We Are the Mediocre Presidents is a song sung by Springfield Elementary School in a play.
Lyrics
- Seymour Skinner:
- Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
- (drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief")
- Children:
- We are the mediocre Presidents.
- You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
- There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
- There's William Henry Harrison.
- Harrison:
- I died in thirty days!
- Children:
- We...
- Are...
- The...
- Adequate, forgettable,
- Occasionally regrettable
- Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
- (bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits")
- (applause)
Behind the Laughter
The music was written by Alf Clausen and Jeff Martin and the lyrics by Martin and Frank Mula. It is the forty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.
Appearances
Episode – "I Love Lisa"
