Treehouse of Horror XIV/Quotes
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(Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.)
- Lisa: Did a shark do that?
- Frink, Jr.: Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion.
(hanging from a noose)
- Moe: If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV.
(Pizza boy comes in)
- Pizza Boy: Pizza!
- Moe: The money's on the counter… No tip.
- Pizza Boy: Aw, you miserable bastard.
- Moe: That's why I'm up here. (looks at his watch again)
- Homer: Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting!
- Lisa: Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper!
- Homer: No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! (the robe sucks in his groin) Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already!
- Professor Frink Sr.: I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick.
(to Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine)
- Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.
- Adult Bart: Wait! When people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us!
- Adult Milhouse: Yeah… and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi Worms. (swallows a bunch of Gummi Worms) I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.
- Lisa: Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?
- Homer: Let the baby have her bottle.
