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| + | === Opening Sequence === | ||
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| + | :'''Maude's Ghost''': Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?! | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Well, duh. | ||
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| − | + | === Send in the Clones === | |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Ned''': ''[Looking through kitchen window]'' Hey, Homer, I was wondering if I could borrow that chainsaw you ahh… stole from me. |
| + | :'''Homer''': Yeah, but you'll have to leave a credit card. | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': No problem.''[takes out card]'' Discover okay? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': ''[reproachfully]'' Ned. | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': Okay, here's my Amex. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Moe''': All right, who's paying the tab? | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer Clones''': LENNY! |
| − | + | :'''Lenny''': Anything for Homers. | |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge''': No belly button? You're a clone! Then the real Homer… |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer Clone''': First over cliff. |
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| − | + | === The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms === | |
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:'''Lisa''': I dream of a world without guns. Don't we all, William? | :'''Lisa''': I dream of a world without guns. Don't we all, William? | ||
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:'''Lou''': (handing in his gun) This always made me feel like a man, you know? Now all I got is my enormous genitals. | :'''Lou''': (handing in his gun) This always made me feel like a man, you know? Now all I got is my enormous genitals. | ||
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| + | :'''William "Billy the Kid" Bonney''': ''[introducing his gang]'' The Sundance Kid! | ||
| + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': What happened to Butch Cassidy? | ||
| + | :'''Sundance Kid''': "What happened to Butch Cassidy?" We're not joined at the hip, ya know! | ||
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| + | :'''Sideshow Mel''': Another tragedy prevented by gun violence! | ||
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| + | === The Island of Dr. Hibbert === | ||
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| + | :'''Marge''': The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. ''[laughs]'' Why am I always funny when no one's around? | ||
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:'''Homer''': Oh my God! She's become a monster! Which I have to admit, I sorta suspected during the sex. | :'''Homer''': Oh my God! She's become a monster! Which I have to admit, I sorta suspected during the sex. | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Comic Book Guy (Half-goat)''': Hear me, accursed brethren! I understand some of you are still wearing tattered pants. Please throw them on the bonfire, and embrace your animal essence. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Chief Wiggum (Half-pig)''': Okay, but I'm keeping my tattered vest. I still have my dignity. Hey, slops! ''[eats slops]'' Ooohh, a toenail! Heh, Heh! ''[eats the toenail]'' |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer''': You guys are nuts! All you can do is eat and sleep and mate and roll around in your own filth and mate and eat -- where do I sign up? |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa''': How do you like being a walrus, Dad? |
| + | :'''Homer''': It's great! I haven't been this skinny since high school! | ||
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Contents
Opening Sequence
- Maude's Ghost: Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?!
- Lisa: Well, duh.
Send in the Clones
- Ned: [Looking through kitchen window] Hey, Homer, I was wondering if I could borrow that chainsaw you ahh… stole from me.
- Homer: Yeah, but you'll have to leave a credit card.
- Ned: No problem.[takes out card] Discover okay?
- Homer: [reproachfully] Ned.
- Ned: Okay, here's my Amex.
- Moe: All right, who's paying the tab?
- Homer Clones: LENNY!
- Lenny: Anything for Homers.
- Marge: No belly button? You're a clone! Then the real Homer…
- Homer Clone: First over cliff.
The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms
- Lisa: I dream of a world without guns. Don't we all, William?
- Bart: Lisa has a dead boyfriend!
- Lisa: He's not my dead boyfriend! He's a dead boy that happens to be my friend.
- Lou: (handing in his gun) This always made me feel like a man, you know? Now all I got is my enormous genitals.
- William "Billy the Kid" Bonney: [introducing his gang] The Sundance Kid!
- Comic Book Guy: What happened to Butch Cassidy?
- Sundance Kid: "What happened to Butch Cassidy?" We're not joined at the hip, ya know!
- Sideshow Mel: Another tragedy prevented by gun violence!
The Island of Dr. Hibbert
- Marge: The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. [laughs] Why am I always funny when no one's around?
- Homer: Oh my God! She's become a monster! Which I have to admit, I sorta suspected during the sex.
- Comic Book Guy (Half-goat): Hear me, accursed brethren! I understand some of you are still wearing tattered pants. Please throw them on the bonfire, and embrace your animal essence.
- Chief Wiggum (Half-pig): Okay, but I'm keeping my tattered vest. I still have my dignity. Hey, slops! [eats slops] Ooohh, a toenail! Heh, Heh! [eats the toenail]
- Homer: You guys are nuts! All you can do is eat and sleep and mate and roll around in your own filth and mate and eat -- where do I sign up?
- Lisa: How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
- Homer: It's great! I haven't been this skinny since high school!
