Treehouse of Horror XII/Quotes

Quotes

Hex and the City

Gypsy: [reading Marge's fortune] "I sense you live with much misery."

[Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]

Homer: "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."

Gypsy: "I sense I should not take ... a check!" [glares at Homer]

[At the bar, Moe suggests that Homer use a Leprechaun to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]

Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up."

Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns."

Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun."

[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]

Marge: "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."

Homer: "Yep. Everything worked out for the best."

Marge: "What?! Bart is dead!"

Homer: "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."

Marge: "The Gypsy said it would."

Homer: [stubbornly] "She's not the boss of me."