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| − | :''[At [[Springfield Elementary School|Springwart's School of Magicry]] ...] | + | :''[At [[Springfield Elementary School|Springwart's School of Magicry]] ...]'' |
| − | :'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': "Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with some basic toad-to-prince spells. | + | :'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': "Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with some basic toad-to-prince spells. Everybody get out their toads." |
:''[The class complies, and Mrs. Krabappel goes to [[Milhouse]]'s desk.]'' | :''[The class complies, and Mrs. Krabappel goes to [[Milhouse]]'s desk.]'' | ||
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:'''Milhouse''': ''[waving wand over toad]'' "Slimy Prince Limey!" ''[His toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire.]'' | :'''Milhouse''': ''[waving wand over toad]'' "Slimy Prince Limey!" ''[His toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Drunken Prince''': ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' "Well, hello, love. | + | :'''Drunken Prince''': ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' "Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then." ''[puckers up]'' |
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[scoffing]'' "You call ''that'' charming?" ''[She moves on to [[Lisa]].]'' | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[scoffing]'' "You call ''that'' charming?" ''[She moves on to [[Lisa]].]'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''': ''[waving wand]'' "Hocus-croakus!" ''[Her toad turns into a handsome young man in a suit with a Union-Jack vest.] | + | :'''Lisa''': ''[waving wand]'' "Hocus-croakus!" ''[Her toad turns into a handsome young man in a suit with a Union-Jack vest.]'' |
| − | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Oh, excellent, Lisa. | + | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Oh, excellent, Lisa. A-plus. ''[aside to Lisa's prince]'' And we'll discuss ''your'' grade over breakfast." ''[She giggles.]'' |
:'''Handsome Prince''': ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' "Yes, rather." | :'''Handsome Prince''': ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' "Yes, rather." | ||
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:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night, or ''[sarcastically]'' did your fairy godmother die again?" | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night, or ''[sarcastically]'' did your fairy godmother die again?" | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': "I studied! | + | :'''Bart''': "I studied! ''[waves wand hesitantly]'' Abra-ca ... turn into a prince guy?" ''[His toad turns into a hideous toad-prince creature that constantly vomits.]'' |
| − | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Sloppy work as usual. | + | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Sloppy work as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level; ''you've'' sinned against nature." |
:'''Toad-Prince Creature''': "Please kill me." | :'''Toad-Prince Creature''': "Please kill me." | ||
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:''[In [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|his lair]], [[Mr. Burns|Lord Montymort]] spies on the classroom.]'' | :''[In [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|his lair]], [[Mr. Burns|Lord Montymort]] spies on the classroom.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Montymort''': "Look at that [[Lisa Simpson]]. | + | :'''Montymort''': "Look at that [[Lisa Simpson]]. She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks. Oh, [[Smithers|Slithers]]!" ''[Slithers enters.]'' |
:'''Slithers''': "Yes, Lord Montymort?" | :'''Slithers''': "Yes, Lord Montymort?" | ||
| − | :'''Montymort''': "Let's capture that girl and steal her magical essence. | + | :'''Montymort''': "Let's capture that girl and steal her magical essence. I'm not getting squat from ''this'' yo-yo." |
| − | :''[Annoyed, Montymort puts on a helmet and gestures at the wall. | + | :''[Annoyed, Montymort puts on a helmet and gestures at the wall. Shackled to the wall is [[Ralph Wiggum]], who is wearing a helmet identical to Montymort's and connected to it by a tube. Lumps of something are moving along the tube from Ralph's head to Montymort's.]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': ''[laughing | + | :'''Ralph''': ''[laughing]'' "Dying tickles!" |
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| + | :''[At the magical recital, [[Milhouse]]'s attempt at the Invisibility Cloak has just gone severely awry, leaving him standing on stage naked. He runs offstage, crying.]'' | ||
| − | + | :'''[[Skinner]]''': ''[murmuring]'' "That was terrible. ''[louder, to the audience]'' I'll just sprinkle you all with some Amnesia Dust!" | |
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| − | :'''[[Skinner]]''': ''[murmuring]'' "That was terrible. ''[louder, to audience]'' I'll just sprinkle you all with some Amnesia Dust!" | ||
| − | :''[Skinner sprinkles the dust over the audience and they applaud. | + | :''[Skinner sprinkles the dust over the audience and they applaud. Skinner moves on to introducing [[Lisa Simpson|the next student]].]'' |
| − | :'''Skinner''': | + | :'''Skinner''': "A second-grade sorceress so powerful, she made tonight's refreshments out of dead people!" |
| − | :'''Audience''': | + | :'''Audience''': "Eeeeeewwwwwww!!" |
:''[Skinner sprinkles Amnesia Dust over the audience again, and they laugh.]'' | :''[Skinner sprinkles Amnesia Dust over the audience again, and they laugh.]'' | ||
Revision as of 15:01, April 23, 2010
Hex and the City
- [Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]
- Homer: "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."
- Gypsy: "I sense I should not take ... a check!" [glares at Homer]
- [At the bar, Moe suggests that Homer use a Leprechaun to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]
- Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up."
- Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns."
- Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun."
- [The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]
- Marge: "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."
- Homer: "Yep. Everything worked out for the best."
- Marge: "What?! Bart is dead!"
- Homer: "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."
- Marge: "The Gypsy said it would."
- Homer: [stubbornly] "She's not the boss of me."
House of Whacks
Wiz Kids
- [At Springwart's School of Magicry ...]
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with some basic toad-to-prince spells. Everybody get out their toads."
- [The class complies, and Mrs. Krabappel goes to Milhouse's desk.]
- Milhouse: [waving wand over toad] "Slimy Prince Limey!" [His toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire.]
- Drunken Prince: [to Mrs. Krabappel] "Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then." [puckers up]
- Mrs. Krabappel: [scoffing] "You call that charming?" [She moves on to Lisa.]
- Lisa: [waving wand] "Hocus-croakus!" [Her toad turns into a handsome young man in a suit with a Union-Jack vest.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Oh, excellent, Lisa. A-plus. [aside to Lisa's prince] And we'll discuss your grade over breakfast." [She giggles.]
- Handsome Prince: [gulping and chuckling nervously] "Yes, rather."
- [Mrs. Krabappel moves on to Bart's desk.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night, or [sarcastically] did your fairy godmother die again?"
- Bart: "I studied! [waves wand hesitantly] Abra-ca ... turn into a prince guy?" [His toad turns into a hideous toad-prince creature that constantly vomits.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Sloppy work as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level; you've sinned against nature."
- Toad-Prince Creature: "Please kill me."
- [In his lair, Lord Montymort spies on the classroom.]
- Montymort: "Look at that Lisa Simpson. She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks. Oh, Slithers!" [Slithers enters.]
- Slithers: "Yes, Lord Montymort?"
- Montymort: "Let's capture that girl and steal her magical essence. I'm not getting squat from this yo-yo."
- [Annoyed, Montymort puts on a helmet and gestures at the wall. Shackled to the wall is Ralph Wiggum, who is wearing a helmet identical to Montymort's and connected to it by a tube. Lumps of something are moving along the tube from Ralph's head to Montymort's.]
- Ralph: [laughing] "Dying tickles!"
- [At the magical recital, Milhouse's attempt at the Invisibility Cloak has just gone severely awry, leaving him standing on stage naked. He runs offstage, crying.]
- Skinner: [murmuring] "That was terrible. [louder, to the audience] I'll just sprinkle you all with some Amnesia Dust!"
- [Skinner sprinkles the dust over the audience and they applaud. Skinner moves on to introducing the next student.]
- Skinner: "A second-grade sorceress so powerful, she made tonight's refreshments out of dead people!"
- Audience: "Eeeeeewwwwwww!!"
- [Skinner sprinkles Amnesia Dust over the audience again, and they laugh.]
