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:''[[[Homer]] bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]'' | :''[[[Homer]] bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "The perfect crime. | + | :'''Homer''': "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday." |
:'''Gypsy''': "I sense I should not take ... a check!" ''[glares at Homer]'' | :'''Gypsy''': "I sense I should not take ... a check!" ''[glares at Homer]'' | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" />:''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that Homer use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]'' | + | <hr width="50%" /> |
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| + | :''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that Homer use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]'' | ||
:'''[[Carl]]''': "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up." | :'''[[Carl]]''': "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up." | ||
| − | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. | + | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns." |
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| + | :'''Carl''': "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun." | ||
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| − | + | :''[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]'' | |
:'''Marge''': "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here." | :'''Marge''': "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here." | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Yep. | + | :'''Homer''': "Yep. Everything worked out for the best." |
| − | :'''Marge''': "What?! | + | :'''Marge''': "What?! Bart is dead!" |
:'''Homer''': "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back." | :'''Homer''': "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back." | ||
Revision as of 13:07, April 20, 2010
Hex and the City
- [[[Homer]] bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]
- Homer: "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."
- Gypsy: "I sense I should not take ... a check!" [glares at Homer]
- [At the bar, Moe suggests that Homer use a Leprechaun to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]
- Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up."
- Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns."
- Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun."
- [The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]
- Marge: "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."
- Homer: "Yep. Everything worked out for the best."
- Marge: "What?! Bart is dead!"
- Homer: "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."
- Marge: "The Gypsy said it would."
- Homer: [stubbornly] "She's not the boss of me."
