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Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror VIII/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': Marge, kids, you're alive!
 
:'''Homer''': Marge, kids, you're alive!
:'''Lisa''': All the layers of lead paint in this house made the perfect bomb shelter!  
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:'''Lisa''': All the layers of lead paint in this house made the perfect bomb shelter!
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:'''Bart''':Well I'll be a son of a witch!
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:'''Witch Marge''': Yes, I'm the one who made your sheep give sour milk and your sweaters all itchly!
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:'''Farmer Lenny''':Your the one that ruined my ternips!
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:'''Witch Marge''': No, that was gophers.
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:'''Witchhunter Wiggem''': But I thought we burned all the gophers!
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:'''Witch Marge''': Not ''all'' of them!
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:(Turns Wiggem into a giant gopher)
  
 
{{Season 9 Q}}
 
{{Season 9 Q}}

Revision as of 10:05, August 14, 2010


(Marge and the kids shoot some mutants.)

Marge: Friends with mutants, right!
Homer: Now, that's the Marge I married. Now, who wants to go steal some Ferraris?!
Bart & Lisa: Ooh me! I do! I do!

Ned: We can all work together to build a Utopian society, free of violence, hate, and prejudice!
Marge: That sounds beautiful, Ned. And let me just say my family and I share your vision for a better- NOW!

(Marge and the kids pull out their shotguns and shoot the mutants, leaving them in a pile.)


Homer: Marge, kids, you're alive!
Lisa: All the layers of lead paint in this house made the perfect bomb shelter!
Bart:Well I'll be a son of a witch!
Witch Marge: Yes, I'm the one who made your sheep give sour milk and your sweaters all itchly!
Farmer Lenny:Your the one that ruined my ternips!
Witch Marge: No, that was gophers.
Witchhunter Wiggem: But I thought we burned all the gophers!
Witch Marge: Not all of them!
(Turns Wiggem into a giant gopher)

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