Difference between revisions of "There's No Disgrace Like Home/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''[[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant. | |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss. |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid! |
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:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss. | :'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss. | ||
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:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. | :'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. | ||
:'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community. | :'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community. | ||
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:'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! | :'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! | ||
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:''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]'' | :''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling. | :'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling. | ||
:'''Bart''': No belching. | :'''Bart''': No belching. | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': That dad has a shirt on! |
:'''Marge''': Look, napkins! | :'''Marge''': Look, napkins! | ||
:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks. | :'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks. | ||
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| − | + | :''Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers stand in front of the Simpsons family.'' | |
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:'''Mr. Burns''': And this must be... er... Brat. | :'''Mr. Burns''': And this must be... er... Brat. | ||
:'''Bart''': Bart. | :'''Bart''': Bart. | ||
:'''Homer''': Don't correct the man, Brat. | :'''Homer''': Don't correct the man, Brat. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 03:42, March 5, 2010
- Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
- Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
- Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
- Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
- Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
- Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
- Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- [The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
- Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
- Bart: No belching.
- Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
- Marge: Look, napkins!
- Bart: These people are obviously freaks.
- Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers stand in front of the Simpsons family.
- Mr. Burns: And this must be... er... Brat.
- Bart: Bart.
- Homer: Don't correct the man, Brat.
