Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"
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| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) BORING! | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': Dad, we can't see the movie | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' (points to audience/viewer) | ||
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| + | ''The family is late for Church'' | ||
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| + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': I hate being late. | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed? | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': Homer, they can hear you inside! | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. (opens door to see everybody looking at him) | ||
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig." | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig." | ||
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:'''Homer Simpson''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper." | :'''Homer Simpson''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper." | ||
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | ||
:'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME! | :'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME! | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 10:54, February 19, 2010
- Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) BORING!
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, we can't see the movie
- Homer Simpson: I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! (points to audience/viewer)
The family is late for Church
- Marge Simpson: I hate being late.
- Homer Simpson: I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?
- Marge Simpson: Homer, they can hear you inside!
- Homer Simpson: Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. (opens door to see everybody looking at him)
- Homer Simpson: "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
