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| + | == The Invasion Is Snow Joke == |
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| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 1 === |
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| − | == Gameplay ==
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| − | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke ===
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| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 1 ====
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 5th:|colspan=2}} |
| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: Kang and Kodos|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably.}} | | {{TB|Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} |
| | {{TB|If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long.}} | | {{TB|If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long.}} |
| − | {{THT|Build Rigellian Christmas Spaceship (1x)Kang : Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship<br>'''Task:''' Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: Christmas.}} | | {{TB|I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: Christmas.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding.}} | | {{TB|Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding.}} |
| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kang Assault Santa Claus (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)<br>'''Task:''' Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers.}} | | {{TB|Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}} |
| | {{TB|I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney.}} | | {{TB|I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|He's too powerful! Flee!}} | | {{TB|He's too powerful! Flee!}} |
| − | {{THT|Kang : Make Kang Assault Santa Claus Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipKodos : Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.}} | | {{TB|Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}} | + | {{TB|You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.}} | | {{TB|If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.}} | | {{TB|No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.}} |
| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kang Re-Program Funzos (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)<br>'''Task:''' Unlock Santa Kang<br>'''Task:''' Make Kids Feel Something Amiss (6s, Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.}} | | {{TB|Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!}} | | {{TB|No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!}} |
| − | {{THT|Kang : Make Kang Re-Program Funzos Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipUnlock Santa Kang Count : 5xTime : 6s, Location : BrownHouse()|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 10 XP __XMAS2017_BalancingConfig:PrizeTrack1:Prize1__XMAS2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.}} | | {{TB|Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.}} | | {{TB|Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}} | + | {{TB|I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.}} | | {{TB|What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.}} | | {{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.}} |
| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays Count : 1xTime : 6sLisa : Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeBart : Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeMake Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos Count : 10xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship()|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays (6s)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart (6s, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns (6s, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10] (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 5 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 5 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart?}} | | {{TB|Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart?}} |
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| | {{TB|I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.}} | | {{TB|I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your “toy” contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled “days until beginning conquest of Earth”.}} | + | {{TB|Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your "toy" contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled "days until beginning conquest of Earth".}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!}} | | {{TB|Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!}} | | {{TB|After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!}} |
| − | {{THT|Lisa : Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeBart : Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeCollect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity (6s, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo (6s, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Tap Robo-Funzos [x10]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{2x4|20}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP __XMAS2017_BalancingConfig:CraftItemsCost:CandyCaneFencing__XMAS2017_CraftingCurrency|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 6 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 6 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed!}} | | {{TB|I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} |
| | {{TB|I help those who help themselves.}} | | {{TB|I help those who help themselves.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out BartAndLisa Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Jesus Christ?! You're real?!}} | | {{TB|Jesus Christ?! You're real?!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers.}} | | {{TB|Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Oh, I'll be doing something just as important.}} | | {{TB|Oh, I'll be doing something just as important.}} |
| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Place Jesus' Carpentry Shop<br>'''Task:''' Craft the Candy Cane Fencing in Jesus' Shop<br>'''Task:''' Tap Robo-Funzos [x10]|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them.}} | | {{TB|Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} |
| | {{TB|That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.}} | | {{TB|That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the “Prince of High Prices”.}} | + | {{TB|Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the "Prince of High Prices".}} |
| − | {{THT|Build Jesus' Carpentry Shop (1x)Collect CandyCaneFencing_TotalCrafted (1x)Collect CandyCaneFencing_TotalCrafted (1x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 7 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 7 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us.}} | | {{TB|I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} |
| | {{TB|After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians.}} | | {{TB|After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians.}} |
| − | {{THT|Build Re-Gifting Machine (1x)Lisa : Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Place the Re-Gifting Machine<br>'''Task:''' Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos<br>'''Task:''' Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children (60m, Simpson Home)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 8 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 8 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} |
| | {{TB|It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre!}} | | {{TB|It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre!}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|And there you have it.}} | | {{TB|And there you have it.}} |
| − | {{THT|Collect RoboFunzo_Tapped_Friend (3x)Collect RoboFunzo_Tapped_Friend (3x)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Tap Robo-Funzos in a Friend's Town<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9 ====
| + | === The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9 === |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out!}} | | {{TB|We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out!}} |
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| | {{TB|What's so suspicious?}} | | {{TB|What's so suspicious?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|The sign on the construction fence says: “Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore”.}} | + | {{TB|The sign on the construction fence says: "Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore".}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible.}} | | {{TB|Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible.}} |
| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Bart Hate Reading (8h, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart (8h, Simpson Home)<br>'''Task:''' Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship<br>'''Task:''' Place Rigellian Construction Site|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}} |
| | {{TB|My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate.}} | | {{TB|My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is.}} | | {{TB|Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is.}} |
| − | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} | + | {{TBT|System Message}} |
| − | {{TB|Not found}} | + | {{TB|The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon.}} |
| − | {{THT|Bart : Make Bart Hate Reading Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SimpsonHomeLisa : Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SimpsonHomeKang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipBuild Rigellian Construction Site (1x)|colspan=2}}
| + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 500 money 50 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TB|(mainquest), Icon: XMAS2017_Event|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TB|Requirements :|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TB|Quest The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang : Error : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_3_Act2_ Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipError : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_3_Act2_ Count : 5xTime : 6s, Location : BrownHouse()|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 10 XP __XMAS2017_BalancingConfig:PrizeTrack1:Prize1__XMAS2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== Error : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_4_Act2_ ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.}}
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| − | {{THT|Lisa : Error : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_4_Act2_ Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeBart : Error : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_4_Act2_ Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeError : qst_TheInvasionIsSnowJoke_4_Act2_ Count : 10xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship()|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | === The Birth of a Notion ===
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| − | ==== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In that case, bad news…}}
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| − | {{THT|JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Manger|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon.}}
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| − | {{THT|JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : Manger|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TB|People of Earth, I bring you good news.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.}}
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| − | {{TB|Why is that good news?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hear the good word!}}
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| − | {{THT|JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Manger|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.}}
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| − | {{THT|JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Manger|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What do people think of your MyTube channel?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.}}
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| − | {{TB|Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.}}
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| − | {{THT|JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet Count : 1xTime : 8h|colspan=2}}
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| − | === That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow ===
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| − | ==== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{TB|I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Apparently I came back to Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.}}
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| − | {{THT|Lyla : Make Lyla Zen Out Count : 1xTime : 8hBurns : Make Burns Search for His Lost Love Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInn|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with…Montgomery Burns.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yuk.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'd still rather be a cat.}}
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| − | {{THT|Lyla : Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires Count : 1xTime : 4hBurns : Make Burns Sense Love Is Near Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location: BurnsHomes|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well don't ask me, ‘cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!}}
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| − | {{THT|Lyla : Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInnMake Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInn()|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!}}
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| − | {{THT|Lyla : Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInnBurns : Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInn|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kind of.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll get back to you.}}
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| − | {{THT|Lyla : Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInnBurns : Make Burns Swoon Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInn|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner ===
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| − | ==== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I have come to Springfield to fight a mighty demon, hideous and hugely fat.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yep, that's him there, cramming his face with pork chops.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, dude, can you use one of those extra arms to pass the gravy?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.}}
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| − | {{THT|Shiva : Make Shiva Admire Homer Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : Kwik-E-MartHomer : Make Homer Gorge Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : Kwik-E-Mart|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, you are such an impressive and noble demon, I want to grant you a gift -- anything you want.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth -- I'd rather eat the gift horse -- but what's in it for you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I want to make a new friend. My wife's always saying I should get off the sofa and meet people.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Your wife and mine must've gone to the same college: Nag U.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!}}
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| − | {{THT|Homer : Make Homer Choose His Gift Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-MartShiva : Make Shiva Balance Consciousness Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, Homer, have you chosen the boon you wish to receive?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I want anyone I put my hand on to turn into food.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?}}
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| − | {{THT|Homer : Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-MartShiva : Make Shiva Hide in the Basement Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Apu, have you seen Lord Shiva? I want to put my hand on his head and turn him into food.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hope you're cool with that.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, He is one of the three primal Lords of the Cosmos, but on the other hand, you're a valued customer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I shouldn't tell you this, but if you want to summon Shiva, all you have to do is this little dance.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, not Bollywood!}}
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| − | {{THT|Apu : Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : Kwik-E-MartHomer : Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Come on, Apu, I've been doing this dance for hours and it still hasn't summoned Shiva. I'm starving.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great, just like this… D'oh!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the “Story of Bhasmasura”.}}
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| − | {{THT|Shiva : Make Shiva Run the World Count : 1xTime : 8hApu : Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift Count : 1xTime : 28800, Location : KwikEMartHomer : Make Homer Try to Eat Himself Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | === O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum ===
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| − | ==== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Good news, Ralphie. You got the part of a Christmas tree in the school play.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know you wanted to be the Sugar Plum Fairy, but for that you have to hold in your pee for fifteen minutes.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yay! If I'm a tree, everyone will hang candy canes on me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, that's right! This is going to be great. Now, let's decorate your costume.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I want glitter. It tastes the best.}}
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| − | {{THT|Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | ==== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I have twinkles!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ralphie! Come back here! I didn't finish putting all the sparkles on the costume.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stars twinkle, too! I'm going into outer space! Whee-oo whee-oo!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!}}
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| − | {{THT|Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouseWiggum : Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | ==== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I love my costume. When I grow up, I want to be a Christmas tree.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SarahWiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ralph, honey, it's bedtime. Take it off.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No! I want to wear it in the bath, too!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let him be, Sarah. It's the first time he shown a passion for anything but boogers.}}
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| − | {{THT|Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Sleep in His Costume Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouseWiggum : Make Chief Wiggum Feel Proud Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hi, Lisa. I'm a cannonbaum.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You look very festive. Ralph. Are those empty beer cans you have on your costume?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm gluing on shiny things. Do you have any glue? I ate mine.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Um, I do, but I'm saving it in case I, uh, also get hungry.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|O.K. Tree you later.}}
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| − | {{THT|Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Decorate Himself Count : 1xTime : 4hLisa : Make Lisa Not Believe She Once Dated Ralph Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − | ==== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Mayor, little Ralphie has a request.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|He'd like to be the town Christmas tree.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ChristmasTreeRalph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I wouldn't move even if a dog tickled me with his tummy water.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Very well. But I must warn you, it doesn't pay and in January we throw you on the tire fire.}}
| |
| − | {{THT|Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Light Up the Town Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouseMake Springfielders Enjoy Christmas Tree Ralph Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouse()|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === To Thine Own Elf Be True ===
| |
| − | ==== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, Lis -- Sky Finger turned us into elves. Wow, I actually have long skinny toes that curl all the way back in my curly-toe boots.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now to sneak into the North Pole and see what Santa is bringing us for Christmas.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bart, that's the ultimate naughtiness. I'm going to stay here and spin candy canes, or whatever it is elves do.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well…maybe I should find out…in case I need to come up with a name.}}
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| − | {{THT|Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | ==== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We're in the North Pole, Lis! You scan the computers for a nice/naughty list, I'll check the warehouses for presents labeled us.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, we're hall monitors.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!}}
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| − | {{THT|Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Make Toys Count : 1xTime : __XMAS2014_GameConfig:PresentsGeneratingJobs:Elf_MakeToys_JobDuration__, Location : ToyWorkshopLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Clock In Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
| − | }} | |
| − | ==== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Man, being an elf is hard work. Making toys all day sucks!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah. Although I do enjoy the breaks we get for dancing a happy jig.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No kidding! Jig dancing is awesome. Jig jig jig! Jig jig jig!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You two! The head elf wants to see you. Now!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But it's two minutes to jig dancing!}}
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| − | {{THT|Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Report to the Head Elf Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : SimpsonHome(Lisa )|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | |
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| − | ==== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You two are completely messing up our production schedule.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What? I'm cranking out Sergeant Activity dolls like crazy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But with zero quality control. FYI, the head attaches to the neck, not the butt.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And you, female elf. You've brought our assembly line to a halt with your agonizing over what color to make the pony manes.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But there's so many great glitter choices!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called “Bart Simpson”. And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called “Lisa”.}}
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| − | {{THT|Bart : Make Elf Bart Make Low-Quality Toys for Himself Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeLisa : Make Elf Lisa Never Finish Toys for Herself Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Santa, we have something to admit. We're actually human kids who got transformed into elves, and snuck into the North Pole to check out the goodies, like any red-blooded American jerks.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Please, can we stop making terrible toys for ourselves?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ho, ho, ho. I knew about your plan from the start. And I decided to teach you a lesson.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I will forgive you, but only if you do one thing: spread holiday cheer around Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We don't know how to do that.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sure you do! Jig jig jig!}}
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| − | {{THT|Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Spread Holiday Cheer Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SimpsonHome(Lisa )|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| | }} | | }} |
| − | === Joy to the Weird === | + | == More Presents == |
| − | ==== Joy to the Weird Pt. 1 ====
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9:|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Rigellian Batteries [x5000]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.}} | |
| − | {{THT|JesusChrist : Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : HeavenlySwingSet|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| | }} | | }} |
| − | ==== Joy to the Weird Pt. 2 ==== | + | == 'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.}}
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| − | {{THT|JesusChrist : Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome, needs Moe|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Joy to the Weird Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That doesn't sound very religious.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That I doubt.}}
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| − | {{THT|JesusChrist : Make Jesus Cast Judgement Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : HeavenlySwingSet|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Joy to the Weird Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm Buddhist.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.}}
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| − | {{THT|JesusChrist : Make Jesus Sulk Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : HeavenlySwingSet|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Joy to the Weird Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JesusChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, if you were Jesus…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.}}
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| − | {{THT|JesusChrist : Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : HeavenlySwingSet|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Let's Take a Pole: North or South? ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of “magic”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, go ahead! Try it out!}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos : Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianNorthPole|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === The War on Christmas ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, this old sleigh. Takes me back to 1942, when Abe Simpson shot me down over the Pacific.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We had to cobble this thing together so you could finish Christmas.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written “I lick elf bells”.}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === A Rocky Relationship ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, “I should copy that”?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.}}
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| − | {{THT|Moe : Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : EskiMoes|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === The Promised Land ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, my boy! They finally finished building our holiday feasting place.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, what would Jews do on Christmas if it weren't for Chinese restaurants? And what would Chinese restaurants do if it weren't for Jews?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!}}
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| − | {{THT|Krusty : Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ChineseRestaurant|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Unstable Stable ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, my stars! It's the Bethlehem stable that Jesus was born in! Boys, come over here and climb in the manger. I want to get a photo for Facelook.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I'll get fleas!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fleas that bit little Jesus.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's nice that Mayor Quimby made the Springfield Tire Fire look festive, but isn't he just trying to distract us from the fact that he still hasn't put it out?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, honey, I would never fall for such an obvious trick.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Who wants s'mores? I'm handing out free marshmallows.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!}}
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| − | {{THT|Homer : Make Homer Enjoy S'mores Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldTireyard|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Krusty's Kristmas Makes a Komeback ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now opening: a festive holiday show to put you in the Christmas spirit.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No kid will be able to say no. So make sure you charge them double.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Krusty, surely you are not Scrooging?! This arena should bring holiday cheer, not jeers!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|"Cheer" doesn't buy fresh tiger milk, and that's the only thing that soothes my shaving rash.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, get on your skates. You're on in five!}}
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| − | {{THT|Krusty : Make Krusty Prepare for a Show Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : KrustysKristmasOnIce|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Aw, Mom. You got all dressed up for my birthday!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't get too excited. Human Christmas happens to coincide with the Festival of the Morphistic Quiznox.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JRigellianChrist Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What does that celebrate?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No one is sure, but we celebrate it by choosing a sacrifice and tearing his tentacles off one by one.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, it must be something pretty wonderful.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Third-Eye Watchtower ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank you, Jack Frost, for supplying the Belief System League with this wonderful Watchtower. Now we really can keep an eye on people!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But how did you have the money for this thing? It's top-of-the-line tech!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Got it cheap at an estate sale. Remember that dude Sauron? Well, he don't need no all-seeing eye no more.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, they're selling off everything in Mordor dirt-cheap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.}}
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| − | {{THT|Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RadiantBSStation(Shiva SantaClaus GautamaBuddha JackFrost JesusChrist DrHibbert RabbiKrustofsky )|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Sutrageous Fortune ===
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| − | ==== Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, you are a special little girl and a worthy acolyte. I have come to give you a lesson in dharma.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, a private lesson from Buddha! Hear that Bart?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Big deal. I've got a math tutor. When he comes over all we do is play video games.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a beautiful day, so let's start with a mimosa brunch. Om Mani Padme Yum!}}
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| − | {{THT|GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Have Brunch With Unlimited Mimosas Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : MoesTavernLisa : Make Lisa Eat Vegan Tofu Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : MoesTavern|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I feel revitalized! Poached eggs with pancetta? That's what I call a sangha, or community, of flavors.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've colored every placemat in the restaurant. When does my lesson start?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Soon. But first, a visit to Mother Jeong-ja's Nail Salon. Om Mani-Pedi, Mum.}}
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| − | {{THT|GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Get His Nails Done Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : JakesUnisexLisa : Make Lisa Read Salon Magazines Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : JakesUnisex|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, before we start our lesson, I need to get some new clothes. All I have is my heavy winter robes. I need something summery and enlightened.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess we could stop at Costington's Big and Tall Store.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know what I'd like? A lovely crushed velour suit in dark purple. Om Multi-Pleated Plum.}}
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| − | {{THT|GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Splurge on Clothes Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouseLisa : Make Lisa Be Dubious About This Behavior Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, who would know where to find a good massage therapist around here?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I just got my massage license. XXX, like my moonshine.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sounds perfect. Knead the way!}}
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| − | {{THT|GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Get His Knots Worked Out Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouseLisa : Make Lisa Fidget Annoyingly Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Buddha! So far all you've taught me is how to have a good time. When do the lessons start?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Only the fool asks for knowledge she has already been given.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It seems to me that you are completely going against the principles of Buddhism by giving into all these indulgences and material goods!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, too often you follow only the way of self-restraint and self-mortification.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But The Middle Way lies between ascetism and self-indulgence.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've taught you that, occasionally, it's good to have a good time.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out GautamaBuddha Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I looked good doing it.}}
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| − | {{THT|GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Discard Material Possessions Count : 1xTime : 8hLisa : Make Lisa Indulge Herself Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | === A Touch of Ice-Solation ===
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| − | ==== A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Springfield. A dark night in a city without a soul.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm Jack Frost. Sure, you know me as a wee pixie who draws delicate designs in the frost on your windows.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But that's just a cover for my real job: hard-boiled private detective.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Jack Frost, because I frost the bad guys, put them on ice, and always stay frosty.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Somewhere tonight, there's a beautiful woman or down-on-his-luck loser who needs a private gumshoe. I actually wear sparkle boots, but you get the idea.}}
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| − | {{THT|JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Wait for Clients Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : CandyCave|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a story I've heard a thousand times. Sap loves his missus...but maybe she don't love him.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Luann is spending a lot of time at Tae Kwan Do... and the instructor is pretty hunky.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thousand bucks a day plus expenses. I go through a lot of hair gel.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How do you solve cases anyway?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I peep through windows. Anyone busts me, I just say I'm making a pretty frosty picture.}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Your wife's pulled the wool over your eyes, Van Houten.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|She says she's doing Tae Kwon Do, but she's actually at the Italian market eating sugared fried dough.}}
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| − | {{THT|JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Investigate Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, there's someone peeping in the window!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's Jack Frost! What's the big idea, pixie stick?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's okay. I'm a private detective.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah? Who are you working for?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh...no one.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, you're just peeping.}}
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| − | {{THT|JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Explain Himself to the Police Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You don't like private eyes, do you Chief Wiggum?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Us cops do things by the book. You can't even read.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's not my fault pixie school stops at grade two. Say, can I borrow your donut?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, you're making pictures out of the frosting. Nice!}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're all right, Jack Frost. But do me a favor...no more private eye stuff. And can you frost these donuts, too?}}
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| − | {{THT|JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Decorate Donuts Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a lonely life for a private shamus, in a town where God is just another three-letter word.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|‘Course, the only savior I believe in is named Daniels, first name Jack.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm the one guy nobody wants… until you desperately need me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So enjoy your holiday, but I'll be on the job. ‘Cause evil never takes a vacation.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And also this is the best time for frosting windows.}}
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| − | {{THT|JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Enjoy His Nihilism Count : 1xTime : 12h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Angels We Have Heard While High ===
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| − | ==== Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, man. I'm so bummed!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmm, you're wearing a suit, and you look sad. Are you an undertaker?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, I was the conductor for the dopest train in the world – the Arctic Hypertrain.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I got fired because I forgot to pick up some kid who was supposed to have a magical holiday trip.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|At the time, I was having a magical holiday trip of my own.}}
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| − | {{THT|Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : ColdTrain|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Otto, is there anything you can do to get your conductor job back?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I have to prove I can teach a little kid to believe in Christmas again.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We can help! Bart's totally cynical, but I bet we can convince him that Christmas is real.}}
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| − | {{THT|Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : ColdTrain|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|O.K., Conductor Otto. You have to prove you can help a kid regain his faith in Christmas. How do you start?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, by understanding the problem. Bart, little dude, why don't you believe in Santa?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Because I'm ten years old, and I'm not an idiot.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I only know one fat man who delivers presents and eats cookies. He also once got his head stuck up a chimney.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's true. Dad heard a squirrel in the chimney, and thought it was planning to steal his nuts.}}
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| − | {{THT|Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Confusion Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrainBart : Make Bart Doubt Christmas Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrainLisa : Make Lisa Feel Embarrassed About Her Father Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrain|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay. To convince a kid that Christmas is real, we just have to get him on the Arctic Hypertrain.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I just wish the train wasn't coal-powered.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I would think people at the North Pole would be more concerned about global warming.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, I can turn the train green. We just use a certain kind of green fuel.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But don't breathe the fumes, little dudes. Leave that to me.}}
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| − | {{THT|Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Stoke the Arctic Hypertrain's Engine Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ColdTrainLisa : Make Lisa Ride the Arctic Hypertrain Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrainBart : Make Bart Ride the Arctic Hypertrain Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrain|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|“To Whom It May Concern, care of North Pole”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|“I hereby affirm that Conductor Otto and the Arctic Hypertrain have restored my faith in Christmas. I will always believe until I am old and gray”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|“However, if the bullies make fun of me, I will deny everything and act all cool and grown up”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks, little dudes. That letter is sure to get me my job back.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If you want to get high in your career, just come to us.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out ConductorOtto Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, I prefer to use some guys I know downtown.}}
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| − | {{THT|Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Happiness Count : 1xTime : 6h, Location : ColdTrainLisa : Make Lisa Self-Congratulate Her Smugness Count : 1xTime : 6h, Location : ColdTrain|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Kwanzaa Talk About It? ===
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| − | ==== Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, Dr. Hibbert, are you working this holiday? There's a good chance I'll get a turkey drumstick caught in my throat again.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry. This year I'm the Spirit of Kwanzaa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kwhat-za?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a holiday that celebrates African heritage. There are seven principles, and the first is “umoja”, or community unity.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, that's like when everyone in the community comes together to pull turkey drumsticks out of my throat.}}
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| − | {{THT|DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Learn the Lesson of Umoja Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The next principle of Kwanzaa is “kujichagulia”, or self-determination. It instills resilience when meeting adversity.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, like how I shouldn't give up on eating fruit-cakes, even though they taste weird and nobody likes them?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Less thinking about preserved fruit, more thinking about oppression.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This cake oppresses me, but I will overcome.}}
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| − | {{THT|DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Eat With Kujichagulia Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, are you enjoying learning about Kwanzaa?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There's nothing I'd rather do until Moe's bar opens.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Today's principles are about community: “ujima”, or collective responsibility, and “ujamaa”, cooperative economics.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Like how it's the community's responsibility for my high cholesterol, and they cooperate in paying for the heart bypass.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is about a different community. One that you're not a part of.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Is this the “No-Homers” club again?}}
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| − | {{THT|DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Re-Live Traumatic Memories Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, are you going to follow me around all week?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I want to learn about Kwanzaa. It's either that or go home for the holidays – and Patty and Selma are there!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine. Today's principles are “nia”, or purpose, and “kuumba”, or creativity. Do what you do best in your own unique way. It will instill self-worth.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Like how I'm the best at drinking!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I have to admit, I don't see any other way you're going to find self-worth.}}
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| − | {{THT|DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Be the Best at Drinking Beer Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|O.K., Homer, you stuck with it enough to learn the most important principle of all – “imani”, or faith.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Like faith that the New England Patriots will always win no matter how far down they are at halftime?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, kind of. It means faith that we African-Americans will be able to survive and thrive in American society.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In your analogy, we're the Patriots.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That explains why most of America hates you. Dr. Hibbert, I'm glad you taught me about Kwanzaa. What can I do for you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just once, don't electrocute yourself on your own Christmas lights.}}
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| − | {{THT|DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Celebrate Kwanzaa All Night Count : 1xTime : 8hHomer : Make Homer Stay Woke Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Kris-Cross ===
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| − | ==== Kris-Cross Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Urg. Why do I have to imitate this “Kris Kringle” creature for us to invade Christmas?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|When we were invading Halloween, I didn't have to pretend to be some kind of holiday-appropriate monster like the Great Pumpkin.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's because you WERE the holiday-appropriate monster.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Couldn't I pretend to be the Grumple? That feels truer to me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry, they used him up in a previous update.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas Count : 1xTime : 8h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kris-Cross Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, I'm dressed up as this cheery fatso Santa. Now what do I do?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, you decide if children are naughty. If so, you give them a lump of coal.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Excellent! Coal. Devastating. I'll get right to work.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Inappropriate. Regulations state you must label most kids “nice”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's like the American college system. Everyone gets at least a B.}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Giving presents to everyone is exactly what's wrong with today's permissive slave societies.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Reluctantly Label Kids “Nice” Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kris-Cross Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kang, to properly imitate Santa, you must be prepared to participate in the ritual of the mall photo opportunity.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Pretend I am a human child, and I have just emitted a large amount of liquid protein strands onto your lap. What do you do?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Devour your head and send your parents to the grit mines of Deneb VI.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Incorrect. You say “What a cutie” and smile for the camera.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kodos, it is unseemly to throw bullpuckey at a fellow Rigellian.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Kang Wonder How He Got Himself Into This Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Kris-Cross Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, I will put up with all this Santa nonsense for the glory of our conquest. Is there anything else?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, on Christmas Eve you drop down the chimney.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Drop what down the chimney? Cobalt-thorium grenades? A nightmare lizard from Arcturus IX?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yourself and a bag of toys.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know, if people see me doing that it's going to be a little tough to persuade them I'm an overlord.}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kodos, I'm stuck in the chimney again. Do NOT post pictures to social media.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Practice Going Down Chimneys Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== Kris-Cross Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, once I'm down the chimney, what next?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Leave the presents. Eat the pets.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This time YOU'RE wrong. I eat the COOKIES. My transformation into Santa is complete. HA HA HA!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|“Ho ho ho”, dear.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Right, right. Sounds weird, but okay.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Claus-Et Homemaker ===
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| − | ==== Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Our invasion will only triumph if we fool the humans into thinking we are Santa and his wife.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Must I really wear this disguise? The dress is uncomfortable and does NOT flatter my ovipositor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What is there to flatter?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Joking! Please, Kodos, put away the laser blaster.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Relax. I'm going to use it to bake some cookies. And THEN your gluteiods.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos(MrsKodosClaus) : Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Bake Christmas Cookies Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My cookies were a giant triumph.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|For who, dentists? I broke 3 fangs on them.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine, I accept defeat in the realm of baking. This homemaking magazine, however, states that cleaning the house is a way to assert your superiority over visitors.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I shall assert my superiority!}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos(MrsKodosClaus) : Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Attempt to Clean Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I tried to clean, but I was unable to master the human technology known as “vacuum cleaner”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In carpet mode it set fire to the carpets and in floor mode it scratched the floor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You must persevere. You must perfectly imitate a human housewife!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then I shall start by getting drunk in the afternoon.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos(MrsKodosClaus) : Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Drink Martinis Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipKang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Attempt to Sober Up Kodos Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why didn't I think of this before? I'm pretending to be married to an important businessman -- Santa Claus.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll just hire a maid and have her do all the work.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Domestic servants?! I'm not made of money.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You won't be made of anything if you don't do this.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos(MrsKodosClaus) : Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Interview Servants Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipKang : Make Kang Work Overtime Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kodos, this house looks fantastic. What a wonderful homemaker you've become!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's really all thanks to our new maid, Shauna. You just have to know how to motivate her!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I let her and her boyfriend steal from our liquor cabinet. No harm, no foul.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, let's celebrate the holidays! I decorated the house festively, with streamers, stars, and human skulls.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out SantaKang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh, there's Shauna's. Nice.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos(MrsKodosClaus) : Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Celebrate Human Holidays Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : RigellianChristmasFireplace|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses ===
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| − | ==== Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells “I am the Great One”!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies.}}
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| − | {{THT|SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stop babbling! What do you mean, “not Olive, Olive”? Let's get looking!}}
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| − | {{THT|SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, back to my diving practice.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen.}}
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| − | {{THT|SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice Count : 1xTime : 8h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Snow Monster Icon|alt=yes}}
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| − | {{TB|Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me “Abdominable Snowman”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out JackFrost Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I thought you liked being called Abominable.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Snow Monster Icon|alt=yes}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes. Me Abominable. But you say “Abdominable”. You mean me fat!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy.}}
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| − | {{THT|SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Mediate Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hon, you busy?}}
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| − | {{THT|SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions ===
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| − | ==== Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You just lowered my elf-esteem.}}
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| − | {{THT|WorkerElves : Make the Worker Elves Toil Long Hours Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BrownHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Worker elves, what's with the sad faces?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And Saturday and Sunday. And the next weekend, that would be great. And the next. Don't stop singing now.}}
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| − | {{THT|WorkerElves : Make the Worker Elves Happily Make Toys Count : 1xTime : 4h|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 200 money 20 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Time to Toy Around ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hooray, Kodos! Now we have our OWN version of the OSHA-violating toy workshop.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hurry! Have them craft some cheap plastic toys that I'll get tired of in two minutes, throw away, and then pollute the oceans with!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ha ha ha ha!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ha ha ha ha!}}
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| − | {{THT|Kang : Make Kang Make Cheap Toys Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RigellianChristmasToyWorkshop|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === On Thin Ice ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooo, it's one of those perilous oblongs of ice that the humans enjoy breaking tailbones on. Let's go skating!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|With eight tentacles, the skate rental will kill you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't want to go on the ice, I merely want to hold eight cups of cocoa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know, sometimes I regret bringing you to Earth.}}
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| − | {{THT|Kodos : Make Kodos Hang Out at the Ice Rink Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : IceSkatingRink|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === The Cabin in the Redneck Woods ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh, lookie this! A cabin what's all Christmasy-sparkley and new, and don't smell of possum chitlins.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm worried, Cletus. What's wrong with the floor?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's made of wood, not dirt.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Too fancy for us, Cletus. Must be where them bears that got Goldilocks lives.}}
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| − | {{THT|Cletus : Make Cletus Investigate the Christmas Cabin Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ChristmasCabin|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | === All Presents and Accounted for ===
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look, Lis! Santa's house, right here in Springfield. Wonder why.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Guess he got a good deal. Our real estate prices have reached a new low: sub-Staten Island landfill.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, how about we go inside and tidy it up for him? That's bound to solve any naughty list problems I might be having.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And if you find any spare toys lying around...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why, leave them right there. But make sure he knows what a good boy am I.}}
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| − | {{THT|Bart : Make Bart Tidy Santa's House Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SantasHouseLisa : Make Lisa Keep an Eye on Bart Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SantasHouse|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === The Gingerbread House on Lollipop Lane ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooh, a Gingerbread house!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But what if it's owned by a witch who wants to fatten me up and eat me? That's a big issue with holiday-themed food houses.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fatten you up? You already can't fit through the door.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If she tried to eat you, she'd die of cholesterol poisoning.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In that case, I've got nothing to worry about. Love how you enable my gorging, son.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === It's Snow Trouble ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Snowmen security guards? What's next? Sand castle bus drivers?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Try to pretend you care about diversity. They're called “Heat-challenged Yard Figurines”.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, I respect anyone who has a carrot for a nose.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If I could, I'd have hamburgers for ears.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | === Ginger Bread and Loving It ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look, Homie! Our house is made of gingerbread. Isn't it pretty?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's certainly going to save a lot of time on midnight snacking.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Are you saying this could be a bad idea?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Hindenburg was a “bad idea”. This is a disaster.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === Nay Care Day Care ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look, Maggie! A brand-new daycare for you, with a slide that goes through the door!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|*suck suck*}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But the one-eyebrow baby is in there!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, but he's half-troll.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That explains why they served billy goats gruff at his birthday party.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | === Snakes on a Sleigh ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Santa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|…Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him”.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The snake got hungry early.}}
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| − | {{THT||colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Enddialog|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out KwanzaaDrHibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm so glad to have you join us, Shiva! High five!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|High FIVES. This is going to take a while.}}
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TB|Feh! These aliens don't have the chutzpah to mess with the Angel of Yahweh.}}
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| − | {{TB|It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!}}
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| − | === 'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas ===
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| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
| | {{TB|The kids are all getting presents from Santa, but he never brings me anything.}} | | {{TB|The kids are all getting presents from Santa, but he never brings me anything.}} |
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| | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} |
| | {{TB|If you believe in Santa, maybe you'll believe it's a good use of your money.}} | | {{TB|If you believe in Santa, maybe you'll believe it's a good use of your money.}} |
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| − | {{THT|Reward : 100 money 10 XP|colspan=2}} | + | {{TB|Apu is getting into the spirit of the season with a new Holiday Scratch-R. Take advantage of his generosity while you can!}} |
| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Check Out Kwik-E-Mart Scratch-R's<br>'''Note: '''Just open the Kwik-E-Mart screen and it'll be done.|colspan=2}} |
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| − | === Fixer Upper Fortress ===
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| − | {{TB|Ah, the Fortress of Lonelitude. The perfect place to hide my superior brain and morbidly obese body from the world.}}
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| − | {{TB|From its dark depths, I shall launch tweet storm after tweet storm.}}
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| − | {{TB|But you have leveled up from bachelorhood, husband.}}
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| − | {{TB|Great Scott, you're right! Now it's a Fortress of Lovelitude!}}
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| − | {{TB|In which case, you need to do some redecorating.}}
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| − | {{TB|Moe :|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TB|You can count on me as a customer. When's the wet TV contest? And where do I stuff my dollar bills?}}
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| − | {{TB|nically counts as exotic if I order paint and stick-on parts from overseas!�1_name}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry. When I hear "exotic" and "petting" my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.}}
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| − | {{THT|Moe : tting zoo needs is a stage where they can prance around.�1_3_dlg_start_2_quimbyTime : 4h, Location : ExoticPettingZoo|colspan=2}}
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