The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018 content update/Bart Royale/Gameplay

Planet of Escapes

Planet of Escapes Pt. 1

Hey Milhouse, get over here now! Yes, master... I mean Bart. You were right the first time. C'mon. They're unveiling a lame, new Mega Playscape today. We're gonna check it out. I'm wearing my Sunday socks in case we take our shoes off! Enddialog This isn't too bad! Milhouse, stand at the bottom of the slide so I can build up an electrostatic charge and zap you into Shelbyville. Hey watch it! This spot is already claimed. If you can't see my mark, you should be able to smell it! Build Mega Playscape (1x)Bart : Make Bart Check Out Mega Playscape With Milhouse Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : MegaPlayscape, needs Milhouse Reward: 100 and 10

Planet of Escapes Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: This sucks! The thing had hardly been built and already weirdos have moved in. Grown ups get all the cool stuff built around here. Weirdo mark or no weirdo mark, it's time we take a stand. Come on, Milhouse! Job start dialog You again? Why can't you kids take a hint? This was built for kids, not for whatever you are! Sludge was here first. Like I tell ‘em down under the overpass, first come, first squat. She makes a very valid case, Bart. Bart : Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Milhouse Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : MegaPlayscape, needs Milhouse Reward: 100 and 10

Planet of Escapes Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: I'm going to have to resort to desperate measures. Hey Homer, can you help me kick some drunk creeps out of the new kid play area? I was NEVER in your play area! No, I'm talking about drunker creeps than you. I find that hard to believe. But a father must trust his son. Thanks, Dad. I meant that as a question. A father must trust his son? Job start dialog Whatsit?... who dares enter my drinkin' tube? Bootsie? You're the ones my kid has been moaning about? I should've guessed you'd be on a first-name basis with all the drunk creeps in town. Bootsie's her last name… and her first. Enddialog This is a pretty sweet squat you got here! A roof over your head, slides to get out without falling down, and grated floors so you're not sleeping in your own filth. This man knows how to live! Wait, you're taking their side!? Ugh! Bart : Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Homer Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : MegaPlayscape, needs Homer Reward: 100 and 10

Planet of Escapes Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Kids of Springfield! We must stand up against these thieving drunks. We must fight for what's rightfully ours! But adults pay for everything so what's really ours? I'd like to respond to your point by saying, OFF WITH HIS HEAD! But I'm willing to see both sides. Enddialog Fall back! We need to restock our spit-wads, regroup our flaming bags of dog poop, and hit them again! Make Youngsters Storm Mega Playscape Count : 3x Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Nice try, boy. It'll take more than a few meddling Milhouses and No-goodnik Nelsons to make me leave my plastic palace. Oh, so you're joining us now? That's cool, as long as you help us improve and defend it. Whoa, hold your hooch. Are you suggesting something involving work? There will always be more kids climbing our ladders and sliding down our chutes unless we fortify the place. That definitely sounds like work. Job start dialog Back off boy! This is a perfect place for me to hide from work, your mom, and my bar tab at Moe's! We'll drive you out! Even if we have to tear it down to its recycled rubber play-safe foundation! Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: While you were building walls I filled your space with a Duff keg-erator. I'm afraid there isn't room for you anymore. But, we were there first! Sorry. Beer beats bums every time. When word gets ‘round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with. Ahh! Why do I throw around the “B” word so recklessly?! Collect Ruffians_Tapped (10x)Collect Ruffians_Tapped (10x)Collect Ruffians_Tapped_Friend (3x)Collect Ruffians_Tapped_Friend (3x) Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Dear God! This playscape says it was proudly made here in Springfield! Nothing anyone's proud of is made in this town. It won't withstand a strong breeze, let alone a bunch of kids assaulting it. I sold the copper from my exploded moonshine still to a scrap yard and saws all kinds of things we could use to shore up this place. Aye! We need to dig ourselves in good. Like a flea in Willie's brow! Build Scrap City (1x) Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 8

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: That oughta slow ‘em down, but I don't know fer how long. Then we will fight them on the beaches… on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said. Beaches? I can't expose my clown skin to sunlight! I mean we need to defend all of our turf, and hunker down for the long haul. If need be we'll hide in the castle keep like me forefathers did in the old country. They hid? Aye. Wretched cowards they were, the whole lot of them. Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 9

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: I can't believe bumbling oafs and guzzling loafs like Homer and his friends have been able to hold out this long. So we're giving up? We gave it the old college try. Although I don't see college in the cards for either of you. We are NOT giving up. We're going to keep going back so they see how nuts kids can really be! Enddialog Now it's war. Make Adults Fortify the Mega Playscape Count : 4xTime : 4h, Location : MegaPlayscape(CrazyCatLady Grampa Burns Pyro Homer Krusty Cletus Willy Moe )Make Youngsters Assault the Mega Playscape Count : 4x Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Planet of Escapes Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mom, how can you sit by while this is happening? I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say “Lift your feet!” when vacuuming. But I suppose we should rein them in before it envelops the whole town like it always does. How will you get them to sit down together? Oldest trick in the housewives' book… Bart, Homer! Your bacon-wrapped pork butt is ready! Job start dialog I'll take my butt to go. Which is easier for me to do than fat-ass Homer. Oh no you won't mister. We're going to talk this through. It's a trap! A delicious trap! We still get fed, right? Of course! Enddialog It isn't fair! Adults take everything! And Homer eats everything, including my dinner! You can't prove anything. Just take the peace offer so we can get back to normal dinners. Never! Take this, Mr. Potato Head! No one wastes your mother's au gratins and lives! Message: You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting the Mega Playscape, Act 2 starts soon! Marge : Make Marge Mediate Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeBart(GeneralBart) : Make General Bart Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeHomer : Make Homer Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location: SimpsonHome Reward : 20 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencyLarge_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 1

After completing Planet of Escapes Pt. 8 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: The kids are really wrecking this place. They take all the fun out of being drunk in a kid park. If you hadn't kicked us out we could've taught you how to let go of society's expectations, and be a king of the night. Like a zombie or a meth addict? Or that Stephen King clown who hangs out in gutters? I'm talking about just doing what you want. Build your own kingdom to rule. You sound very wise… and very sober. *guzzles beer* This bottle will take care of that. Now what was I slurr-ring? That's the Bootsie I know! Now I'll just need a few things from home… Build Junk Base (1x)Homer : Make Homer Grab Supplies From Home Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeMake Youngsters Seize Opportunity Count : 4xTime : 6s, Location : MegaPlayscape() Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Marge, don't wait up! Where are you going with Bart's Kamp-Out Krusty sleeping bag? Just as the name implies… camping… with Krusty and the guys. Oh no you don't! Too late! I'm in the bag and already-- *SNORING* Make Adults Fortify Junk Base Count : 4xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBase(MountainMan IceBishopOfBeverlyHills CrazyCatLady Grampa Burns Pyro Homer Krusty Cletus Willy Moe )Make Youngsters Assault Junk Base Count : 4x Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: We fended off those pesky kids! Time for a celebration beer unless I drank them all as midst-of-battle beers. Hey, you locked us out again! I'm startin' to think you're doin' it on purpose! You're JUST starting to think that? I thought I was being very clear. Dang it! You just did it again while you were talkin'! Collect Ruffians_Tapped (60x)Collect Ruffians_Tapped (60x) Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 4

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Weez gonna have to get more barricades and what-not's if we plan on fending off kids AND them folks you scorned good. *whines* Ohhh… more building? When does our new society get to just sit around and drink all day? Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: All right, we're geared up on the outside, and boozed up on the inside. Finally we can sit back and relax-- I wouldn't do that. You don't know the devious devil-spawn you're dealing with. These kids will find a way in. On the positive side, you may starve to death first. Man cannot live on Krusty Krunch corn snacks and Duff alone! Don't challenge me! I will win! I've collected knowledge for these kinds of eventualities. You can learn all about it in my new ViewTube series: “Doomsday Naegle's Take No Prisoners Prepping”. Make Adults Fortify Junk Base Count : 4xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBase(MountainMan IceBishopOfBeverlyHills CrazyCatLady Grampa Burns Pyro Homer Krusty Cletus Willy Moe )Make Youngsters Assault Junk Base Count : 4x Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: So, teach me how to run this place. All you have to do to seize power is sacrifice one of your children. I know which one. That's crazy! Homer, don't you dare! Relax. That was a test to see just how committed you are. Marge, as a prepper, you failed. As a mother, you passed. Enddialog You think you can hide in there forever? You think this is the last you've seen of us? You think any wall will stop us? Yes? You make a good argument. Message: You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting bases, Act 3 starts soon! Homer : Make Homer Learn How to Survive Isolation Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBaseLindseyNaegle(PrepperLindseyNaegle) : Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Teach Isolation Survival Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBase Reward : 20 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencyLarge_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Ruffing It

Ruffing It Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I've got no Wi-Fi. My myPad battery is dead. How is a binge-watcher supposed to survive in his fortress?! With my power plant workers frolicking in play forts and bungling in jungle gyms, I've switched my business plan from controlling all power to controlling all the water. The town won't stand for it and neither will I! You're right, annoying urchin. Rather, the town will KNEEL. For you see, I have struck a deal with these ruffians you have cast aside. They protect me from your squabbles and I provide them with the essentials long denied them. Build Ruffian Fort (1x) Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Ruffing It Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: That'll teach them “roofies” to mess with Springfield! Blast! Well, “RUFFIANS”, what are you going to do about it? *mumbles unintelligibly* He said, “Great consideration is being employed towards our response and will be determined upon completion of proper hydration.” Don't just dilly-dally the day away. Hit them back! Damage their hovels and you'll have all the water you could want. Make Youngsters Fortify Count : 4xTime : 4h, Location : MegaPlayscape(WendellBorton Erik JeremyJailbird Pita Peta Bart Milhouse Martin Nelson Ralph )Make Adults Fortify Count : 4xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBase(MountainMan IceBishopOfBeverlyHills CrazyCatLady Grampa Burns Pyro Homer Krusty Cletus Willy Moe ) Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Ruffing It Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: All this fighting is thirsty work. Moe, do you deliver? Sure. But you should know that given the stranglehold Burns-ey has on water, people been turning to your favorite suds for their hydratin'. Finally, all those uppity types gotta look ol' Moe in his good eye and ask for help. What am I sayin'? I got no good eye. They'z both dead. Moe : Make Moe Deliver to the “Front” Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : JunkBase Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Ruffing It Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Isn't anyone going to stop this? It's turning Springfield into a dystopian nightmare! Hey some of us do quite well in a society of “non-traditional” rule. At the expense of everyone else! Well, little Sally Socialist, that is not how the world works. Everyone desires something and anyone that controls what is desired will rise to the top of the heap… and then they can crush that heap. Job start dialog Civilization has been cast aside, we barely have food, water, and power. People are happier fighting and living in a practically medieval world. It's almost Game of Thorns-times. Of course! Everyone goes crazy watching it and they're all anticipating the next season… That's it! Lisa : Make Lisa Figure Out What Springfield Really Desires Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 10 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencySmall_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Ruffing It Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Bart, Dad, if this fighting isn't settled you will both suffer the consequences. What consequences could we suffer? Knee scrapes? Torn pants? Big deal. Someone might see my underwear. *laughs* If this fighting doesn't end... everyone involved will miss out on the next season of Game of Thorns. Psh, the DVR will record it. We won't miss a thing. I will yell out endings and spoil every episode. Aaaaaahhh! Enddialog I'm glad everyone settled their differences and we worked out a way for Bootsie and friends to watch as well. Now, I can look forward to a normal life. At least what passes for normal in Springfield anyway. We don't miss a moment streaming from the library. Sure beats watchin' from a tree limb outside Homer's bedroom window every week. The dragons are the coolest. No way man, the zombies are the coolest! *chokes Bart* I'll zombie you! Message: You have completed the event story! Keep clearing Ruffians and Assaulting to expand your bases! Make Simpsons Settle Differences Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome(Bart Homer ) Reward : 20 XP __Homergeddon_Spreadsheet_Config:QuestRewards:CurrencyLarge_Reward__Homergeddon_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Spite the Hans That Sees You

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 1

After tapping on HansMechman's exclamation mark: System online. Seeking targets. The robots have risen up, again! Oh, never mind, this one looks like it fell out of a children's book. Target acquired. Dad, help! Not my dad. A good dad, help! Lesson administered. The giant tea kettle spanked me. HansMechman : Make Hans Mechman Seek Targets Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Is it just me, or does the robot's head look like Mr. Moleman? So, it looks like a shriveled prune shuffling in baggy pants and slippers? Repeated youth disrespect recorded. Combat Mode engaged. Job start dialog I'm a goner for sure! *blast* It missed. Ha-ha! It's got Moleman's eyesight. This thing couldn't hit the broad side of a Bart. HansMechman : Make Hans Mechman Annihilate Targets Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It seems to have a problem when Bart mocks it. All right, spit it out “Hans Goober”. Did you make a robot to target Springfield's youth? Thirty years ago, I was badgered by a group of boys. I swore that someday I would have my revenge, but wasn't sure how I would get it given I was in the same shape then, as I am now. Then I saw a movie about cybernetic robots killing some punks and it came to me. Now it's finally complete and revenge will be mine! Mechman, attack-k-k! Energy low. Please replace sixty D batteries. Enough power for long SIGHHHHHH… HansMechman : Make Hans Mechman Recharge Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouseHansMoleman : Make Hans Moleman Replace Batteries Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouse Reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 4

After tapping on HansMechman's exclamation mark: Power on. Firmware updated. Resuming mission. Bart, I don't suppose you've learned a lesson from before and will mind your manners now? What are manners? I want to see what else this robo-fossil can fail at. Mocking registered. Modern combat protocols engaged. Job start dialog “Digital warfare”? What kind of lame…hey…it's hacking into my phone! It's in my Facelook profile, Liking pages for old farts! Haw-haw, you Liked medicated butt powder! Enddialog Chief, aren't you going to do something about this? Not much I can do. Springfield has an “Eye for an Eye” law. Really surprised he hasn't taken your eye. ‘Cause that would be fine too. Good point. HansMechman : Make Hans Mechman Engage in Digital Warfare Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward: 200 and 20

Triumph of Ill

Triumph of Ill Pt. 1

After tapping on WendellBorton's exclamation mark: I finally made it out…oh sweet sunshine on my terribly pale face! Wendell! Where have you been this whole time? I was in the arcade when the whole building shook. I got so sick to my stomach I've been in the bathroom for what feels like years. It was years. There's been an “out of order” sign on that stall since I was six. Let me catch you up on things. Bart : Make Bart Explain Everything to Wendell Borton Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome, needs WendellBorton Reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 2

After tapping on WendellBorton's exclamation mark: That's the last time I let my sensitive stomach get the best of me! There must be a way to beat it. Sometimes things can be overcome by training your body to power through it. Most sailors get sea sick their first tour, but their bodies are forced to overcome it to survive. Then that's what I'll do. Where do I sign up to be a pirate? Pirates aren't cool anymore. Blame Johnny Depp. There has to be something I can do to overcome this. Maybe I can get ideas from the school library? WendellBorton : Make Wendell Borton Look at Exciting Careers in School Library Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 3

After tapping on WendellBorton's exclamation mark: I've got it! I found something! You actually discovered something useful in an elementary school library? No, but when I was staring out the window I saw the monkey bars. I've always been terrified of playing on them because of my fear of heights. I'll spend all day on them. Surely that will cure it. Or give you tetanus! Job start dialog I'm doing it! I'm not only playing on the monkey bars. I'm WALKING on the monkey bars, I'm SWINGING on the monkey bars, I'm-- Oh no… *sickening gurgle* WendellBorton : Make Wendell Borton Face the Monkey Bars Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : MonkeyBars Reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 4

After tapping on WendellBorton's exclamation mark: I…I…made it. I didn't throw up. You sure you're not dizzy? Don't say “dizzy”… Or queasy, or woozy, or egg salad sandwich sitting in the sun… Oh, no…it's the big one! WendellBorton : Make Wendell Borton Get Extremely Sick Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 5

After tapping on WendellBorton's exclamation mark: I'll never get over this. I'll always get motion sick. I'll never be able to do anything fun or anything with motion in it. Hey there, kiddo. I couldn't help overhearing your predicament. Mostly ‘cause I'm nosey. Listen, when I was a kid I went through the same thing. And you know how I got through it? You started jumping buses and canyons on your motorcycle? No, those are all video tricks. Never happened. Your trick should be throwing up BEFORE you get sick. When I'm feeling queasy thinking about a high-flying stunt, I lean into it and blow chow before the stunt. If you replay some of my old stunts you'll see me dry-heaving like crazy under the ramp. Enddialog I've thrown up so much I don't have any energy to play… Son, you're dehydrated! Let me ask, do you feel dizzy, queasy, woozy? How ‘bout a warm egg salad sandwich. *CHUCKLES* Egg salad? Oh no… WendellBorton : Make Wendell Borton Control His Sickness Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : MonkeyBars Reward: 200 and 20

Botched Ball

Botched Ball Pt. 1

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Hey, Bart! Want to have a game of one-on-one dodgeball? Sure, get rid of Milhouse so you can't make some lucky catch off his face. I make face catches like that in my sleep. Face catches are weak! Not when they're coming off your face! Enddialog Hey Kid! I was just passing by when I happened to look up from my champagne bottle and saw some of your sweet moves. I've been planning to put together a sports team, and I think you could be just the ticket to kicking it off. A dodgeball team? Is that what this is? Well, as long as it's got an international circuit to promote that's all that matters. Erik : Make Erik Take on Bart Count : 1xTime : 3h, Location : DodgeballCourt, needs Bart Reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 2

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Okay, Mr. Sweet. What's the first item on our trip to the top? First is the training montage. Run around town practicing your skills. Set it to some music so everyone is inspired by how hard you're working. Um, okay. But people don't really practice dodgeball outside of a court. Everything can be practiced outside. Now show me some hustle! Job start dialog Maybe this isn't so bad. *hits dodgeball* *smack* Hey! Uh, sorry! I'll throw it this way. Did someone get the license plate of that truck? This is going to be a long training… Erik : Make Erik Practice Dodgeball Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 3

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: What's next in my rise to the top? Gotta build excitement for your debut. We need press all over town to reach an audience of your peers. But my peers are all kids. They don't get all over town. Hmm, true. I guess we'll have to just double-down on the adult press! Do adults even watch news anymore? The ones with lots of money to throw around at sport events do! Enddialog I think that went well. Here, have a drink. This will keep your energy up. *drinks* Thanks, Mr. Sweet. Whew, that's got a dodgeball-size kick. What was in that? Erik : Make Erik Get Interviewed by School Paper Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary, needs LisaErik : Make Erik Get Interviewed by Channel 6 News Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 4

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: All-right-already-already-all-right! Let's dodge some ball! Dodge ball! Dodge ball! Dodge that ball! I could dodge the sun right now. Dodge-spin-dodge-jump. Dodge ball! Erik, have you been taking performance enhancing substances? Drugs? I-don't-take-drugs. What-makes-you-think-I-take-drugs? Drugs are for slugs. Did I make that up? I'm awesome! You're kind of wired and talking nonsense. Enddialog Here's your test, Lisa. Let's see what we have here. I hate reading science. Tri...methyl..xan… Oh God, the kid's on meth! Just remember, I called it first! Let me see that. Caffeine. The words you can't pronounce are the chemical formula of caffeine. Erik : Make Erik Blow Off Some Energy Count : 1xTime : 2h, Location : SpringfieldElementaryLisa : Make Lisa Test the Drink Cup Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : PoliceStation Reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 5

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Mr. Sweet? I think I need another drink. I'm really crashing here. Don't do it, Erik! Mr. Sweet has been feeding you caffeine! But that's a banned substance in elementary dodgeball competition! Aye it is, and such a violation comes with extreme penalties. Bring him to the whipping stone! Too harsh, Willie. The penalty is a one-game suspension. I never get to use me whipping stone. Enddialog My professional dodgeball career is over. Don't sweat it. Some football kid will get caught throwing a game to cover his dad's gambling addiction and they'll forget all about this. I guess that'll give me time to work on my game. I wonder if Bart's up for another? Erik : Make Erik Sit Out a Game Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward: 200 and 20

Con Err

Con Err Pt. 1

After tapping on JeremyJailbird's exclamation mark: Nothing like the noxious smell of the Springfield tire fire to remind me I'm free. My offspring's been sprung! Let's get something to eat and catch up, dad to little dude. Sounds good, Daddy. While I am sad it must exist, it's good to see the criminal reform system at work. JeremyJailbird : Make Jeremy Jailbird Share a Meal With Snake Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : KrustyBurger, needs Snake Reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 2

After tapping on JeremyJailbird's exclamation mark: The first item on my court mandated release says I need to make “amends”. I have no idea what that means. “Amends” means paying back the community for the damage you caused. Sorry, I'm behind on reading skills. All the juvie library has are Itchy & Scratchy picture books. But, I have learned how to gut a cat and make use of every part of the body. While Springfield has a stray cat problem, I think you'll want to find a less violent way to make amends. JeremyJailbird : Make Jeremy Jailbird Think of Ways to Make Amends Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouse Reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 3

After tapping on JeremyJailbird's exclamation mark: Daddy helped me figure out how to make amends. I'll sell these Con-bears to raise money for the Juvenile Correctional programs. When you “release” it from the box, you discover that each bear is messed up in some way. You can collect them all to see just how badly the Springfield juvenile system needs your help. Wow, that sounds perfect! Job start dialog Check it out, Milhouse! Junior Jailbird is selling convict teddy bears. I bet he's got an angle. He's pocketing the money for himself or something. Bart! He's doing a wonderful thing to help a juvenile system that you will probably go through some day! JeremyJailbird : Make Jeremy Jailbird Sell Con-Bears Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 4

After tapping on JeremyJailbird's exclamation mark: All right Pops, I've sold all the bears. That's my boy! Now, let's grab some grub. I've got some Father and Son nighttime activities planned. Yay! Are we playing “Nab and Grab”? That's the only game Daddy knows! Enddialog I've been ro-diddly-obbed! My VCR! It's gone! Who took it, the 1980's? I needed that! I haven't transferred my bible stories to DVD yet. We're still figuring out if laser technology is the Devil's work or not. Aaaaah! My Blu-Ray player has been yoinked too! Can it be? The Simpsons must turn to streaming? JeremyJailbird : Make Jeremy Jailbird Play a Game With Snake Count : 1xTime : 12h, needs Snake Reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It's interesting that we were all robbed after buying Con-Bears. I should have known. There's a camera for an eye and a Wi-Fi antenna for a tail. Bears don't have tails! The Turley's used these cuddly plushies to scope out houses in Springfield and then rob them. Whoa, like, that is an ugly accusation to make about a dad and his little dude. I think it's time to bury some evidence, Dad. Totally. Enddialog Well, I haven't recovered any evidence. What about these bears? We can't keep blaming everything that goes wrong in this town on these camera bears. Even though it sure would save a lot of paperwork. Instead, we'll just use ‘em for traffic cameras! I guess Jeremy helped the community after all. JeremyJailbird : Make Jeremy Jailbird Throw Away Evidence Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 200 and 20

Simpler Livin'

Simpler Livin' Pt. 1

After tapping on MountainMan's exclamation mark: Don't that bust a hump! Urban sprawl has finally climbed up my mountain. Best get the lay of the land; see what kinda threats are out there and iffin' I need to poke some holes in the system with my smokin' hole poker. Job start dialog Hold up there, Shoot to Swill! You can't keep blasting holes in the first stop sign you see. Town ordnances state a five shot maximum per sign. Do you know how much goes into replacing a sign? We gotta put down cones and…it's just a whole thing. We don't want that kind of hassle. Enddialog Hey feller, here's a tip from yokel to mountain man: use bird-shot to get around the five shot law. They's ain't much left after five blasts of all them BB's. Right nice tip, pal! Build Stop Sign (2x)MountainMan : Make Mountain Man Shoot Stop Signs Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : StopSign Reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 2

After tapping on MountainMan's exclamation mark: Say, what do you think about givin' me the penny tour around here? “Penny”? ‘Round these parts tours cost a nickel. Blasted city prices. What a rip-off! I's don't make the rules. Fine. Let's get on with it. Job start dialog That's the Krusty Burger. You can sell ‘em anything you catch or kill and they don't ask no questions. Mincin' meat into flat patties? What happened to fryin' ferret with the face on? And over there's the public bathroom. The showers are free. Only cuz of busted water pipes over the toilets. MountainMan : Make Mountain Man Tour Springfield With Cletus Count : 1xTime : 4h, needs Cletus Reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 3

After tapping on MountainMan's exclamation mark: You city folk sure are spoiled with your running water and food practically chewed up for you! You even let the government dictate when you's gotta stop and go! I need to get outta here ‘fore I get so city-fied I need a service pig to pull my boots on and off. MountainMan : Make Mountain Man Retreat to His Mountain Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : OutlandSign Reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 4

After tapping on MountainMan's exclamation mark: I need to get back to my roots. Meanin' eatin' roots, burdock weed, and tree sap. Certainly will taste better than some minced chicken pressed into clown shapes! Build Error : Trees_name (3x)MountainMan : Make Mountain Man Live Off the Land Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : Trees Reward: 200 and 20

Chilling Deal

Chilling Deal Pt. 1

After tapping on IceBishopOfBeverlyHills' exclamation mark: This town reeks of thawed meat, easily twisted and cut. I will draw their gaze and freeze their hearts to my will. Then, when the town is conquered, we will blow forth on an icy wind and bury the world! IceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Hack Channel 6 Antenna Count : 1xTime : 4hIceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Prepare Pirated Broadcast Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Refrigeratorium Reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 2

After tapping on IceBishopOfBeverlyHills' exclamation mark: People of Springfield! I am the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills! Bow before me! Ugh, another one of these crazy local tv ads. Quiet, Lisa! I want to hear what this quirky guy is selling. I bet it's fridges. You are summoned to my Refrigeratorium, where you will submit to my icy rule. Yep, called it. Refrigerators. Enddialog Approach, pop-cicle, and receive the frozen touch of the Bishop. I'm not interested in any touching – frozen, hot, or otherwise. Just point me to the freezers you're hawking? What? You're not here to submit? To what, a credit check? Ugh! A guy gets a couple dozen credit cards revoked and suddenly he's “a risk”. IceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Broadcast Demands Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RefrigeratoriumSpringfielders : Make Springfielders Mistake Threats for Local Business Ad Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : Refrigeratorium Reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 3

After tapping on IceBishopOfBeverlyHills' exclamation mark: These appliances are not for sale! Look, you got freezers, and I got frozen pizzas thawing in need of one. So, are we going to do this deal or not? Well… I could use the cash. I haven't had a hot meal in weeks. IceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Reluctantly Sell Appliances Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RefrigeratoriumSpringfielders : Make Springfielders Buy Appliances Count : 5xTime : 8h, Location : Refrigeratorium Reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 4

After tapping on IceBishopOfBeverlyHills' exclamation mark: With brrr-isk sales and a full stomach, I can once again cast my icy grip on the world. Hey, Mr. Bishop? This freezer unit you sold my husband isn't working. How is that my problem? If you expect anyone to take you seriously you're going to have to back up your word. The blue-haired lady has a point. If I can't guarantee my products, how can I guarantee citizens of my frigid takeover. Enddialog Success! This freezer is now the ULTIMATE appliance in your home. Behold, all other devices retreat from its frigid aura! Right…well, thanks. I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review! IceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Service His Appliances Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 5

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Excuse me, Mr. Bishop? The school freezers have never been up to code. Many are just oil drums packed with snow. Would you be able to help out a school of young students with its refrigeration needs? A chance to control young minds? This could be the opportunity of an ice-time! *evil laughter* *continued evil laughter* So, that's a yes? IceBishopOfBeverlyHills : Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Embrace Appliance Sales Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : Refrigeratorium Reward: 200 and 20

Paradox Reality

Paradox Reality Pt. 1

After tapping on Peta's exclamation mark: You know what, Pita? I've been thinking about how we were so easily taken out in the arena. Yeah, don't remind me. I was taken out holding a flower. Embarrassing! And all I had was a cape of leaves. The way I see it, we've got a second chance at life, and we shouldn't waste it showing off for a love interest. You're right, we need to make the most of this opportunity. Pita : Make Pita Consider His New Life Opportunity Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHousePeta : Make Peta Consider His New Life Opportunity Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouse Reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 2

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: Well, I can't get that damned flower out of my head. I think I'm going to have to put considerable time into figuring out what it means to me. That's cool, man. You do you. I've figured out what I'm going to do as well. And it will not have anything to do with capes of leaves or flowers. Pita : Make Pita Sculpt His Feelings Count : 1xTime : 4hPeta : Make Peta Train to Be a Better Warrior Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 3

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: No matter how many times, or how many ways I sculpt it, it's not right. Why is it never right!? I'm a terrible fighter. I've dropped a knife on my foot more times than I can count and fainted at the THOUGHT of the sight of my own blood. We can't give up; we need to help each other through this. You're right! We need to do it again! Pita : Make Pita Sculpt His Feelings Count : 1xTime : 4hPeta : Make Peta Train to Be a Better Warrior Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 4

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: There…I've surrounded myself with sculptures and am too tired to think of anything. I think I only cut myself three times in that session. That's hero level stuff! Want to get a bite to eat? I'm famished. Pita : Make Pita Eat a Salad Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : KrustyBurgerPeta : Make Peta Eat Meat Lover's Burger Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : KrustyBurger Reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 5

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: It's nice outside the dome, exploring other interests, without worrying about being brutally killed at any moment. I don't know about you, but I'm in no rush to go back. Want to see what else is around? Okay, but can we call it reconnaissance? I don't want to lose what little bit of warrior edge I finally found. Enddialog Ohhh, I don't feel so good. I think the food from Krusty Burger has poisoned us. And I was almost run over by a madman texting on his phone. On second thought, I think we're safer in the dome. Let's go back. Pita : Make Pita and Peta Get Comfortable With Springfield Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Shop, needs Peta Reward: 200 and 20

The Customer is Always Trite

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Moe's Express is open for business! Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar. Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again! Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers! I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to “go". Job start dialog I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves. Yeah, it's what he would want. Hey, I just found our bar tabs! Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain... That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe. Enddialog Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer. Moe : Make Moe Serve Express Drinks Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MoesExpressMake Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : MoesTavern() Reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 2

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do? Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean? Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan! My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business! I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me! Job start dialog ... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors. Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before! Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait ‘til I tell everyone about it. Enddialog Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!? Moe : Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : MoesExpressSam : Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouse, needs Larry Reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Okay, I'm back, ya bums... What've you done to my bar?! Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business? How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here! Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners. Job start dialog Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?! Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam! Moe : Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MoesTavern Reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 4

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan. Scheming is always best over a stiff drink! Good plan - to Moe's! ... Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then. Job start dialog Why don't we just drink here all the time? Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar. Enddialog It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up. I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change. Larry : Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : BrownHouse, needs Sam Reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 5

After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark: Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place? Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place. You sure? I'll call the guys. Job start dialog The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place… Really, fellas?! Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : MoesExpress(Carl Lenny Larry Sam Barney Homer ) Reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 6

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: Uh...hey, Moe... Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively. Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like! Message: You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express! Moe : Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MoesExpressMake Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : MoesExpress(Carl Lenny Larry Sam Barney Homer ) Reward: 200 and 20

In the Navy

In the Navy Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: All right, a cool new battleship! So, you're what, now? Admiral of the Springfield Navy? Hey, if the Swiss are allowed a navy then so am I! Enddialog Everything's looking ship shape...literally, I mean, it's the shape of a ship. Now I just need to shanghai a crew! Bart : Make Bart Tour the Decks Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Battlescape Reward: 100 and 10

In the Navy Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey, Milhouse, how'd you like to help crew my new battleship? You betcha! I'll be your second in command any day! Eh, I was thinking more of bilge pump boy. The lowest part of the ship? Aye-aye, Cap'n! There's no low I won't stoop to! Great! Now let's get the rest of the crew together! Enddialog Ugh, this wasn't a good idea. I'm so seasick. We haven't left dry land yet! Make Youngsters Crew the Battlescape Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : Battlescape(Bart Milhouse Nelson Martin Ralph Erik JeremyJailbird WendellBorton ) Reward: 200 and 20

Wafflin' On

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Ahhh! What's wrong, Abe? Our old enemy, the Luftwaffe, have finally caught up to us! What? No, it's just a waffle house with an attempt at a clever name. Making light of the Great Wars? That's a paddlin'! Enddialog I can't go on. Tell my family I love 'em! But not all of ‘em. I'll give you a list. If you're checking out before finishing your waffle, pass it on over 'ere. Make Oldies Storm the Benches Count : 2xTime : 12h, Location : Luftwaffles() Reward: 100 and 10

V-Toll

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Bart! Let's go on the chopper ride! I've always wanted to soar! Hold up there. All riders shorter than me have to pay extra! What, that's not fair! Just because you're bigger, and stronger, and meaner... You just made his points for him. Milhouse, pay the man. Make Youngsters Get to the Chopper Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : ChopperRide(Bart Milhouse Nelson Martin Ralph Erik JeremyJailbird WendellBorton ) Reward: 100 and 10

Outlandish Creations

Outlandish Creations Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Homer, why have you built a factory in the middle of nowhere? Oh Marge, if I built it at home the DEA would find it. The DEA?! Do I even want to know what you're up to? Sweetie, do you ever? No, I suppose not. Just keep your bail to the normal limits please. Enddialog There, that's the last of it. Now remember our deal. No one must find out! Yes, yes, I remember. Although this would go faster if I was allowed to work with some light... Homer : Make Homer Stock Suspicious Supplies Count : 1xTime : 30m, Location : OutlandsFactory Reward: 100 and 10

Outlandish Creations Pt. 2

After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark: Okay, Homer- NO NAMES! Right, er, No Name Simpson. That's better. As I was saying. I believe I have created what you've asked for. Great! If this works you'll be a hero. And allowed to go home, hoyvin! You promised to let me go home! Enddialog Oh yes...texture...flavor... sugar headache... You did it! You re-created Lard Lad's frosting! First frosting, then the world! Gloyvin... Homer : Make Homer Test the Results Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : OutlandsFactory Reward: 200 and 20

Grabbin' Grub

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ooh, new eatery! Don't mind if I do! Enddialog Ohh yes, that's some good grub! While I'm still a vegetarian, I'm glad you're experimenting with insectivorianism, Dad. Wait, insector-what now? The grub shack, the food there is actual grubs. They're a nutritious and sustainable food source... Uuuuhhhh.... Dad, are you okay? The thought of it makes me sick, but the crispity-crunch makes me want more! Homer : Make Homer Get Some Grub Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : GrubShackLisa : Make Lisa Enjoy an Insectivorian Meal Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : GrubShack Reward: 100 and 10

Blue Collar

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: What is that thing? Is that molten metal?! This is an environmental disaster in progress! That's our new, er, iron processing plant. It's generated two whole jobs, beating my critics' projections by one hundred percent! All that noise and pollution for just two jobs? Actually one of the jobs is for a dog...but she supervises a genuine, fully paid, technician! That's right. I takes orders from a Border Collie. Cletus : Make Cletus Feed His Supervisor Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : Slaghold Reward: 100 and 10

Safe Power

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark: Sir, the reactor core is failing. We need to evacuate! Oh, calm down, you fluttering fancy. The core isn't in any danger. I sold off the radioactive material after the last time that nincompoop Simpson dropped a rod down his shirt. But, then how are we supplying the town with power? We're simply reselling the spare power those hippies and their fancy solar panels are generating. Now, get back to work and make it look like we're operating a dangerous nuclear facility! Make Plant Workers Work a Plant Shift Count : 3xTime : 8h, Location : PowerPlant(Homer ) Reward: 100 and 10

Gas Pipes

After tapping on Willy's exclamation mark: I heard you was lookin' for an outlaw musician? No instrument is more outlawed than the venerable bagpipes. Woah, man, that's not what I meant by outlaw. Too late, long haired laddie. Once a Scotsman unsheathes his bagpipes they cannae resheathed until ears have bled! Dude, now that's a jam I can get behind. Strap in and rock on, man! Job start dialog Hear me! Willy : Make Willie Play the Bagpipes of Wrath Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BagpipeBus Reward: 100 and 10

Bart of War

Bart of War Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Come on, Milhouse. We're late for gym class. I don't want to go, Bart. My head still stings from dodgeball last week. Today is floor hockey. It's a whole different kind of sting. Job start dialog This equipment sucks! This hockey stick is a banana taped to a broom handle! And the hockey puck smells weird. It's yesterday's cafeteria special – stuffed beef biscuit! Tell Willie when you're through playin'. He'll warm yer puck up for his dinner. Enddialog Skinner, you've gotta give us better hockey equipment! Sorry, Simpson. The budget is shot for the year. You'll have to purchase pucks yourself. No one tells me to go puck myself! This means war! Bart : Make Bart Attend Gym Class Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementaryMake Youngsters Attend Gym Class Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary(Milhouse Nelson Martin Ralph Erik JeremyJailbird WendellBorton ) Reward: 100 and 10

Bart of War Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: First, I'm going to need to do some reconnaissance. I know teachers, and I know they always spend school funds on something for themselves. I just need to sniff it out. Enddialog A new cappuccino maker, a 4k TV, and a massage chair!? They're blowing the whole school budget on teachers' lounge junk! Bart(GeneralBart) : Make General Bart Conduct Commando Raid Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward: 100 and 10

Bart of War Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Milhouse, get the division together. Okay, but there aren't many boys around… jock itch outbreak. Tough times demand tough decisions -- you'll have to get the girls, too. I have a hard time talking to girls. Imagine they're boys who smell good and tell them all to meet at the front of the school. Job start dialog Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid… but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators! And what is their lesson? Look out for yourself, at the expense of those you are responsible for. Bart(GeneralBart) : Make General Bart Rally the Troops Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementaryMilhouse : Make Milhouse Recruit Kids Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward: 100 and 10

Bart of War Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Alpha Unit, flood the gym. Bravo, egg the teachers' cars. Charlie, set off the sprinklers in the teachers' lounge. Milhouse, you're with me. Yes! What unit are we? The nuclear unit. Job start dialog All the junk you destroyed is covered by insurance, Simpson. You're only helping us get new things. Then you leave me no choice… Milhouse, time to go nuclear! *whines* Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class! And the gym floor ate my shorts! What? Not your trademark blue shorts?! I'll be taking this to the highest level! Enddialog SKIN-NNNER! Why am I being barraged with calls from parents bellyaching about the gym? Sir, it's difficult to maintain a proper environment for a physical education class. I noticed a lot of new contraptions in your teachers' lounge. Trade those in for new dodgeballs, football flags, or whatever these parents are griping about. I'll not have them interrupting my golf day. Yes, sir. Kids beat grown-ups once again! The battle is won, but the war of youth continues! Bart(GeneralBart) : Make General Bart Go to War Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward: 200 and 20

RubeTube

RubeTube Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Is that Pyro? Hey kiddo. How ‘bout an autograph? Not yours. Mine. I'll pass. What have you been up to? I'm in a competition for a trophy named Luann. Oh, hey Chase. We had some fun times… Fun, fun times… But I'm back with Kirk. Oh, man! Out Van Houten'd by a Kirk! Enddialog I need to be more than Luann's ex-lover. It's time I got back into the stunt business. Pyro : Make Pyro Figure Out What He'll Do Next Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BrownHouse Reward: 100 and 10

RubeTube Pt. 2

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark: Hey kid, how's the film business around here? Pretty dead. Television? If Krusty's the best show, you've got a problem. What do people watch!? Mostly ViewTube. Here, check out this guy. He makes top ten hits by GETTING hit. Enddialog Airbursts? Flash Pots? Gerbs? Pyrotechnics cost money. How can he afford these? He's sponsored and has tons of followers. He makes more money now then you ever did on TV. Bart : Make Bart Watch a ViewTube Top 10 With Pyro Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SimpsonHome, needs Pyro Reward: 100 and 10

RubeTube Pt. 3

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark: If any Joe Schmo can film falls, hits, and explosions like this, then I can! I spent years as a stuntman and television performer. There's a little more to it than just pointing a camera at yourself… Mmmm…doesn't look like it to me. One question though: Are cameras still as big as a toolbox and sit on your shoulder? Here, let's order you a NoPro. Pyro : Make Pyro Order a Modern Camera Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BrownHouse Reward: 100 and 10

RubeTube Pt. 4

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark: Hey Pyro-maniacs! Pyro here broadcasting my first video. I'm going to show you some classic stunts from my day. None of this snorting cinnamon or taking golf balls to the nards nonsense. No, these stunts could actually kill me! Are you ready to be thrilled!? The heat is on, so let's go! Pyro : Make Pyro Perform Stunts Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

RubeTube Pt. 5

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark: Okay, how do I get this into the tube webs? Let's check out what you got. *laughs hysterically* You've got the camera pointed at your face the whole time! All we see are your dippy facial expressions. You look like you're cleaning up barf and are about to blow chow yourself. I am definitely uploading this! NO! Enddialog I don't know how I can face my fans now. Pyro! You've got two million views already! And a puke sawdust company wants to sign you to a commercial series! Pyro is back! Bart : Make Bart Upload Embarrassing Video Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward: 200 and 20

Proper Prepping

Proper Prepping Pt. 1

After tapping on LindseyNaegle's exclamation mark: This is it: society has finally giving way to mankind's primal instincts. In these end times, you've either got a go bag, or a toe-tag. And I don't do open-toe footwear! Enddialog My go bag has gone south with mold. Everything is ruined! These Kwik-E-Mart Survival Bars say, “Good until 2030”. Apu, I've only had them for three days! “Good until 2030” is military time for 8:30 PM. It looks like you need to purchase more Survival Bars. LindseyNaegle(PrepperLindseyNaegle) : Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Get Her Go Bag Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : MarketingAgency Reward: 100 and 10

Proper Prepping Pt. 2

After tapping on LindseyNaegle's exclamation mark: I need to rebuild my entire go bag. I have to hurry before the chaos and destruction of life as we know it begins. Time for my favorite kind of shopping; rapid-fire shopping! LindseyNaegle(PrepperLindseyNaegle) : Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Shoot Around Town Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

Proper Prepping Pt. 3

After tapping on LindseyNaegle's exclamation mark: All right, I've got my energy bars, water purifiers, solar-powered radio, solar-powered toothbrush, solar-powered cooler, and solar-powered blender. Lindsey Naegle doesn't do any day, doomsday or otherwise, without a frozen sangria. I've just got to fit all that, my defensive weapons, and some clean underwear into this bag. LindseyNaegle(PrepperLindseyNaegle) : Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Pack Her Go Bag Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MarketingAgency Reward: 100 and 10

Proper Prepping Pt. 4

After tapping on LindseyNaegle's exclamation mark: It's go time! Oof, this is uh, heavy. I'll just use this tire jack to help it on. Good…to…go. Enddialog Okay, this isn't going to work. I'll just wait it out in the Marketing Agency penthouse. The paranoid CEO had it built to withstand a 99% chance of his overthrow. It did a pretty good job until he used the employees' restroom. That's where they always get you. LindseyNaegle(PrepperLindseyNaegle) : Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Bug Out Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward: 200 and 20

Growing Pains

Growing Pains Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Argh! The ultra-limited-edition Malibu Stacy Retro doll sold out online before it was even available! How can I show I'm cool and hip, like my classmates, without it? Lisa, that's the third online rage out you've had this week. Girls, pack your bags we're going “Outing”. I think you mean “on an outing”. I meant what I said. We're revisiting our Outlands home to get back to what's important in life. *happy squeal* Enddialog This place is disgusting. Sometimes disgusting can be fun! Did Marge Simpson just say that? Yes, she did! And look at Maggie -- so cute in just her diaper and spikey hair. *shifty eyes* Make Simpsons Girls Go “Outing” Count : 3xTime : 2h, Location : OutlandsSimpsonsHouse(Marge Lisa Maggie PresidentLisa Mona ) Reward: 100 and 10

Growing Pains Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: There's something disturbing about how easily Maggie “goes feral” whenever we're put in dangerous situations. “Goes feral”? Lisa, that is your sister! She just wrestled a honey badger, one of nature's most vicious animals, and scared it off. And why did she do it? To get you a nice burrow to sleep in tonight, that's why. It is a cozy burrow. Way to go, Mags. *shifty eyes* Maggie(OutlandsMaggie) : Make Outlands Maggie Embrace Feral Nature Count : 1xTime : 24h, Location : OutlandsSimpsonsHouse Reward: 100 and 10

Growing Pains Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mom, where's Maggie? After she shooed away all the animals, she stays outside all the time now. She's in the yard now. Probably looking for butterflies or ladybugs. *shifty eyes* Maggie(OutlandsMaggie) : Make Outlands Maggie Protect Her Territory Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward: 100 and 10

Growing Pains Pt. 4

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: *threatening stare* *threatening stare* Mom? Did you know there are other babies around here? They don't look too friendly. Well Maggie likes them and they seem to be having a good time playing with each other. Don't tell me you're jealous that Maggie has more friends than you? All right, I won't tell you that then. Enddialog My word! Maggie, how did you get up there? Oh, my sweet, non-speaking, wild child. That's it. Lisa, I'm sorry for dismissing your warnings. We're going home. *whispering* Good job, Sis. *wink* Maggie(OutlandsMaggie) : Make Outlands Maggie Improve Outlands Social Skills Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : OutlandsSimpsonsHouse Reward: 200 and 20

The Emperor's New Lows

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey barkeep, where's the beer I haven't asked for yet but was thinking about? Now where is it already? Listen Homer, I'm not some lowlife, minimum-wage booze slinger you can boss around. On second thought, I'm all of those things. You know, I think it's time for some confidence boosting over here. Time to break out the ol' Emperor getup from when I was running the town and remind people how I helped them through tough times. Moe : Make Moe Dig Up Emperor Moe Outfit Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : MoesTavern Reward: 100 and 10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 2

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Was this it? No, too highfalutin. Here we go. What'd you do, get a second job as a traffic cone? I'm going to go survey my kingdom, so I'm closin' up. I hope you're talking about your robe. ‘Cause your crown jewels are showing. Moe(EmperorMoe) : Make Emperor Moe Survey His Kingdom Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward: 100 and 10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Ugh, my kingdom is looking rough. Rats, roaches, and rubbish as far as the eye can see. And that's what I call the Clean District. It's time to give gunk and grime the bum's rush. I'll get my subjects to scrub out this stink hole. Job start dialog Subjects of Kwik-E-Mart! I decree that ye shall clean this joint up. Crazy talk from an abominable man in a bath robe? I better do as the gargoyle says, before he tries to eat my face. Moe(EmperorMoe) : Make Emperor Moe Speak to Businesses Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BusinessesVisitable Reward: 100 and 10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: All right, I gave all the businesses the business so that outta do it. Those places sure were givin' me a lot of weird looks though. I ain't the prettiest princess in the kingdom, but most of ‘em were just rude. Anyhoo… time to hear the exaltation of the people. Job start dialog Okay, who threw the Molotov cocktail? You trying to make me into a Flaming Moe? We hardly listen to Mayor Quimby, what makes you think we'd listen to you? Excuse me for trying to give this town some positive direction. Enddialog All right, maybe the people aren't ready for my leadership again. I was able to drain the dregs from all those booze bottles the haters tossed at me though! Time to go water it down and refill the royal coffers. Moe(EmperorMoe) : Make Emperor Moe Defend His Title Count : 1xTime : 1h Reward: 200 and 20

Hydration Ostentation

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 1

After tapping on Burns' exclamation mark: Smithers, is it snowing indoors? I am surrounded by white flakes. No, sir. It appears your skin is in a shed cycle. Ah, then it's time for a rejuvenation cycle. Now, which mansion did I hide Ponce de León's Fountain of Youth in again? Job start dialog Hmm, this isn't it. I'll just have to check all of them. Sometimes I think it's hardly worth having dozens of mansions. Burns : Make Burns Remember Where He Hid Fountain of Youth Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : BurnsManor Reward: 100 and 10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 2

After tapping on Burns' exclamation mark: Oh yes, silly me. It's the mansion covered in youthful water. Hidden in plain sight. Masterful deception, sir. Thank you. Now let's get my regeneration started. My hand has become translucent. I've always been able to see through to your soul, sir. Enddialog Hey, look at Burnsie. He looks radiant! Wow, nice, Mr. Burns. What's your secret? Discover it and you'll die! Burns : Make Burns Hydrate Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : WaterBaronBurnsMansion Reward: 100 and 10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 3

After tapping on Burns' exclamation mark: That's just splendid. Now every Thomas, Richard, and Harold are going to come knocking on my gate, asking for the secrets of eternal youth. You found it on your own, with minimum loss of life. So, they can, too! And it's not like I flaunt it in their faces. Although, I do like the sound of that. Burns(WaterBaronBurns) : Make Water Baron Burns Flaunt Hydration Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WaterBaronBurnsMansion Reward: 100 and 10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 4

After tapping on Burns' exclamation mark: Well, that was enjoyable. Indeed, wet and wild, sir. Grab that towel, will you? I am in need of serious blotting. Say no more, sir! I was born to blot. Burns(WaterBaronBurns) : Make Water Baron Burns Get Dried Off With Smithers Count : 1xTime : 2h, Location : WaterBaronBurnsMansion, needs Smithers Reward: 200 and 20

Bared in Bronze

Bart! Why is there a giant statue of you baring your... um- My butt? My tush? My keister? Sigh, I'd so hoped to protect you from those words. I've finally lost that battle. Sorry, but that battle was lost when I turned four. ---- Reward: 100 and 10

General Mischief

General Mischief Pt. 1

Okay babies, pull up your training pants and put down your baby bottles. He doesn't know how accurate that statement is. It's time to get serious. I need you all running drills until sundown. Now get to it! Job start dialog I must protest - I was born a lover not a fighter! Although I've done neither. My dad told me about his time in the army... I was expecting a preemptive dishonorable discharge like he got. I can't feel my hands. Which means I can be my own stranger-danger! Okay, forget running drills, there's no actual sundown in this town any way. Make Youngsters Train Until Sundown Count : 5xTime : 12h, Location : TrainingGrounds(Bart Milhouse Nelson Martin Ralph Erik JeremyJailbird WendellBorton ) Reward: 100 and 10

General Mischief Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Okay let's try this again. Pretend your parents sent you to bed but made the mistake of not turning on your baby monitors... Whee, I suddenly have so much energy! I'm getting away with stuff! NOW MOVE IT, MAGGOTS! Enddialog Milhouse, bedtime! *snores* Well, now we know what war is good for! Make Youngsters Train Until Sundown Count : 5xTime : 12h, Location : TrainingGrounds(Bart Milhouse Nelson Martin Ralph Erik JeremyJailbird WendellBorton ) Reward: 100 and 10

Outlands Gate

There, now that the gate's in place, no one will be able to get in without permission! Uh, Homer, how is that cruddy gate going to keep anyone out? It says, “keep out”, and everyone knows signs can't be disobeyed! Wait, what happened to my lunch last week then? I had a pretty clear note on it! I ate the note. Then I ate your lunch because there wasn't a note on it. ---- Reward: 100 and 10

Outlands Water Tower

There, finally we have a water tower. Wow, Homer, how are you getting the water up there? Well, I... D'oh! ---- Reward: 100 and 10

Damaged Jebediah Statue

Constantly repairing that statue is really starting to eat into my embezzlements... ---- Reward: 100 and 10

Ruined Lard Lad

YOU MANIACS! You blew up our finest citizen -- an innocent lad pushing lard! ---- Reward: 100 and 10

Snuggle Bug

Snuggle Bug Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Homie, I think I need to get away for a bit. Oh Marge, you and your wild goings on! What kind of scrape or bungle did you get yourself into this time? What? No! I just need a break from all the crazy things going on in this town. Maybe we could get away to somewhere romantic where we can... snuggle... Woo hoo! You said the "S" word! Job start dialog Uh...that's enough. My internet search history is now all 'snuggle locations'. Enddialog I found this great place called Snuggler's Cove! What did you find, Homie? What you found sounds much better than Hook-Up Hideaway! Homer : Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeMarge : Make Homer Research Snuggle Locations Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward: 100 and 10

Snuggle Bug Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ok, so what's Snuggler's Cove got that Sleepin' Ain't Cheatin's and Lay It Again Sam's doesn't? Well, it has wonderful views, emperor-size beds... The food, Marge, the food? Oh, well it has in-room catering... Take me, my body is ready! Job start dialog Oh this is just perfect, it's so nice to have a change of pace. I changed my pace...of eating! I'm never leaving bed for breakfast, lunch, or dinner again! Marge : Make Marge Check-in to Relaxation Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SnugglersCoveHomer : Make Homer Order in-Room Catering Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SnugglersCove Reward: 100 and 10

Snuggle Bug Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: So, Homie, now that we're here...I think I'm ready... For more food. Right. I'm on it. Well...I was thinking of something else... Oh! Woo hoo! I'm on that too! Enddialog Wow, that was intense, I don't think I could manage that again. Yeah, those bacon-wrapped, donut cheeseburgers are pretty intense! Homer : Make Homer Snuggle With Marge Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SnugglersCove, needs Marge Reward: 200 and 20