The Mansion Family/Quotes

Quotes

Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]

Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]

Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]

Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?

Doctor: Yes.

Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?

Doctor: Yes.

Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?

Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.

Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Homer: Are you friendly pirates?

Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.

Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.

Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.

Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits on the floor]