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| − | + | '''Homer's Brain''': This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past. | |
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| − | + | '''Homer''': Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. | |
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| − | + | '''Marge''': Oh, my God! | |
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| + | '''Homer's Brain''': No, the other secret! | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Marge, I never graduated from High School. | ||
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| + | '''Marge''': Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Bart''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up? | ||
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| + | '''Lisa''': Lois Sanborn. | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': Steve Bennett. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Bart''': Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing? | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Lisa's Brain''': Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'. | ||
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| + | '''Bart's Brain''': Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that! | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': Rock! | ||
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| + | '''Lisa''': Paper. | ||
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| + | '''Bart''': D'oh! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Grampa''': '' | + | '''Secretary''': Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode? |
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| + | '''Grampa''': Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person. | ||
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| + | '''Secretary''': I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson. | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': That's right. I did the Iggy. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | '''Homer''': I never passed Remedial Science 1A. | |
| − | + | '''Marge''': And you're a nuclear technician? | |
| − | + | '''Homer''': Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay. | |
| − | + | '''Marge''': What did you say? | |
| − | :''' | + | '''Homer''': I dunno. I flunked Latin, too. |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Grampa''': Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Not me! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Ned''': Knock that off, you two. It's time for church! | ||
| − | + | '''Rod''': We're not going to church today! | |
| − | + | '''Ned''': What? You give me one good reason! | |
| − | + | '''Todd''': It's Saturday. | |
| + | '''Ned''': Okely dokily-doo! | ||
| + | '''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false. | ||
| − | + | '''Homer''': True. | |
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| + | '''Dondelinger''': Homer, I was just describing the test. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Homer''': True. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': False. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Homer''': NOOOOOOOOOOO! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': This is not happening! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming? | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': Any stairs? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Just one. | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': Nuts to you. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Lisa''': Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants? | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': I don't know! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Homer''': Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer | ||
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| + | '''Homer's Brain''': It's a deal. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness. | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Will this be on the test? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Dondelinger''': No! | ||
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| + | '''Homer''': Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet) | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Bart''': What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Bart''': Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name. | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': You're making my tombstone!? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Bart''': I'll never watch an awards show again. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Homer''': I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | '''Homer''': What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 21:32, September 17, 2010
Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sanborn.
Bart: Steve Bennett.
Bart: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
Lisa's Brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
Bart's Brain: Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh!
Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.
Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
Homer: Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
Marge: What did you say?
Homer: I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
Grampa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!
Rod: We're not going to church today!
Ned: What? You give me one good reason!
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Okely dokily-doo!
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
Homer: This is not happening!
Roger Meyers, Jr: Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
Grampa: Any stairs?
Roger Meyers, Jr: Just one.
Grampa: Nuts to you.
Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: I don't know!
Homer: Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer's Brain: It's a deal.
Dondelinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
Homer: Will this be on the test?
Dondelinger: No!
Homer: Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)
Bart: What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?
Bart: I'll never watch an awards show again.
Homer: I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
Homer: What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
