Difference between revisions of "The Front/Quotes"
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:'''Homer's Brain''': OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret! | :'''Homer's Brain''': OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought that you were going to give as a wedding present! |
:''Marge gasps'' | :''Marge gasps'' | ||
:'''Homer's Brain''': Not that one! The other deep, dark secret! | :'''Homer's Brain''': Not that one! The other deep, dark secret! | ||
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:'''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot. | :'''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot. | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Female Choir''': Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders! |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Not me! | ||
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| + | :'''Female Choir''': Ned Flanders | ||
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| + | :'''Ned:''' Well boy's are you ready for church? | ||
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| + | :'''Todd:''' We're not going to church today! | ||
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| + | :'''Ned:''' And why-diddly not?! | ||
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| + | :'''Rod:''' It's Saturday! | ||
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| + | :'''Female Choir:'''''' '''Every one loves Ned Flanders! | ||
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Revision as of 12:08, August 29, 2010
- Homer's Brain: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
- Homer: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought that you were going to give as a wedding present!
- Marge gasps
- Homer's Brain: Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
- Homer: Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma.
- Marge: That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does.
- Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Female Choir: Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
- Homer: Not me!
- Female Choir: Ned Flanders
- Ned: Well boy's are you ready for church?
- Todd: We're not going to church today!
- Ned: And why-diddly not?!
- Rod: It's Saturday!
- 'Female Choir:' Every one loves Ned Flanders!
