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:'''Homer'''{talking to himself}: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
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:'''Homer'''{to Marge}: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show|Whacking Day}}
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:''Marge gasps''
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:'''Homer's Brain''': Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
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:'''Homer''': Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the neccesary credits for my diploma.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
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:'''Marge''': That still does not explain why you ate the soaps, actually, maybe it does.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, my God!
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} No, the other secret!
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:'''Grampa''': (''writing a letter'') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot.
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I never graduated from High School.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[writing a letter']'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Lois Sanborn.
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{{qf|Bart}} Steve Bennett.
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{{qf|Bart}} Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
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{{qf|Grampa}} I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
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{{qf|Lisa's Brain}} Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
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{{qf|Bart's Brain}} Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
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{{qf|Bart}} Rock!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Paper.
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{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
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{{qf|Secretary}} Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
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{{qf|Grampa}} Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
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{{qf|Secretary}} I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
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{{qf|Grampa}} That's right. I did the Iggy.
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{{qf|Homer}} I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
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{{qf|Marge}} And you're a nuclear technician?
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
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{{qf|Marge}} What did you say?
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{{qf|Homer}} I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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{{qf|Singers}} Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
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{{qf|Homer}} Not me!
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{{qf|Singers}} Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!
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{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} We're not going to church today!
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{{qf|Ned}} What? You give me one good reason!
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} It's Saturday.
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{{qf|Ned}} Okely dokily-doo!
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{{qf|Singers}} Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
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{{qf|[[Dondelinger]]}} Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
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{{qf|Homer}} True.
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} Homer, I was just describing the test.
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{{qf|Homer}} True.
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
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{{qf|Homer}} False.
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
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{{qf|Homer}} NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
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{{qf|Homer}} This is not happening!
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{{qf|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
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{{qf|Grampa}} Any stairs?
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{{qf|Roger Meyers, Jr.}} Just one.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Nuts to you.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
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{{qf|Grampa}} I don't know!
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{{qf|Homer}} Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} It's a deal.
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
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{{qf|Homer}} Will this be on the test?
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{{qf|Dondelinger}} No!
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{{qf|Homer}} Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)
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{{qf|Bart}} What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
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{{qf|Grampa}} You're making my tombstone!?
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{{qf|Bart}} I'll never watch an awards show again.
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{{qf|Homer}} I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
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{{qf|Homer}} What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
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{{Season 4|Q}}
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Latest revision as of 10:04, March 13, 2022


Season 4 Episode Quotes
← 077 "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
078
"The Front"
"Whacking Day" 079 →


Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
Grampa: [writing a letter'] Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sanborn.
Bart: Steve Bennett.
Bart: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
Lisa's Brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
Bart's Brain: Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh!
Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.
Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
Homer: Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
Marge: What did you say?
Homer: I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
Grampa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Homer: Not me!
Singers: Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned Flanders: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!
Rod Flanders: We're not going to church today!
Ned: What? You give me one good reason!
Todd Flanders: It's Saturday.
Ned: Okely dokily-doo!
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
Homer: This is not happening!
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
Grampa: Any stairs?
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Just one.
Grampa: Nuts to you.
Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: I don't know!
Homer: Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer's Brain: It's a deal.
Dondelinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
Homer: Will this be on the test?
Dondelinger: No!
Homer: Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)
Bart: What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?
Bart: I'll never watch an awards show again.
Homer: I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
Homer: What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty • A Streetcar Named Marge • Homer the Heretic • Lisa the Beauty Queen • Treehouse of Horror III • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie • Marge Gets a Job • New Kid on the Block • Mr. Plow • Lisa's First Word • Homer's Triple Bypass • Marge vs. the Monorail • Selma's Choice • Brother from the Same Planet • I Love Lisa • Duffless • Last Exit to Springfield • So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show • The Front • Whacking Day • Marge in Chains • Krusty Gets Kancelled
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