Difference between revisions of "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Homer''': Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. (Steps on destroyed car boot) D'oh! | + | :'''Homer''': Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. (''Steps on destroyed car boot'') D'oh! |
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:'''Bart''': That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice? | :'''Bart''': That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice? | ||
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:'''Marge''': I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself. | :'''Marge''': I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': (Building a car out of a mattress) Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts. | + | :'''Homer''': (''Building a car out of a mattress'') Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts. |
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:'''Homer''': New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes. | :'''Homer''': New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes. | ||
Revision as of 16:54, September 7, 2010
- (After Homer destroys the car boot)
- Homer: Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. (Steps on destroyed car boot) D'oh!
- Bart: That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice?
- Lisa: I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms!
- Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00.
- Homer: Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!
- Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself.
- Homer: (Building a car out of a mattress) Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.
- Homer: New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.
- Barney: I can't drink. I'm the designated driver.
- Duffman: Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?!
- Homer: Awright New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! (throws his wallet into the fireplace)
- Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures were in there!
- Homer: Don't you start!
- Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
- Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
- Lisa: Mom, are those rabbits dead?
- Marge: No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down…and inside out.
- Lisa: Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you.
- Bums: OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon.
- (Homer looks at the letter saying that he has to go to new york and gasps)
- Homer:DO'H! (Camera zooms out as the do'h echos)
