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=== "Dr. Zaius" === | === "Dr. Zaius" === | ||
| − | :'''Chimpanzee 1''' | + | :'''Chimpanzee 1:''' |
:Help, the human's about to escape! | :Help, the human's about to escape! | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! | :Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! | ||
| − | :'''Chimpanzee 2''' | + | :'''Chimpanzee 2:''' |
:(''gasps'') He can talk! | :(''gasps'') He can talk! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutans''' | + | :'''Orangutans:''' |
:He can talk! He can talk! | :He can talk! He can talk! | ||
:He can talk! He can talk! | :He can talk! He can talk! | ||
:He can talk! He can talk! | :He can talk! He can talk! | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:I can siiiiiiiing! | :I can siiiiiiiing! | ||
| − | :'''Chimp Nurse''' | + | :'''Chimp Nurse:''' |
:Ooh, help me, [[Dr. Zaius]]! | :Ooh, help me, [[Dr. Zaius]]! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutans''' | + | :'''Orangutans:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius! | :Oh, Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutan 1''' | + | :'''Orangutan 1:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:What's wrong with me? | :What's wrong with me? | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Zaius''' | + | :'''Dr. Zaius:''' |
:I think you're crazy. | :I think you're crazy. | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:Want a second opinion. | :Want a second opinion. | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Zaius''' | + | :'''Dr. Zaius:''' |
:You're also lazy. | :You're also lazy. | ||
| − | :'''Orangutans''' | + | :'''Orangutans:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius! | :Oh, Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutan 1''' | + | :'''Orangutan 1:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:Can I play the piano anymore? | :Can I play the piano anymore? | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Zaius''' | + | :'''Dr. Zaius:''' |
:Of course you can. | :Of course you can. | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:Well, I couldn't before. | :Well, I couldn't before. | ||
:(''plays the piano'') | :(''plays the piano'') | ||
| − | :'''Orangutans''' | + | :'''Orangutans:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius! | :Oh, Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutan 1''' | + | :'''Orangutan 1:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''Orangutans''' | + | :'''Orangutans:''' |
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | :Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! | ||
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius! | :Oh, Dr. Zaius! | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''This play has everything.'' | :''This play has everything.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:''Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.'' | :''Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.'' | ||
=== "Chimpan A to Chimpan Z" === | === "Chimpan A to Chimpan Z" === | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:I hate every ape I see | :I hate every ape I see | ||
:From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, | :From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, | ||
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:You finally made a monkey... | :You finally made a monkey... | ||
| − | :'''Ape''' | + | :'''Ape:''' |
:Yes we finally made a monkey... | :Yes we finally made a monkey... | ||
| − | :'''Troy and Apes''' | + | :'''Troy and Apes:''' |
:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me! | :Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me! | ||
| − | :'''Troy''' | + | :'''Troy:''' |
:''I love you, Dr. Zaius!'' | :''I love you, Dr. Zaius!'' | ||
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:''Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!'' | :''Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Selma]]''' | + | :'''[[Selma]]:''' |
:''Oh.'' | :''Oh.'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''Down in front!'' | :''Down in front!'' | ||
Revision as of 10:38, October 8, 2019
Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off
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Song Information
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Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off is a musical version of the movie Planet of the Apes starring Troy McClure in the Charlton Heston role.
Contents
History
Troy McClure starred in the musical.[1]
A sign for the musical was seen on a beach.[2]
Lyrics
"Dr. Zaius"
- Chimpanzee 1:
- Help, the human's about to escape!
- Troy:
- Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
- Chimpanzee 2:
- (gasps) He can talk!
- Orangutans:
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- Troy:
- I can siiiiiiiing!
- Chimp Nurse:
- Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- What's wrong with me?
- Dr. Zaius:
- I think you're crazy.
- Troy:
- Want a second opinion.
- Dr. Zaius:
- You're also lazy.
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- Can I play the piano anymore?
- Dr. Zaius:
- Of course you can.
- Troy:
- Well, I couldn't before.
- (plays the piano)
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Bart:
- This play has everything.
- Homer:
- Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.
"Chimpan A to Chimpan Z"
- Troy:
- I hate every ape I see
- From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
- No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
- Oh, my God, I was wrong,
- It was Earth all along.
- You finally made a monkey...
- Ape:
- Yes we finally made a monkey...
- Troy and Apes:
- Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
- Troy:
- I love you, Dr. Zaius!
- (applause)
- Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
- Selma:
- Oh.
- Homer:
- Down in front!
Behind the Laughter
The title of the musical is a parody of the musical Stop the World - I Want to Get Off! The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Jack Barth.
It is the twenty-seventh track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield and the track is a medley of the songs "Troy Chic" (0:18) "Stop the Planet of the Apes" (0:10) "Dr. Zaius" (1:22) "Chimpan A to Chimpan Z" (1:15).
Appearances
Episode – "A Fish Called Selma" 
Couch gag – "Planet of the Couches" (sign)
