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'''Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off''' is a fictional musical version of the movie ''Planet of the Apes'' starring [[Troy McClure]] in the Charlton Heston role in the episode [[A Fish Called Selma]].  The title of the musical is a parody of the musical ''Stop the World - I Want to Get Off!''  The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Madonna.  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Jack Barth]].  It is the twenty-seventh track on the album [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]].
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{{Troy McClure film
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|image = [[File:Planetoftheapesmusical.png|250px]]
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|type = Viewed
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|media = play
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|genre = Musical
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|alsomentioned =
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|appearance = "[[A Fish Called Selma]]"
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}}
  
==Intro==
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'''''Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off''''' is a musical version of the movie ''Planet of the Apes'' starring [[Troy McClure]] in the [[Charlton Heston]] role.
:(''phone rings'')
 
  
:'''[[MacArthur Parker]]''':
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== History ==
:''Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...''Planet of the Apes''?''
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After [[Troy McClure]] got married to [[Selma]], he started getting offers for projects. One of them was the role of the human in ''Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off''. Upon hearing this, Troy said that it was the role he was born to play and accepted it.
  
:'''Troy''':
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Selma, [[Patty]] and the [[Simpson family]] went to [[Capital City]] to watch the musical. After it ended, an out of breath Troy brought attention to Selma, thanking her for reigniting his career.<ref>"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"</ref>
:''Eh, the movie or the planet?''
 
  
:'''MacArthur Parker''':
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A sign for the musical was seen on a beach.<ref>"[[Planet of the Couches]]"</ref>
:''The brand new multi-million dollar musical!  And you are starring...as the human.''
 
  
:'''Troy''':
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== Songs ==
:''It's the part I was born to play, baby!''
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Songs in the musical include "{{ap|Dr. Zaius|song}}" and "[[Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z]]".
  
==Dr. Zaius==
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== Appearances ==
:'''Chimpanzee 1''':
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*{{ep|A Fish Called Selma}}
:Help, the human's about to escape!
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*{{cg|Planet of the Couches|Planet of the Couches|(sign)}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons Road Rage|(advertisement)}}
  
:'''Troy''':
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== References ==
:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
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{{Reflist}}
  
:'''Chimpanzee 2''':
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{{Troy McClure Films}}
:(''gasps'') He can talk!
 
  
:'''Orangutans''':
 
:He can talk! He can talk!
 
:He can talk! He can talk!
 
:He can talk! He can talk!
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:I can siiiiiiiing!
 
 
:'''Chimp Nurse''':
 
:Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Orangutans''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Orangutan 1''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:What's wrong with me?
 
 
:'''Dr. Zaius''':
 
:I think you're crazy.
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:Want a second opinion.
 
 
:'''Dr. Zaius''':
 
:You're also lazy.
 
 
:'''Orangutans''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Orangutan 1''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:Can I play the piano anymore?
 
 
:'''Dr. Zaius''':
 
:Of course you can.
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:Well, I couldn't before.
 
:(''plays the piano'')
 
 
:'''Orangutans''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Orangutan 1''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''Orangutans''':
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
 
 
:'''[[Bart]]''':
 
:''This play has everything.''
 
 
:'''[[Homer]]''':
 
:''Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.''
 
 
==Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z==
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:I hate every ape I see
 
:From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
 
:No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
 
 
:Oh, my God, I was wrong,
 
:It was Earth all along.
 
:You finally made a monkey...
 
 
:'''Ape''':
 
:Yes we finally made a monkey...
 
 
:'''Troy and Apes''':
 
:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
 
 
:'''Troy''':
 
:''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''
 
 
:(''applause'')
 
 
:''Thank you!  It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma!  Take a bow, sugarbeet!''
 
 
:'''[[Selma]]''':
 
:''Oh.''
 
 
:'''Homer''':
 
:''Down in front!''
 
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Parody songs]]
 
 
[[Category:Musicals]]
 
[[Category:Musicals]]

Latest revision as of 17:45, December 31, 2021

Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off
Planetoftheapesmusical.png
Troy McClure Media Information
Type: Viewed
Genre: Musical
Media: Play
Starring: Troy McClure
Country of Origin: USA
Appearance: "A Fish Called Selma"


Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off is a musical version of the movie Planet of the Apes starring Troy McClure in the Charlton Heston role.

History[edit]

After Troy McClure got married to Selma, he started getting offers for projects. One of them was the role of the human in Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. Upon hearing this, Troy said that it was the role he was born to play and accepted it.

Selma, Patty and the Simpson family went to Capital City to watch the musical. After it ended, an out of breath Troy brought attention to Selma, thanking her for reigniting his career.[1]

A sign for the musical was seen on a beach.[2]

Songs[edit]

Songs in the musical include "Dr. Zaius" and "Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z".

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]