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"Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" is the twenty-second episode of Season 13. It first aired on May 22, 2002. The episode was written by Dana Gould and directed by Pete Michels. Joe Mantegna reprises his role as Fat Tony.

Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands and becomes a policeman.

Plot

During a scorching heatwave, Homer plugs in a singing/dancing Santa to try and make the family feel cooler. This action causes all of Springfield to experience a blackout, as the Nuclear Power Plant is unable to cope with so many appliances demanding power at once. Lenny and Carl spark off a massive looting spree after crashing their cars into each other - then a store window - whilst talking to each other on their cell-phones. The Simpsons set-up chairs on their roof to watch the thievery, and wait for the police to arrive. After accidentally letting slip to the crowds that the police are not prepared to use force the mob starts to smash up the police car.

Later, when Homer tracks down the thief of Lisa's dolls, and saves Apu from being robbed and shot - again, he decides to start up a security company, Springshield, to protect the town, as the police are now a joke to everybody. Homer enlists Lenny and Carl to be his partners-in-law. When Mayor Quimby discovers Chief Wiggum trying to shoot a pinata with a shotgun he turns all of the town's police duties over Homer and Springshield.

Later still, Springshield busts 'Fat' Tony after he sells weasels stuck with cotton-balls and sells them as "Toy Poodles". 'Fat' Tony then vows, over the radio, that he and his associates will gun Homer down if he doesn't skip town by noon the next day.

Homer asks for church-goers to stand and fight with him, but none - except Flanders, who Homer tells to "Shut Up" - will. Lenny and Carl lock themselves in a police cell as they too will not help.

Meanwhile, 'Fat' Tony is meeting with his associates. They travel to the Simpsons house - Sopranos style - and demand for Homer to come out. Just as the Mafia draw, gun-shots ring out and 'Fat' Tony, and two others, drop their guns. More shots ring out and the rest of the gang fall down, injured.

Homer swears to give his badge to the next guy he sees, Wiggum appears and takes the badge, claming this is how he got the job the first time. Marge thanks Wiggum for saving Homer, but he says it wasn't him. Homer states that he must have a guardian angel (with a rifle).

We move to Maggie's bedroom, and see she is holding a rifle but quickly hides it between her two matresses as Homer and Marge come to check on her. They think she is napping, and thinking of the time she shot Mr Burns. "She's like Clark Kent, when there's excitement, she's nowhere to be seen," says Homer. He pulls the blanket over Maggie and leaves. Maggie then opens her eyes and gives a grin to the 'camera'.

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge