Difference between revisions of "Marge Simpson Living/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} No job. No paycheck. No beer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But we're friends, Moe! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Only when your tab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're employed! | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Awww... | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Here we go again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What's that supposed to mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Who is this really? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} This is Homer, right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} Who is this Homah? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} I love you so much, Homie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Back at ya, Marge. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} I am telling you this is really me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What did I do know? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} Who is his Homah? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As I did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you.... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Back to the status quo! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} And everyone's happy! | |
Revision as of 10:59, May 13, 2021
- Homer: I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
- Moe Szyslak: No job. No paycheck. No beer.
- Homer: But we're friends, Moe!
- Moe: Only when your tab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're employed!
- Homer: Awww...
- Homer: Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
- Marge: Here we go again.
- Homer: What's that supposed to mean?
- Marge: You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.
- Lisa: Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
- Marge: I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
- Lisa: Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.
- Marge: Who is this really?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
- Marge: This is Homer, right?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is this Homah?
- Marge: Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: I love you so much, Homie.
- Homer: Back at ya, Marge.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you this is really me!
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: What did I do know?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is his Homah?
- Marge: I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As I did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....
- Homer: Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
- Bart: Back to the status quo!
- Lisa: And everyone's happy!
