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:'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. | :'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. | ||
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:'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. | :'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, blindy, have a nice trip! | ||
| + | :''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh! | ||
| + | :'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!! | ||
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:'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. | :'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. | ||
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)'' | :''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)'' | ||
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:''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)'' | :''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)'' | ||
:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... | :'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... | ||
:''(looks at his fists)'' | :''(looks at his fists)'' | ||
| − | :...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! | + | :...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! |
:''(Willie starts to beat Homer)'' | :''(Willie starts to beat Homer)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | :'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | ||
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:'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY. | :'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY? | ||
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:'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one? | :'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one? | ||
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Revision as of 01:08, January 29, 2010
- (Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
- Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
- Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
- Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
- Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
- (Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)
- Ralph: Aaahh!
- Nelson: Ha-ha!!
- Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
- (Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
- Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
- (Bart looks at Homer)
- Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
- Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
- (Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
- Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
- (looks at his fists)
- ...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
- (Willie starts to beat Homer)
- Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
- Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
- Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
- Lisa: What's DMY?
- Alex: Don't mess yourself.
- Lisa: Eeew!
- Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
- Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?
