It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge/Quotes

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Marge: Becky, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family.

Becky: Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn't have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, "Later!"

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Bart: The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out!

Homer: I hear she mates with men, then eats them!

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Homer: What are these things in the mashed potatoes?

Becky: That's the skins. I left them on.

Marge: Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos…

Homer: No! Oh Becky…your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, God!

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Bart: So, any words for the bride and groom?

Skinner: Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate.

Bart: You don't seem to be trying very hard.

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Bart: Otto, a red traffic light means what?

Otto: No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony!