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| − | :'''Captain McCallister''': (To Apu) Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes! | + | :'''Captain McCallister''': ''(To Apu)'' "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!" |
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| − | :'''Bart''': And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing. | + | :'''Bart''': "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting! | + | :'''Homer''': "Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!" |
| − | :'''Skywriter''': I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code! | + | :'''Skywriter''': "I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!" |
| − | :'''Homer''': I am so sick of that damn code! | + | :'''Homer''': "I am so sick of that damn code!" |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. | + | :'''Homer''': "Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio." |
| − | :'''Elton''': Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. (produces one from nowhere) | + | :'''Elton''': "Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy." ''(produces one from nowhere)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Uh … (throws it in a garbage can) | + | :'''Homer''': "Uh … "''(throws it in a garbage can)'' |
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| − | :'''Ned''': Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love? | + | :'''Ned''': "Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk. | + | :'''Homer''':" I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': This Valentine's crap has gone too far! | + | :'''Homer''': "This Valentine's crap has gone too far!" |
| − | :'''Male Crowd''': Yeah | + | :'''Male Crowd''': "Yeah" |
| − | :'''Skinner''': Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers. | + | :'''Skinner''': "Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers." |
| − | :'''Sideshow Mel''': My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts! | + | :'''Sideshow Mel''': "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!" |
| − | :'''Moe''': The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet. | + | :'''Moe''': "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet." |
| − | :'''Barney''': Aw, Moe. That's too far | + | :'''Barney''': "Aw, Moe. That's too far" |
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Revision as of 07:40, June 20, 2010
- Captain McCallister: (To Apu) "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!"
- Bart: "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing."
- Homer: "Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!"
- Skywriter: "I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!"
- Homer: "I am so sick of that damn code!"
- Homer: "Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio."
- Elton: "Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy." (produces one from nowhere)
- Homer: "Uh … "(throws it in a garbage can)
- Ned: "Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?"
- Homer:" I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk."
- Homer: "This Valentine's crap has gone too far!"
- Male Crowd: "Yeah"
- Skinner: "Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers."
- Sideshow Mel: "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!"
- Moe: "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet."
- Barney: "Aw, Moe. That's too far"
