Fear of Flying/Quotes

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Quotes

Pilot: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?"

Homer: "Yes."

Pilot: "Ha-ha. You fly boys crack me up."

Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!"

Pilot: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"

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Homer: "Bart, where's my wallet?"

(Bart pulls Homer's wallet out of his own pocket)

Bart: "Right here, Dad!"

Homer: "Thank you!"

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Homer: " (Gasps) Oh my God! This man is my exact double! (Gasps) That dog has a puffy tail!

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Norm: "Woody, gimme a beer."

Woody: "I think you had enough, Mr.Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home anymore."

Norm: "Just gimme another beer, you brain dead hick! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!"