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(Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)

Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"

Box factory

Factory owner: ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.

Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?

Factory owner: No.

Milhouse: Will they ever?

Factory owner: No, these particular boxes are for shipping nails. Any other questions?

Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?

Factory owner Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.

Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?

Factory owner: No.

Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?

Factory owner: No, that has never happened.

Bart: Any popped eyeballs?

Factory owner: I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.

Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."

Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"

Bart: "Ay caramba!"

Marge: ""Hmm..."

Maggie sucks on her pacifier.

Flanders: "Hi-diddly-ho!"

Barney belches

Nelson: "Ha Ha!"

Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"

Everyone stares at Lisa.

Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."

Silence after she has left.

Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"

Director: Action!

'Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end

Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...

'Bumblebee Man breaks character

'Director comes on stage

Bumblebee Man{natural voice}: Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.

Director: What's the matter lad?

Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.

Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?

Bumblebee Man: I love it!

'Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume

Director: Action!

Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end

Bumblebee Man: Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande!

Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."

Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

(Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)

Gate Guard: Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy?

Bart: Yeah.

Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)

Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart

Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.

Krabappel: We better call his parents.

Simpson residence. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.

Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops

Box factory

Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home. I'll call his father.

SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel

Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels

Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!

Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat

Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, a box!!