Bart's prank calls

Bart's prank calls is when Bart, and occasionally other people, have prank called someone.

Moe is the frequent target of Bart Simpson's prank phone calls. Bart would call Moe's Tavern and ask for an individual by his or her name. Unbeknownst to Moe, the name was a double entendre. When Moe would call aloud the individual's name (always in the context that makes the double entendre funny.

Calls

Name	Meaning	Notes
Amanda Hugginkiss	A man to hug and kiss	Bart then "admitted" that he was Jimbo Jones, the one who pranked him, and lived at 1054 Evergreen Terrace in order to ruin Jimbo's date with Laura Powers, as he felt he wasn't suitable for her.
Ivana Tinkle	I wanna tinkle	Laura Powers does this one, with help from Bart
Hugh Jass	Huge ass	Backfired due to the coincidence of there actually being a person named "Hugh Jass" in the bar at the time.
Anita Bath	I need a Bath (Role-call)	(Role call)
I.P. Freely	I pee freely	This prank was later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a call to Kent Brockman about a fight in Springfield involving a giant lizard, which Brockman uttered on the air.
Jacques Strap	Jock Strap
Al Koholic	Alcoholic	Can also be spelled Al Caholic. Also the show's first prank call.
Oliver Clothsoff	All of her clothes off
Seymour Butz	See more butts
Homer Sexual	Homosexual	Done when he was supposed to call Homer Simpson from the Principal's Office.
Mike Rotch	My Crotch
Bea O'Problem	BO Problem
Ivana Tinkle	I wanna tinkle
Haywood U. Cuddleme	Hey, would you cuddle me	This prank was made by a telegram.
	I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Eura Snotball	You're a Snotball	This was actually attempted by Homer, which back fired when Moe repeated the name into the telephone.
Ollie Tabooger	I'll eat a Booger
Ahmed Adoudi	I made a doodie	This was actually made to Jack Bauer.
Maya Normousbutt	My Enormous Butt	This was with Bart's cell phone call to Hawaii.
Drew P. Wiener	Droopy Weiner	This was with Bart's cell phone call to Australia
Olav Myfriendsaregay	All of my friends are gay	This was with Bart's cell phone call to Sweden.
Maya Buttreeks	My Butt reeks	(Role Call)

Aftermath

After each prank has been done Moe realizes that it's actually a prank and ends up giving the caller threats like:

• "It's you, isn't you cowardly little runt when I get a hold of you I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood"
• "I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt"
• "Listen to me you when I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eye's and shove'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you okay, then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat"
• "When I get a hold of you I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains"
• "Listen to me you little scum sucking puss bucket when I get my hands on you I'm gonna pull out your eye's with a cork screw"
• "You rotten little punk If I ever get a hold of you I'll stick my teeth in to your cheek and rip your face off"

and more.

On Spring Break, Homer does a Moe impression after his attempt at pranking Moe backfired when Moe repeated the name back to him. "If I find out who this is, I'll stick an American Flag up your butt, and mail you to Iran."