24 Hours in the Life of Ralph Wiggum

24 Hours In The Life Of Ralph Wiggum is a comic story in the comic book The Best of Bart Simpson 3 and Bart Simpson Comics 6, which follows the life of Ralph Wiggum for one day.

Plot and Events

It follows the life of Ralph Wiggum for one whole day.

• 6:14 AM: Ralph wakes up and says "Ohhh, What a Nightmare".
• 6:29 AM: Ralph cleans his teeth with Fryin' Dutchman Brand Anchovy Paste.
• 6:54 AM: Ralph's trousers rip.
• 7:15 AM: All of the Wiggum family are at the table having breakfast. Ralph puts doughnuts on 'Officer Puppy's' tail.
• 7:33 AM: Clancy says bye to Ralph.
• 7:37 AM: Ralph spots a pink toilet seat in a trash can.
• 7:49 AM: Ralph spots a cat and says he is a flying saucer.
• 8:02 AM: Ralph spots people digging in the grounds and announces "I like to dig too!". He then picks his nose.
• 8:14 AM: Ralph passes the Superfly Glue-Works and he says it smells like old horsies.
• 8:23 AM: Ralph reads posters on a fence and says "But, my name's not "Bill"..."
• 8:30 AM: Ralph arrives at school and tells Lisa what he had for breakfast. Lisa replies saying "I think you've got a big doughnut around your neck".
• 8:57 AM: Miss Hoover asks Ralph to answer a question about trains and he says "But I like both choo-choos".
• 9:32 AM: Miss Hoover asks the class where they live, but only Ralph points to the Moon.
• 10:43 AM: Everyone is about to throw a red ball at Ralph's stomach.
• 11:22 AM: Miss Hoover gives Ralph a paper with a question mark written on it. Ralph is confused if it is a bad or a good grade.
• 12:47 PM: Everyone wants to trade lunches and Ralph got a jar of paste.
• 2:31 PM: Ralph falls asleep and dreams that a tree is going to cut him up into logs.
• 3:05 PM: Ralph leaves school stating his brain hurts.
• 3:12 PM: Ralph goes on a Poochie ride.
• 3:28 PM: Ralph slaps red paint all over a sign.
• 4:07 PM: Ralph leads a parade through Mulberry Street.
• 4:19 PM: Ralph visits Litters O' Critters Pet Shop, to see his future goldfish, Goldie.
• 4:31 PM: Ralph goes to the Springfield Video Arcade and states the water fountain is the "bestest video game ever".
• 4:46 PM: Ralph arrives home stating "Do I live here? If I don't that doggie looks awfully familiar".
• 5:53 PM: Ralph puts fish food in Goldie's future fish bowl.
• 6:15 PM: Ralph states that homework is hard and it is harder than remembering to breathe.
• 6:57 PM: Ralph sits at the table ready to eat dinner and his mum asks what happening to Ralph that day.
• 7:22 PM: Ralph and Clancy are sitting in the living room watching the Car-Chase Network and Ralph asks if he can watch the Cartoon Channel. Clancy says no as he cannot stand the "Road-Runner" Cartoons.
• 8:24 PM: Ralph is in the bath stating he's shriveling into a big old prune and hopes his dad does not put him in a Danish Pastry.
• 8:42 PM: Ralph forgets where his head goes into on his pyjamas.
• 8:53 PM: Ralph's parents say good night to Ralph.
• 9:06 PM: Ralph claps to help him get to sleep.
• 9:07 PM: Ralph falls asleep and dreams about the events that happened that day: Ripping his trousers, A toilet seat round his neck, Everyone about to throw red balls to his stomach, Riding on Poochie and he in the bath.
• The Next Day: 6:14 AM: Ralph states again "Ohhh, What a Nightmare".