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The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special Teaser content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay

Crazy Cat Sleigh

After the user logs in on November 28th:
If activated during the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale: After completing Claws Out Pt. 4:
Cletus Ms. Claws just flew into town on her Cat Sleigh! The Hissmass season is here! Anxious Hissmass to all!
Homer Nobody look the yokel in the eye. If we don't engage, he'll wander off.
Moe What are you blabbering about, hillbilly? It's called Christmas, and it's Mister Claus what drives the sleigh!
Homer Moe! Ignore him!
Cletus I means what I says. Every Hissmass, Ms. Claws arrives on her magical sleigh pulled by eight ornery cats.
Cletus She gives catnip to the good girls and boys, and claws the bad ones in the face.
Homer That's the dumbest story I ever heard. Besides, those adorable kitties don't look so bad to me...
Cletus I wouldn't do that if'n I was you...
If the quest was done during the Teaser: Task: Place the Crazy Cat Sleigh
Task: Make Homer Provoke Cats (4h, Crazy Cat Sleigh)
Homer *ow* That cat clawed my face. And on Hissmass, too!
Moe It happened just like the illiterate drunkard predicted! Homer IS a bad human being, and the mean cat DID claw his face!
Moe Hissmass is real! Them's magical flying cats!
Cletus They's famous too! Like in that poem: "The Fearful Moments Before Hissmass" - "On Scratcher, on Ugly, on One-eye, and Grumpy! On Awful, and Sulky, and Bloodshed, and Dumpy!"
Cletus "Now scratch away, claw away, bite away all!" Anxious Hissmass, Everyone!
System Message No matter if you've been naughty or nice, Ms. Claws is here to wish you a meowy Hissmass. Get her in the store now!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium gameplay

Claws Out

Claws Out Pt. 1

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *hisssss*
Lisa Ms. Abernathy? Is that you? Why are you dressed up like Santa?
Cletus Careful, little one! That there is Ms. Claws. You be nice or them felines will take your eye!
Lisa Okay, I'm game. Who, or what, is Ms. Claws?
Task: Make Cletus Tell the Story of Ms. Claws (4h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Cletus Every year at Hissmasstime, Ms. Claws leaves her secret shack at the West Pole and flies around the world, spreading anxiety and unease.
Cletus She gives catnip to the good girls and boys, and claws the bad ones right in the face!
Lisa And who makes the catnip? Does she have elves, like Santa?
Cletus No. Orcs. A big pile of 'em. High as a mountain. The orc pile spends all year making catnip, then they spend Hissmass Day in furious breeding.
Cletus It's perfectly logical, when you thinks about it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claws Out Pt. 2

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *purrr*
Lisa So where is Mr. Claws while all this is happening?
Cletus Guarding the homestead. Mr. Claws sits on the porch, shotgun in his lap, ready to blast Santa Claus if'n he starts any mischief.
Cletus The Clauses and the Clawses have been feudin' for years. Santa and his kin got sore at the Clawses over a land deal what went bad.
Cletus Whole generations of Clauses and Clawses have been wiped out. And there's nothin' the Sheriff of Holiday County can do about it, if he values his skin.
Lisa What a beautiful holiday tale.
Task: Make Ms. Claws Make Cats Festive (8h)
Lisa Aw. So cute! Seeing those cats so festive makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Cletus Don't let your guard down on Hissmass, or you'll be face-scratched for sure!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claws Out Pt. 3

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *rowr*?
Lisa What is she asking me?
Cletus Ms. Claws is askin' if'n you've been good or bad. Whether she's gonna leave you with some nice catnip, or with face welts that never heal.
Lisa I'm scared.
Cletus Now yer gettin' in the Hissmass spirit!
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *purrr*
Task: Make Ms. Claws Give Out Catnip (1h, Simpson House or Springfield Elementary or Flanders House)
Lisa Phew. Thanks for the catnip, Ms. Claws! Anxious Hissmass to you!
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *hands Flanders catnip*
Ned Why, thank you, Crazy Cat Lady-arino!
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *hands Marge catnip*
Marge Is it Hissmass already? The year just flew by!
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *hands Moe catnip*
Moe If I'm on the "Good" list, you seriously need to rework your scoring system.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claws Out Pt. 4

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *licks hands contentedly*
Lisa Wow! I guess Springfield is just packed with "Good" people. It seems like everyone is getting catnip this year.
Cletus Naw, Ms. Claws just likes to do all the "Bad" folk at once. Cats scratch better when they work themselves into a frenzy.
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *gutteral growling sound*
Cletus Here it comes!
Task: Make Ms. Claws Give Out Cat Scratches (4h, Springfield Downs, Krusty Burger, Burns Manor or Moe's Tavern)
Mr. Burns Smithers! What are all these mangy felines doing here! *shoo*
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *gutteral growling sound*
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *holds up cat that claws Mr. Burns in the face*
Mr. Burns *shrieks* Smithers! I've been mauled!
Cletus Maybe now you'll let the magic of Hissmass into your heart!
Mr. Burns Hmm. Doubtful.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Claws Out Pt. 5

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *hisss*
Lisa I guess we've all learned the true meaning of Hissmass.
Cletus And that is?
Lisa A magical crazy lady can show up at any time and sic her cats on you, for reasons that are clear only to her.
Cletus Now you understand. And it's time to bid Ms. Claws farewell.
Lisa Hissmass is already over? Ms. Claws is going to turn back into Ms. Abernathy?
Cletus No! She's gonna fly the cat sleigh through the night sky.
Task: Make Ms. Claws Drive the Cat Sleigh (12h, Crazy Cat Sleigh)
On job start:
Cletus Anxious Hissmass, Ms. Claws! Have fun spreading your bloodcurdling message to boys and girls everywhere!
Lisa Anxious Hissmass! I promise I'll never sleep soundly again!
Tapped Out Ms. Claws Icon.png *purrr*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10