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A Midsummer's Nice Dreams/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
479 "The Scorpion's Tale"
480
"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"
"Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing" 481


Cheech Marin: So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?
Tommy Chong: And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.

Bart: How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com

Krusty: When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"
Tommy Chong: Who is it?
Cheech Marin: It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
Homer: I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit?

Cheech Marin: Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong?
Homer: Yes. Will I get to meet Dave?
Cheech Marin: There is no Dave.
Homer: How about Don Johnson?
Cheech Marin: It would be easier to meet Dave.

Seymour Skinner: A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
Tommy Chong: Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
Seymour Skinner: Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
Tommy Chong: Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch