Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"I heartily endorse this event or product."

―Krusty the Clown T-Mac (talk) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST)

"YOLO"

"Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?"

―Eduardo Barcelona

"Oh, I wish!"

―Homer

—Preceding unsigned comment added by Ralphrules (talk • contribs) 16:44, March 27, 2018

"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families."

―Homer

Great quote. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"We're now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blygo wrong.
Possibly go wrong. Uh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

―Pilot

Great quote. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

Comments

• It would work fine to just quote the park engineer, starting with "Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land" and ending with "educate as well as horrify". That's where the punch really is. -- Mythigator (talk) 22:57, April 30, 2019 (EDT)

"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God I'm ugly!"

―Homer

Great quote. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)