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The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants/Quotes

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Season 23 Episode Quotes
492 "The Book Job"
493
"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 494


Sideshow Mel: And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father.
Bart: Where's the nachos you promised?
Sideshow Mel: There'll be time enough for nachos!
Kirk: Why can't I go to the grown-up room?
Sideshow Mel: You said the clown scared you.
Kirk: Well, he did a little.

Mr. Burns: I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.
Waylon Smithers: Really? Well, as safety inspector, he hasn't exactly set the world on fire, although he came close several times.

Marge: Homie, what are you doing?
Homer: My work is so meaningless.
Marge: You make electricity.
Homer: It runs the hospital.
Marge: You can't touch electricity, Marge, you can't feel it.
Homer: That's because it would kill you.
Marge: It already is killing me, Marge.

Lisa: We did it, Bart. (groans) I'm a mentor.
Bart: Big deal, you taught me to read one book.
Lisa: No, Bart, you can read other books, too.
Bart: What?!

Homer: I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.