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Bad Hair Day!/Quotes

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Marge: Not even a rainy day can ruin a "girls day out!"
Lisa: I'm really looking forward to going to the salon for a makeover. I need a new look!
Marge: I've got some bad news. Your father spent this month's budget at Apu's "mystery meat clearance sale"... so we can't afford to go to an actual salon.

Marge: Remember how I told you that Patty and Selma were studying gun repair at home? Well, they're also enrolled in "Dr. Nick's Internet Beauty Academy."
Selma: Hello Ladies! We're ready for Lisa's makeover! The hot rollersa re already warmning.
Lisa: Oh, no.

Lisa: I'm nervous, mom.
Marge: Let's just wait and see, honey.
Patty: Ta-dah!
Marge: Wow!
Lisa: What? How does it look?

Selma: Georgeous!
Patty: Dr. Nick's Internet Beauty Academy taught us that a little gel can make anything work.

Marge: Careful, Lisa. We don't want to ruin your nw 'do.
Lisa: Too late!
Marge: Run for the car!
Lisa: Oh, no! I'm all wet!
Marge: Use Maggie's extra blanky to dry off.
Sound: Rub! Rub!
Lisa: How does it look?
Marge: It's back to normal!
Lisa: Wait, Maggie! That blanket is covered with hair dye!
Marge: Wow! I think Maggie is ready for this look!
Lisa: Well, to each her own!